Glitchy Boi and SMG4 intro
Looks like the 4 retards are gonna get drunk
Mario: Oh yum mum mumy *gibberish*
Luigi: Huh?
*gibberish* Wow!
Mario: *more gibberish*
Ohohohohoho! Wohohohoho!
Well, y'know the drill
Oh...
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bowser: *noise*
Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
*smack*
I LIVE!!!
Bowser: *noise*
Dafuq?
Meanwhile in our universe...
*gibberish*
Mario: No! *gibberish*
*weird noises*
Luigi: Ohohahaha!
Yahooo!
Luigi Doll: Weegee!
Toad: *gibberish*
*Boom!*
*more gibberish*
Luigi: *gibberish*
Mario!
Mario: HA HA!
*gibberish*
Luigi: Hmm...
WAA!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
Mario: *gibberish*
Wahoo!
Yah!
*akward silence*
Mario: Ohohohoho! Mama mia... Toad: *screaming*
Toad: Wa!
TWAAAAHHNNNSFOOORRMM
*fart*
Obelisk: SHoW mE wHaT YoU gOT!
Mario: *gibberish*
Mama mia!
Bowser: *gibberish*
Luigi: Oooohhhh...
Luigi: *gibberish* Toad: Wa! Mario: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Boom*
Bowser: *noise*
All: Oooooooooh!!!
New quest: Find the Golden Egg
Find it with this tablet now or forever be a scrub.
Mario: Woah!
Holy shiiiiiiiito!
I
NEED
IT!!!
MAMA F**KER!
*gibberish*
Luigi: Hmmmmmm...
*Splatoon noises*
*gibberish*
Mario: HERE WE GOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And the 4 retards are off to they're new quest
Luigi: Hmmmmmmmmmm...
*gibberish*
Okie dokie!
Oh yeah!
Ohohahahaha!
Toad: *gibberish*
Troll: *gibberish*
*Le scared Luigi*
Luigi: Shiet!
*crying and panicking*
Mario: Let's-a do this!
*smack*
Bowser: *gibberish*
Luigi: Go Weegee!
Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit!
Toad: Yeah!
Oh-kay!
*gibberish*
*noises*
*singing*
Troll: *noise*
Magic Rock: Yo man, wassup?
Troll: Dafuq?
Bowser: *gibberish*
Oh boy
Troll: *gibberish*
Nahh, it's probably nothing...
STUPID TROLL!
*ded*
Mario: Okie dokie!
Woohoo!
Nope!
Here we gooo!!!
*beep*
Fail
WAT?!
*ded*
Troll: *gibberish*
Mario: WOAAAAAAH!!!
All: *scared*
Mario: Okie dokie!
I goooooooooooot it!
Toad: Uhhh... Bye! Luigi: Okie Dokie! Bowser: Lataaaaaaaaaa!
Mario: WOOOOAAAAAH!!!
MAMAF**KER!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAMA!!!!
Luigi: WAA!!!
*panicking*
Troll: *gibberish*
Toad: *noise* Bowser: *gibberish*
*magic*
Troll: *growl*
WOAH!
*Sexeh music and dancing*
YouTube: This video has been age-restricted
Troll: You babeh, you are sexey...
*Turned on troll noises*
HAVE MY CHILDREN!
*Troll screams*
My pingas!
And the retards are in a spoopy cave
Toad: *gibberish*
Luigi: Hmmm...
Oh no!
Signal is low for the retards
Bowser: *gibberish* Luigi: *panicking and crying*
Mario: C'mon!
*gibberish*
Here we gooooo!!
*door creaking*
Woah! Hoho!
Hello little guy
Okie dokie...
Luigi: Ohhhhhh...
*gibberish*
WAA!!!
Bowser: *laughing*
Bowser: *noise* Luigi: WAAAA!!!
Stupid piece of...
*swearing*
*gibberish*
*more gibberish*
Hmmm... *even more gibberish*
*even MOOOOOORE gibberish*
Toad: NOOOOOO GOD!
NO GOD PLEASE NO!
Luigi: Hmm...
Mama mia...
Toad: *gibberish*
NOOOO!
Bowser doing his shitty magic
Luigi: Oh yeah!
WAAA!!!
