Good ol' auto correct
We all love auto correct
Lets do this
yo I am so horny I'd eat a dong right now
HORNY
Uh, HUNGRY for DONG
DONG not dONG
DOG
Fridge auto cucumber
I give up
dude???
I'm so horny I could eat a dong right now
Obviously I feel like what you wanna say "yo I'm so hungry I could eat a dog right now"
And autocorrect said he's horn
Rashad is horny?
do you thing Rashad is actually horny?
Sometimes I feel like auto correct really says what's on your mind.
No I'm just kidding guys.
Welcome to Reaction Time
We're looking at the funniest auto correct fails.
Sometimes it can sound really bad.
Imagine you were texting someone. A teacher -
I don't even know. How would you get the teacher's number?
Imagine you're emailing a teacher
And the autocorrect happens. And it says "I'm really horny for a dong right now".
That won't work out
Anyways let's do this.
Alright so this is dad. Son says:
"I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning. Is she okay??? Hospital???"
Dad: she is okay now. No hospital.
She had to take the deep pe-*censored*
*suspenseful music*
"She had to take the *fart noise* pe-*censored*"
"Uh... What?
"I had to inject her with an EPIC PE-*censored*"
*Tal dies laughing*
Dad: Oh for Christ's sake
an EpiPen
You guys know the Epi Pen. Ooohhhh!! Not the epic pe-*bleeped out*
These are Epi Pens. They're basically adrenaline and they're called Epinephrine. And you inject it usually when someone has an allergic reaction.
You would probably inject this if you got stung by a bee.
That is really embarrassing.
I had to inject her with an epic pen- *censored*
*copies the father* Dad? Oh for Christ's sake!
Hey what are you up to?
Just finished Masturbating. It makes me feel so relaxed so I can sleep easier
Awkward.
S*censored* I meant mentruating
Not any less awkward
OMFG I meant meditating! What is wrong with this phone?
What is wrong with you?
I know it's auto correct but sometimes, if you misspell it a certain way that's the reason auto correct works.
That's the reason auto correct comes into play.
Lol
Uh way WAY down the road. . hopefully. . lol
We hop
We hopping
We home
wawa skittletits
WE HOPE
And then the person ended up just laughs their ass off
What the f-*censored*
That's not even auto correct. What auto correct makes this?
Wawa skittletits!!
I'm good. I'm good.
Dude I was just drinking a cock
and jizz exploded all over my face
Oh dammit! I meant coke! And fizz! Screw auto cucumber
Auto cucumber
God donut
F*censored*
I give up
Just call the person at that point.
When it's that bad, just pick up your phone and call them!
Call 8-1-8.
This is from babe.
Mash potatoes or bitchgobblet potatoes tonight
What the f *censored*????
Omg...butthurt potatoes
Bitthurt
Ughhhhh
B U T T E R potatoes
See that's something that could work. Just space it out.
And then the auto correct can't take it over. Guys, auto correct is taking over the world
Over the world!
Alison. Guy texting Alison:
Are you doing nutcracker this year?
Yeah! (Yep*!) I am auctioning kids tomorrow
Suctioning kids.
Okay that doesn't sound good
Ridiculous auto cat rectal
Birdseed!
I AM AUITIONING KIDS FORPLAY
Wow I am sorry I am sorry I asked
Oh sh-*censored* that's really awkward.
Do you think it's better to draw with a pen or a pe*censored*?
Sorry, a pe *censored* not pe *censored*
Pics of ship phone! I meant pencil
F *censored* AUTOCORRECT!! PRICE OF S* censored*
I give up
*dies of laughter once more*
These are - these are like...I could read these all day. They're so entertaining to me.
Cause people are getting so frustrated for something they can't really control.
I mean auto correct is inevitable at one point.
And if you keep getting frustrated and keep trying to correct yourself, auto correct is just gonna be like:
*show "meme" flipping you off"
No!
This is Garrett.
How big is your hooker
Homo
Homer
F*censored* HOUSE I MEAN
How big is your house!!
How did that auto correct to hooker?
What are you typing?
The thing about this is I feel like they're so relatable sometimes
Guys when I would try to correct myself, auto correct always happens so it say the same message like 6 times.
This is uh..this is someone texting Chris.
Did you know there is a Brown window spider?
Window
Dammit window
Ugh window
F *censored* window
*gibberish* odolakpdncisoanfn window
Are you kidding me?
There is a brown spider that gets its name because it eats its husband
Widow. A brown widow.
Ok good (: love you have
bar.
babe
Jesus chalupa
NOW HOW DID THAT F *censored* HAKEEM?!
happen. not Jaleel
She's just like uh *gives a uhh why face*
Jake's just like LMAO
Hakeem
Jesus ficking chile
chile *flag pops up*
These are awkward. And they're funny.
My cock won't get out my cat.
What?
Don't worry I know it's auto correct obviously.
So it's like...I'm not gonna get freaked out just yet.
My cat won't get out of my cat.
*wtf*
Ruckus. I mean my cat won't get out of my cat.
F *censored*. B *censored* is in my car
Butch
Jesus Tabliban
I HIV up
These are awkward for me to read them. Like they don't make sense.
dan can you give me a ring
my pe*censored* is stuck
*slowly dies of laughter*
stuck in the muck
stuck in the butt
what the f*censored*
Why is that like the best....that's like a poem!
Dan can you give me a ring? My penis is stuck.
Stuck in the muck. Stuck in the butt. What the fu-*censored*
What!! Just what!!
That's literally a song.
A guy texting Jane saying:
Want me to come over ;)
no - my parents are homeless
*HOME
stupid auto crustacean
I mean auburn cockrocket
F *censored* MY LIVESAVER I'M JUST CALLING YOU
A simple "maybe later" would have sufficed!
Yeah it would!
Another one that's like a song.
(gentle but loud violin in the background)
My c*censored* humming
My *censored* coming
My AUNT IS ROAMING
My AUNT IS COMING
ferret
grrrr
GOD DAMSEL
I'm done
*claps*
Kay so, mom texted her son:
Great news - Grandma is homosexual
Son goes okay?
Homo hot lips
Hot tulips
I am getting fisted now
Okay that's really - that's really - that's really
Frustrated Grandma is h o m e
from h o s p i t a l
*dies once more of laughter*
Hahaha homo hot lips !!??
And finally:
Dad do you have any idea where my diploma is?
It's in your mother's anus
anus
ANUS
Uh. . .
In her anus
jesus mary and joseph upstairs in her house storage
wow. ok I'll search mom's anus. Thanks dad
Guys, this one is probably my favorite, but if you guys wanna check it out, first link in the description. It will take you to the original article.
Where you can see all of these hilarious auto correct fails.
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