today's episode is sponsored by a
dating app called hinge hinge i feel
like i've heard of them before i've seen
a couple advertisements
so we're gonna actually have you create
a dating profile
right now oh okay all right sounds fun
oh no okay yeah let's go for it let's go
for it
i feel pretty good um i've i've i've
used
many of them and that's all we did in
english class ap
lit was lit and actually we're not gonna
let you do this alone
oh okay we've actually decided we're
gonna bring in an expert with years of
dating wisdom to help you
like actually what oh hello oh my god
i guess i'm the day
hi nice to meet you hi how's it going hi
i'm bracelet nice to meet you
jay nice to meet you too i'm mark mike
i'm kenneth
kenneth nice to meet you phil what's up
nice to meet you oh my god are you going
to find me love today we can catch you
be more beautiful thank you i'm hyped
honestly like
having him on my side is that that's a
real detriment for you pal i do have a
great deal of knowledge about dating
because
i michaela have been married three
times yes when i used to do dating
things we used to
look at a newsletter and make phone
calls
and then we would go out for a cup of
coffee and most of the time what i found
they lied about their height
oh really that's just like today so we
already have the app set up on this
phone
okay that's nice and then we're gonna
leave it to you
to build the profile together alrighty
so first name last name
i think i could do that one i'm
interested in men yes
or should we do men and women just to
get the spicy girls from the oceanside i
would just do men again
i'm interested in both men and women and
then go for it i mean
why not have more to choose from right
what if i put five
four so they have low expectations i
show that's too short that's jockey size
i'd go with a five eight honesty is the
key over here okay
you know we're you're a catch you should
be honest so
how do you feel about kids about having
kids i'm 18.
so like that's not really in like
well some people you'd be surprised i
would say i'm not sure
okay you're not sure because you don't
know because a guy might think you're
trying to trap him
right exactly exactly when you're not
sure right now i am open to kids
but not yet no michaela why it's so
prudent
uh to wait to have kids until you're
absolutely ready to have kids
it's because darling they take up all
your time
all your money and all your energy
politics
liberal because like politics is
something super important to me exactly
so it's like i definitely like
want it me too drinking i do not drink
actually i don't smoke marijuana either
i've never had
you are an exciting person i know it's
very exciting
what are your your thoughts on smokers
no i agree marijuana
sometimes sometimes i agree
vaguely oh you agree oh i'm using
uh pot drops to sleep at night whoa
that's
wild i like that this is asking that
because i hate like getting to know and
like liking someone then finding out
like uh
i'm uncomfortable with that oh photo's
okay okay hey you want to take a picture
of me and put it up i might get too many
matches at that point so it's not going
to be fair so i like adding like a
picture usually from like when i've like
traveled
when i'm traveling and i think it's like
a good talking point yeah this one from
when i was in paris and i think it's
like a really good place oh i
like that if you can't tell i really
like this top because i wear it all the
time
you want to put a dog picture to show
you're a dog person
sure i mean i would be attracted to
someone if i was a dog person they go oh
she's got dogs okay
you should have photos that show your
you know show what you look like
of course and then photos that show what
you're interested in that makes sense i
never
thought of that i thirst trap boys you
know what that means thirst trapping
it's when you take like a cue pic like
like like a like a nice body photo of
yourself
and you add that in so that way they're
like ooh i would tend to get
more pg pictures just so you don't
attract them as the wrong kind of guy
okay that's true so first of all it's
impossible to take a bad photo
of you my darling could you be more
beautiful
there's my brother and sister that's
darling
i like it that you you're friends with
your brothers yeah i love them they're
my little people so cute
what a family do you know what like an
f-boy is it's called a boy
basically like they dress a certain way
and like they have like a certain way
they like talk and act
it just looked like i looked like one
but i don't i know i'm not one am i
basic enough to be a korean f-boy yet
so like as i was like sort of a joke
yeah but they may not get it
okay let's go back okay let's go back
you like this one because i think that's
kind of cool
it's kind of you're kind of badass and
mysterious in that
and look how beautiful your eyes look oh
that's a good one you want to be sassy
with your with your kitty cat t-shirt
yeah because i could be a little serious
absolutely love me love my cat yep and
i'm a cat freak
who's this in the picture with you this
is my grandma i see it yeah
me and my gum went to the beach once
you're taking it with your grandma's
she's important to you
family's important to see this says a
lot of good things about you
that might interest someone so i
confirmed that one okay okay what about
this
this one actually this is my skincare
routine okay i'm sure you care about
your looks okay
let's do it women want to know that they
want to they take care of themselves
exactly exactly when you're older you
won't be wrinkled like me and all do you
have actually great skin
i do i got a lot of sugar all right so
for this next part it actually asks you
to respond to specific prompts okay what
else is there uh
on my bucket list the last time i cried
one thing i'll never do again
how my mother would describe me okay the
key to my heart is let's answer this one
okay
what's romantic romance just put down
