let you make it sure so why are we
meeting in your apartment again instead
of someplace else
oh here Dixie
at any moment I may become a biological
weapon so I've been quarantined no no
don't worry don't worry as long as I'm
here I run no risk to you or anyone else
Otacon has made sure of that oh right
your buddy you kept calling at the brawl
tournaments
gosh how long ago was that seven years
still recovering from your teleport deck
hey you're the one who launched a
remote-controlled missile at me what was
he supposed to do FairPoint I'm just
glad you're finally here guess things
with Lync didn't work out
yeah you know he sometimes I just feel
like I'm talking to a wall Zelda he's a
beaut sure he's a little shy has a hard
time articulating feelings that don't
involve throwing pottery at the walls
torturing poultry okay enough about him
tell me about you
what have you been up to I uh I took up
blogging for a while
fought Sam Fisher and took down another
middle-tier knows that BAE another one
how many times have you fought that
thing less times in your kingdom is
fought Ganondorf hey that is not our
fault and you know it here's some weird
prophecy on his side and he keeps coming
back just like my lower back pain ah
Crouch walking really gets to you oh my
gosh
you are such a baby when I'm disguised
as Sheikh I propel myself into the air
and land perfectly every single time
all while seeing out of one eye from
stylish bangs my dad lost his eye in
order to protect the woman he loved for
being shot snake your family is so
violent didn't you murder your father
yes no he keeps coming back so how does
he reverse the dad battle machines oh
yeah I've heard of those you know in my
kingdom we just call that magic they are
not magic there's a scientific basis for
I make the pain controls be
bees how do you explain that I well
magic mm-hmm you know what really glad I
don't have to assassinate you at the end
of this conversation
well snake you have such a way with
words seriously every time I find myself
talking to a beautiful woman I usually
have to shoot her at some point
you think I'm beautiful yeah smart
talented you gave it great fighter -
you're making me blush oh my Helia what
happened to your face sorry the um face
Campbell sometimes breaks down oh you
just look so oh well excuse me princess
not everybody can be reincarnated
goddess link of course he's calling my
wife you mean to say the same things I
don't know how I feel make way back look
snake this is really fun listen Zelda if
you need some time time that's it wait a
minute isn't that glad you could make it
sure well see ya
royalty