Skin diseases.
Let's see.
Derma Temeculitis
A rare skin affliction which causes the hands and feet
to turn a sickly greenish color.
Nice.
Cure, cure, cure.
Ah.
The only known cure requires an unusually painful
series of injections by needle into the afflicted areas.
Awesome.
There are some rumored home remedies,
but they're highly unpleasant and may or may not
be effective in curing Derma Temeculitis.
Interesting.
It must be like forty degrees.
Thirty one degrees and dropping.
Alright, Megan, what'd you do?
I just modified the air conditioning in your room.
You guys did say you like it cold, right?
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah. We love it cold.
So, if you thought this was gonna upset us,
too bad.
Didn't work.
- So, ha! - And ha!
Good. Enjoy the weather.
Boobs.
Well, looks like we foiled her little plan.
Yeah, so she made the room a little cold. Like we care.
Hey, wanna watch some tv?
Sure.
Drake, if I were gonna pull the prank on you,
would I tell you about it?
No, I guess not.
See, it's fun to use your brain.
Uh, hey, Josh, do me a favor?
- What? - Um.
Uh, come stand right here and tell me if you feel a draft?
A draft? In the living room?
- Yeah. Just check and see. - Alright.
I don't feel anything. I'll try the other finger.
[laughing]
Perfect.
What just happened?
You said you were going to get Josh!
Huh?
Fine.
Happy?
This is Paige. She's from Boulder, Colorado,
and she's thinking about coming to PCA.
Hey guys.
You better come to PCA.
It would be an absolute honor
to have a scientist of your calibre on this campus.
Oh stop.
Hi, Paige. I'm Quinn Pinsky.
Oh yeah, I've read your science blog a few times.
I loved your take on the
Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle.
And the fun begins.
Okay, uh, Paige.
Why don't you just have a seat next to Zoe. Quinn here?
If you will, regale us.
Well, as I was saying,
a geosynchronous satellite
is a satellite whose orbital track on the earth
repeats regularly over the equator.
Right. Right. Pretty impressive.
Huh, Paige?
Um yeah. Uh huh.
Hmm.
That was not a very convincing uh huh.
Something you wanna share?
I'm really just here to watch.
It's okay, Paige. You can jump in.
Um. Okay.
Um. Actually, if the satellite's orbit lies over the equator,
it's technically called a geo stationary satellite.
Oh. Right.
But a geo stationary satellite
is a type of geosynchronous satellite.
So you're pretty much right.
- This is Gina, Zac, and - Addy!
Jake's told me all about you!
But you're even prettier than he described.
Um. I'm Addy.
Oh. Hi.
Don't go to a different school?
Shouldn't you be there, like now?
It's a teacher workday.
So, I told her she should come hang out with us.
I thought it'd be fun,
even though your school's in such a bad neighborhood.
Gina, I love your outfit.
- Did you make it yourself? - Uh huh.
I can totally tell.
Uh, Kosmina.
That's an interesting name. Where are you from?
I was born in Romania. Like Dracula.
[laughing]
[screaming]
Oops.
Hey, there, people of earth.
I'm Carly Shay and this is our very first webcast
of a little show we call, iCarly.
- She's Carly. - She's Sam.
- Sam I am. - Carly. Sam.
- I think they're clear. - Demonstrate the thing.
Oh yeah.
With this item provided by our dorky friend, Freddie.
That's disrespectful!
We can do this...
[applauding]
and this...
Aw.
and this
Okay!
Hi... Shelby.
Remember how you promised to go easy on me and
and not really hit
[straining]
Stop! Stop! Stop!
Let go, Carly! Let go of her leg!
Shay, hanging on to the left leg of the champion!
Very unusual.
What's she doing?
I don't think we've seen this technique before.
- Let go of my leg! - Never!
Never let go!
Don't let go!
- Come on! - Hang on!
Marx's trying to shake Shay off her leg.
But Shay is hanging on for dear life!
- Is she allowed to do this? - I don't know.
Will someone pry this girl off my leg so I can punch her?!
Marx's getting frustrated.
Carly! Only ten seconds left in the round.
Hang on, kiddo!
Okay!
Oh my god!
Eight more seconds and Carly Shay will be the first girl
to ever last a full round of Shelby Marx!
In five, four, three, two, one!
Freddie, I got you some
[screaming]
What the yuck?!
- Nothing! - Mom, I wasn't
[stuttering]
Nothing!
I I'm taking his temperature!
What do you mean?
See, 98.6! Healthy as a duck!
Bye! Oh!
Carly, don't leave!
She's beating me when your underwear!
[squealing]
Snap. What's this?
Read it.
Here's a sweet dessert from me to the iCarly's.
Hugs and tickles, Nevel.
Nevel?
How'd he get this up here?
I don't know, but there's no way I'm eating anything
[screaming]
Heads up!
[laughing]
- Oh! Boom! - That was horrible!
- Not funny! - No! It was extremely funny!
Pranked ya! Admit it! I gotcha good!
Aw!
[laughing]
♪ I know ♪
♪ You see ♪
♪ Somehow the world Will change for me ♪
♪ And be so wonderful ♪
♪ Here I am ♪
♪ Once again ♪
♪ Feeling lost ♪
♪ But now and then ♪
♪ Live life, breathe air ♪
♪ I know somehow We're gonna get there ♪
♪ And feel so wonderful ♪
♪ When you figure out how, You're lost in the moment ♪
♪ You disappear ♪
♪ It's all for real ♪
♪ I'm telling you Just how I feel! ♪
Figure the sooner I get all this equipment outta here,
the sooner I can take it down to
[clearing throat]
This is still I Carly, but it's grown up now.
So, today I thought I'd share my skin care routine.
According to the many, many targeted ads I get,
it's never too early to start using...
anti aging products!
Even for Baby Spencer!
Yay! Hey, that's me!
Are you saying that I'm your girlfriend?
Does this answer your question?
- Not really. I mean... - How about this?
Dammit, Nona! Stop salting my game.
What's up, everybody? I'm Rob Gronkowski.
Hey, everyone. I'm Miranda Cosgrove!
We got a big announcement!
We're gonn be hosting the
2022 Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards.
So, tune in. April
- I don't know. I forgot. - Ninth.
Oh! April ninth!
Oh I didn't forget I was just Draking you guys
- because I got slimed earlier. - I got you.
You forget things after you get slimed.
- Alright. See you there. - Bye!
Hey. I'm Miranda Cosgrove from iCarly.
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