romance what is your greatest
greatest strength i think my greatest
strength is seeing like the best in
people
good to see the best in people that will
attract somebody who likes to achieve
and be great too
yeah this is like a very wholesome
profile right now i'm not used to that
the hallmark of a relationship is what
is the hallmark of a good relationship
you have to be able to communicate
just in general because like dude nail
on the head baby
these questions i think they they give
good insight into you
as a person i geek out on oh i need out
on so much
stuff when it's geeking out it's like a
computer so geeking out
is like basically like something you get
like super excited and super into so
paramore is my favorite band so i'm
putting part paper mormont out of ebay
what do you think this means will you
geek out at yeah i don't know
i mean i thought it meant something that
annoys you and bothers you
and i would say inefficiency and waste
let's say warmth
and consideration what about beauty no
we don't want to say all that maybe
they're more beautiful on the inside
than normal yeah we don't want it on the
inside
i geek out on art all the time all right
do you know what i get out on
is waxing videos
i love to watch waxing videos that is
unique okay so your dating profile
is now complete you ready to give it a
shot i
am i'm excited we're gonna find matches
now oh shoot oh man what
so on hinge to show someone you like
them you look through their profile and
pick something about them you like
so as you go through look at their
pictures read their profiles and see who
you'd like
and try to connect with okay
so basically on other dating apps
swiping means that you're interested in
someone but for this you're liking
somebody rather than swiping oh
i like this picture it's like aesthetic
you got the whole
yeah it looks fun yeah i like this one
say um
would have been safer on the sidewalk
if you want to you get her to laugh
trust me
that has been my key card my whole life
vincenzo
oh he liked me already how i'm already
getting likes i've been on it for three
seconds
wow she is pro oh my gosh she's
beautiful
i say first city i've ever had thinking
i was into guys
my type when did you
figure that out that's what i would say
yeah starting a conversation right wait
a minute
bruce springsteen front row springsteen
tickets
interesting if you if you're not
interested i will definitely go
i think we should reply to him yeah he
has a really nice
what's wrong with us we're not very
picky just alike okay she's my kayla and
she's mysterious
and she's a world-class beauty and she's
fabulous beyond the pale and she's bit
and sparkling she's dreamy i need that
as my ringtone every day just to wake up
to that
what did you say displays texas sad boy
it's a type of guy i like him i feel
like definitely with your help like
choosing the photos and everything like
i'll definitely get replies
maybe you'll get different kind of guys
and when you choose your pictures i
would go with the heart
she looks like she's well traveled i'm a
fan of that oh oh okay can you just pick
them all
no no we can't be so we can't be extra
thirsty
you know really yeah then it's gonna be
like it's like we're trying too hard
like you said we're
not desperate it's whatever we're not
yeah we're not we're not desperate no
what's extra thirsty
uh when you need some water i guess we
want to say something
nice smile got it there you go just keep
it nice
shortened nice short that's that is that
is the key short and sweet oh wait
hey he messaged me back already so thank
you you have a nice smile too
hey just be yourself thanks
uh how's your day going commenting on
the pictures works which is something
almost like
that is very smart that's nice someone
wrote me a message
they liked my um that i liked waxing
videos that i geek out over that
yes um and he said what other weird ones
oh well for some reason i like haircut
transformations
i get that those are good too i like
pimple popping videos too
should i tell them that gross side of me
wow
i like it with nature that's me i like
nature yeah
what do you think should i send him a
like sure okay we'll send him
someone to send him a message oh he he
likes me back
so we can match we'll match with him and
then we'll message him
okay add a reply how do i what should i
say to him what what is my opening line
for this boy
i like that you seem to enjoy nature
this isn't how i speak we have eight
likes fair high five
eight boys like me it's very different
of course
my age but you know it's a great way to
meet a
wide variety of people you never would
meet most of our dates
successful dates were from friends of
friends nowadays there's
you have such a wide variety it's kind
of exciting just to go through everyone
and look through their profiles
i'm not really like a dating app person
but going through this this has been
kind of fun and it makes me kind of want
to do it
this is different from any other dating
i've ever used
really i've never had like i nev they
never ask you to like comment on someone
thing what they like
this is a lot less superficial and more
just like
learning about the person which i really
enjoy it was fun it might make me feel
young again
i feel like you're so experienced and
you know what you're doing and you're
like you're getting it so that was nice
because i'm not sure it's very different
than what i would do
more i feel like but it's different
because you know he has wisdom you've
got the modern up-to-date stuff
mine's old school together we come
together and we get very confused i'm
just gonna have like what like probably
five days lined up next week it was so
much fun because it's like advising with
a friend like what should i do
like is this guy cute is he not or like
is this a good idea to put on my profile
it was fun
this is a blast yeah we have to get
together once a week
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