thank you oh dear so back in January of 2022 I made a video called horrific GTA clones
and although that video was received fairly well it's the only review I've made where
I only talked about three games instead of four or five this is because of the time I
was feeling rather burnt out and wanted to get it done rather quickly and plus there
was way more games that I didn't get to talk about so now 10 months later let's go back
into the App Store and look at the many GTA mobile clones again let's get started
so for the first game let's take a look at new world Bat Out Mafia City and oh my goodness
this might actually be the worst game we'll be looking at there is so much that this game
does wrong in such a short amount of time to the point where I'm actually impressed
with how terrible this is however before we dissect what's wrong with this game we have
to take a look at its branding read in the description the game reads the New Orleans
City where your criminal career begins roll up on dangerous mobs and fight against the
mafias controlling the City of New Orleans this is a huge City that does not accept lovers
if a calm measured life Wow amazing introduction right there and looking at the ratings this
game has over 66 so the 3.6 average with the only reviews saying that this game sucks and
one with a five star that's in a different language great okay but now we can actually
talk about the game for real and God it sucks so the first problem that I have with this
game is the pure unrelenting spam of ads now look the ads themselves elves are not the
problem I mean I even put ads from time to time and in mobile games as long as ads are
placed during long stretches of downtime then it's fine but holy Jesus this game has you
watching ad every time you click a button and because of the way the menu was arranged
you have to click like five buttons before you even begin the game and they're not even
games about GTA how was the 17 plus okay okay the ads suck but what about the game itself
well after two minutes of skipping multiple ads I was now in the game and oh my God it
gets even worse your character model is extremely stiff and looks really uncanny as you're put
into an empty bad lighted City but that's not even the worst part for my first mission
I had to go meet up with a friend at a nightclub okay so that's pretty simple right well yes
but here's the catch
you have to walk there for a good five minutes yep so not only is this game nothing more
than a cash grab but even when you're in the game it's just a boring walk in a straight
line simulator but finally I meet this guy at the nightclub right and then I stand in
the screen Circle and guess what happens next yeah you probably guessed it we get an ad
and then we get reset back to spawn and we have to go to the nightclub again only this
time around we have to shoot a single mafia boss oh boy time to go and walk for another
two years and once I got there the mafia guy wasn't even that powerful and after equipping
my cool CS go skin I killed him in two seconds excellent game design guys okay I kid you
not I'm actually starting to molds over a GTA mobile rip-off so let's just go to the
next game and hope that it's a bit more serviceable
the second game on my list is gangsta Mafia City War Games a game that is slightly better
than the first one but not by much looking at the App Store this game has 61 ratings
with a 3.5 average somehow worse than my man open world Mafia City boss and scrolling down
to the description it reads kill all the gangster in the city and become the Dawn and gangster
games doing robbery and game snatch people cars and fire okay I think you get the idea
now so basically the lore of the game is that we're playing as this jump toad right here
and and I quote wants to live a happy life so help him earning a lot of money and purchasing
his own cars bikes and private helicopters by playing exciting missions so best of luck
okay so what are the missions exactly well the first one says to go collect 3 500 and
to do this we have to go up to NPCs and kill them for their cash yeah so this game has
NPCs but they're not great they typically walk in a straight line and if you shoot them
sometimes they won't react and others they will just run on the goofy animation they
also don't react to you at all if they say you kill someone you can do things like run
jump and do a fortnite emote with some Banger music in the background but yeah that's kind
of all this game has to offer I mean obviously there's the missions but killing a single
person only gives 11 so I'm not exactly gonna ground this game out okay uh this is post
editing me and I just realized that I'm actually kind of blind because apparently the mission
was is that you had to collect one and not actually three thousand five hundred dollars
that was the reward um my bad I I am blind um I'm still not gonna play this game though
there are even cars in this game with no one driving it and if you shoot it it explodes
cool okay there's seriously nothing else here let's just move on [Music]
the third game I'll be looking at is Vegas gangsters Crime City war in terms of quality
it's probably the best one out of all the four games but that doesn't really say much
made by Tariq manzor the game has nearly 300 ratings but only two reviews with one getting
really deep into the horrors of everyday life and the other being complete nonsense saying
ninja and the weirdest part is that the developer responded to this saying thanks for raiding
our game so one of the more unique things about this game is that there's a character
selection for you to choose but you only have one by default and the rest you have to watch
out for so we'll be playing as this random guy right here so starting off the lore of
the game is going around killing people in this group called pibo Gang and in contrast
to the last two games the movement is way more better it's not good just better and
not even 20 seconds in and I already found a place to clip your body through the game
offers a variety of weapons to choose from but the one I always used was the sniper since
not only did a one shot at any distance but it also also gave me auto assist wow thank
you auto aim for playing the game for me and you can even drive cars in this game which
I'll admit is kind of funny when you crash into people but I had to make sure not to
drive in your building otherwise I'd get a clip through it and sometimes the enemies
you fought would move in the same place and when attacking would just freeze in time I
don't really know and I'm already bored to death talking about this game in the description
it says open world action crime simulator become crime simulator in real gangster open
World Games welcome to the Flying crime simulator oh my God you're killing me here game look
just play the official mobile game for GTA San Andreas it's only seven dollars and if
you can't play it this one right here looks decent enough don't play this piece of crap
good God
so now we're at the final game and to celebrate the last one I'll be looking at is Gangster
San Andreas a game that's been rated A 2.6 okay so you know the deal by now the game
as you go around doing various things and various levels these things include killing
people shooting people and making people Ragdoll so remember how I stated that the first game
would be the worst one on here well it still is but I'm gonna be giving this game an honorable
mention for literally being unplayable as by the time I was on level 4 I had to shoot
one more enemy but the only issue was that he was completely invisible to which the two
reviewers pointed out and even if the game wasn't broken this one clip would pretty much
be the entire summary of the game foreign [Music]
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foreign
is the audio it's not good the music just consists of a goofy bead that keeps looping
and you know I have to read that description to which it says join the grand mafia guns
blazing and carve out your journey to Greatness okay you know what screw this we're cutting
the game early look the joke is that it sucks okay all right you know what let's just go
to the conclusion God
and that was the last game so in conclusion if you want to play GTA but don't have it
then unfortunately for you these are your only options it's a shame too because a decent
GTA spin-off does have the potential to be created a lot of people want the game even
after a decade later but until those people actually you know buy the game they're gonna
have to be stuck with this so rip to those people but yeah that's pretty much all I have
to say GTA clone bad like the video buy my shirt and I'll see you sometime in the future
goodbye
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thank you
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