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[Birds chirping]
GOHAN: [Humming "Come Out, Incredible Zenkai Power!"]
GOHAN: [Humming "Come Out, Incredible Zenkai Power!"] CHI-CHI: [Opens the door]
CHI-CHI: Gohan...
Vegeta's here, looking for you.
GOHAN: What?
Vegeta?
Well...
Tell him I'll be right there—
VEGETA: FIGHT ME!
GOHAN: AAAA—
(Some of the scenes can contain something funny in the subtitles.)
(If you turned on those subtitles, expect experiencing something similar to DBZA's english canadian.)
(Also, RIP DBZA.)
GOHAN: Vegeta!?
What are you doing here!?
VEGETA: Pretty sure it's obvious.
FIGHT ME!
GOHAN: No!
What?
Why?
NO!
VEGETA: It's been over a year since your idiot father killed himself—
GOHAN: Saved us all.
VEGETA: —KILLED HIMSELF!
And I haven't had a decent challenge since.
So put down the math book,
get your Gi on
and fight me like you mean it!
GOHAN: Chinese.
VEGETA: What?
GOHAN: The book.
I'm learning Chinese.
VEGETA: Why are you learning Chinese?
GOHAN: 30年后， [Translation: In 30 years...]
GOHAN: 30年后，您就会知道。 [Translation: In 30 years... You'll know.]
Also, I'm not fighting you.
VEGETA: BULLSHIT!
You have enough power under that hood to destroy the planet three times over,
and you're just letting it go to waste!
GOHAN: Vegeta, my little brother is sleeping in the next room over,
(Aww, little Goten got referenced) and Mom *just put him down*.
If you're really looking for a fight...
...Keep it up...
...And she'll *give you one*.
VEGETA: This isn't over.
[Angrily floats away]
GOHAN: Bye, Vegeta.
[Store doors open]
GOHAN: Why does mom need so much Chobani Yogurt?
[Senses Vegeta's energy]
VEGETA: [Shoots a Ki blast]
GOHAN: Wha...?
Vegeta!?
VEGETA: FIGHT ME!
GOHAN: I'm running errands!
VEGETA: More like running your mouth!
How about you run those hands!?
GOHAN: My hands are full of sundries.
VEGETA: And you're full of excuses!
LET'S GO!
GOHAN: Okay, look...
I forgot to get pears.
If you go to the store and grab them for me...
...I'll fight you.
VEGETA: FINE!
>_>
<_<
GOHAN: [Flies away]
VEGETA: WAIT!
PAIRS OF WHAT!?
(Damn, Vegeta, you mispronounced pears.)
GOHAN: Thanks for letting me use your telescope, Dr. Brief!
Comet Kamori only passes by the Earth every 100—
[An unknown shooting star appears]
Wait... [An unknown shooting star appears]
[An unknown shooting star appears]
W-What's that light?
[Final Flash theme plays]
That's not a comet... [Final Flash theme plays]
It... [Final Flash theme intensifies]
[Final Flash theme intensifies even more]
Oh no... [Final Flash theme intensifies infinitively]
[Distant explosion]
(Dick move, Veggie. Dick move.) [Distant explosion]
VEGETA: [fight Me >:( ]
GOHAN: NOOO~!
VEGETA: [Growls in rage]
[Nimbus flying]
GOHAN: [Humming "We Were Angels"] [Nimbus flying]
GOHAN: [Humming "We Were Angels"] VEGETA: [Destroys Nimbus]
GOHAN: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH—!
(Why is Gohan still flying while on the ground?) GOHAN: [Stops falling] —Ah!
[Flies down, lands] VEGETA: Got'cha that time!
GOHAN: WHAT...!?
GOHAN: WHAT IS YOUR...!?
GOHAN: WHAT IS YOUR *DAMAGE*!?
VEGETA: I haven't
VEGETA: I haven't TAKEN ANY DAMAGE!
THAT'S THE PROBLEM!
GOHAN: There's got to be someone else you can ask to fight you!
VEGETA: I TRIED!
PICCOLO: No.
VEGETA: Oh c'mon, why not?
PICCOLO: Because I don't want to.
VEGETA: What, you got something better to do?
PICCOLO: Nope.
(It's still strange that these two never fought before.)
VEGETA: F*CK YOU!
VEGETA: F*CK YOU, FIGHT ME!