Oohohohohoho!
Something from the darkness...
Mario: Hmm?
Luigi: *panicking*
Shit's gonna go down
*panicking*
Toad: *gibberish*
Mario: KIDS GONNA DIE TONIGHT!
Spider: LES' GO RIGHT NOW BRING IT ON!
Mario uses ultimate axe attack!
Luigi: *panicking*
NEED SOME HELP OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!!
Spiders: *noises*
Luigi: *panicking*
Ohhhh...
Mario: Did you hit it?
Spider: *groaning*
Luigi: Oh yea!
Spider: *more groaning*
Bowser: Owwwwww...
Mario: Nice shot!
Luigi: WAAAA!!! Mario: WOAAAAAH!!!
Luigi: *panicking*
Spider: *noises*
Mario: YOU SONS OF-A BITCHES!!!
WAKAWAKAWAKAWAKAWAKAWAKAWAKAWAKA!!!
You don't... f**k... with-a Mario...
Spider: Hey, hey, h-h-h-hey, hey! Maybe you should calm down!
Mario: Maybe you should shut the fuck up!
rekt
Bowser: *gibberish*
*more gibberish*
Toad uses magic!
Bowser: GOO!
Toad: Haha!
Luigi: Oh yeah!
Mario: Fak u!!
*fart*
*thud*
Luigi: Ohhhh...
WAAA!!!
Mama mia...
Welcome to the rift of Arcana.
Enjoy your inter-dimensional stay...
Bowser: *gibberish*
Toad: What? No. No I don't...
Mario: Ohohoho... I'm beat...
Ohh my head...
Haha!
That's-a so nice!
Luigi: MAAARRIIOOOOOO!!!
*gibberish*
*more gibberish*
*beeping*
Eh?
Oh shiet
WAA!!!
Noo...
*panicking*
Mario: Weeeeee...
This is lot's of fun!
Luigi: MAARRIIIOOOOOOO!!!
*panicking*
Mario: Weheee! Yehahaw! Woopee!
Luigi: *crying*
Help! Help! Help!
Toad: *gibberish*
Pingas!
Mario: AHAHAHAHA!!!
*ded*
Ohhh nooo... NO!
YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU!
DAMN YOU!!!
Toad: *gibberish*
*Toad sound*
Let's see how this goes...
Bowser: RUUUUUUN!!! IT'S GODZILLA!!!!!!!!!!
All: *panicking*
Mario: LUIIIIIIIGIII!!!!
*gibberish*
Luigi: WAAAAA!!!! *crying*
WAA!!!!!!
Oh-kay!
Ohohahahaha! Ohhh...
Bowser: *gibberish*
ORORORORORORO!
Toad: Haha!
Bowser: GOO!
Luigi: Yah!
Mario: Wahaaa!
Toad: Here we go!
INCOMIINNGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario: HEERREE WEE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Toad: Noooo! Waaaaaaa!!
Mario: U WOT?!
Bowser: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEE!!!
Luigi: *panicking*
*gibberish*
Ohhhhh yeaaahhh...
Luigi! Luigi!
Oh yea!
He did it!
All: *screaming*
*Retarded screaming*
*ded*
Ohhhhhh...
Mario: Ohhhhh...
Hmm??? *phone beeps*
*phone beeps*
Woah! Oh yeah! Ohh ho hoo!
Woah! Oh yeah! Ohohohoho!
*dig*
HE FOUND IT!
Oh boy! Look at that! That's-a so nice!
*wait wut*
Le suspense
Boopkins: Hey it's me! Fishy Boopkins! The rarest creature of them all!
*le look*
(Oks: Are you kidding me Luke?)
*silence*
And my special ability is... you can play with my toys
And my special ability is: You can play and find toys!
*le door shut*
Oh, you have to get the toys?
No you pathetic piece if aquatic sh*t.
Oh, okay I'll just wait here then...
Retarded subtitles Made by PF12, Oks and Evan Elm! Go sub to SMG4, Hobo Bros and TheAwesomeMario! :D
oi oi! KappasAndThat helped as well...
and EmeraldEthan but who cares
That's it, the video is done
go outside, meet some real friends
nah i'm just kidding go watch more vids