PICCOLO: [Sigh]
(KAMI: 'I got an idea.')
PICCOLO: Hm? (KAMI: 'I got an idea.')
(KAMI: 'Destroy that pot and blame it on Vegeta.')
PICCOLO: Huh.... (KAMI: 'Destroy that pot and blame it on Vegeta.')
(KAMI: 'Destroy that pot and blame it on Vegeta.')
PICCOLO: Think that'd work?
VEGETA: Uuumm... (KAMI: 'Yes, it'll be hilarious!')
PICCOLO: Yeah, I guess it'd be pretty funny.
VEGETA: Who are you talking to—? (NAIL: 'Ooh, this is gonna be good!')
[Finger bang]
[Pot breaks]
VEGETA: Wha-?
Why did you—?
PICCOLO: VEGETA!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
MR. POPO: WHO JUST BROKE RULE SIX?!
VEGETA: *I will remember this, Namekian*.
PICCOLO: Please do.
[Vegeta flies away]
PICCOLO: [Sigh]
PICCOLO: Mm-hm.
[Magically fixes pot] PICCOLO: Mm-hm.
[Anime popping sound]
PICCOLO: Mm-hm.
(Still so freakin' metro.)
PICCOLO: I should make myself a bed.
(NAIL: 'Gee, you think?')
KRILLIN: Well, honestly.
I'm honored you thought of me, Vegeta.
If you don't go Super Saiyan, who knows?
Maybe I'll have a—
VEGETA: No, not you, you neurotic imp!
Your woman!
LAZULI: Hey Vegeta!
How are the arms?
VEGETA: They're fine...
[Stammering]
—NEVER MIND!
GET OUT HERE!
YOU OWE ME A REMATCH!
LAZULI: I owe a lot of people a lot of things.
Most of them money.
One an organ.
One a live tiger...
KRILLIN: Yeah, your brother keeps calling about that.
LAZULI: But I don't owe you shit.
You beat your kid, and ignore your wife.
And when you're not doing that, you're trying to start fights with people because of your...
And when you're not doing that you're trying to start fights with people because of your *screaming*
And when you're not doing that you're trying to start fights with people because of your *screaming ego*.
You remind me of my dad, but...
At least he had the common courtesy to stay dead.
So take your massive inferiority complex the hell off our beach...
and maybe I'll fight you again someday.
When you stop acting like such a massive...
...C*nt.
(Holy shit, she just pulled a grudge!) ...C*nt.
VEGETA: [Stammering again]
VEGETA: After that, I looked for Triclops, but he's completely off the grid.
(FYI, he means Tien Shinhan) VEGETA: After that, I looked for Triclops, but he's completely off the grid.
So all that's left was...
...You.
GOHAN: Well, what about Yam—
VEGETA: *I will obliterate your home*.
(Oh, so now there's a 'Yamcha button'?) GOHAN: Okay, geez.
(Oh, so now there's a 'Yamcha button'?) Geez, I'm...
I-I'm sorry...
(Damn straight you should be.)
But I'm still not going to fight you.
VEGETA: OH! C'M--
SERIOUSLY!?!?!
GOHAN: I don't like fighting, Vegeta!
I only did it because it was do or die.
I only did it because it was *literally* do or die.
And frankly, at this point....
I'd be fighting you...
...Out of *pity*.
Is that what you want?
A pity fight?
(At this point, he'd rather have a broken arm or a bruised dick.)
Yeah...
Goodbye, Vegeta.
[Flies off]
[Wind blows]
VEGETA: ('Welp, only one person I can turn to at a time like this.')
(Who's he gonna call...?)
(GHOST NAPPA!!!)
(Though he ain't a ghost no more.) (GHOST NAPPA!!!)
[Phone turns on] [Phone vibrates]
[Footsteps]
[Phone vibrates] [Footsteps]
[Footsteps]
[Phone vibrates]
NAPPA: Oop, 36 missed calls.
[Chuckles]
[Phone vibrates] NAPPA: ...Not pulling the pin on *that* grenade.
NAPPA: ...Not pulling the pin on *that* grenade.
(Hey Piccolo made his bed! 0u0)
(Let's give a big thank you to YouTube for letting us devise on our own subtitles up until now.)
(Goodbye 'Add subtitles/CC' option.)
(You shall be missed.)
:'( (Seriously.)