Kia.
Did you park in my assigned space again?
Yeah, just park somewhere else.
*grunts* Damn it, Kia!
I'll do it. I swear I'll snap.
Yeah, right?
*Thanos snaps*
*man groans*
Uh-uh yo, I sent you a Christmas card. That's messed up. That's real-
You win this time, Kia.
I'm Captain Marvel.
*chuckles* man,
I'm sorry
I don't want to be that guy, but uh
Technically in the comics Captain Marvel was originally a man and I just feel like that's a better representation, and- *screams*
Doctor!
What do you want?
My body's really sore from fighting
I was wondering--
I'm not writing you another prescription.
but my body's sore from fighting Thanos! just need some ibuprofen.
You don't even need a prescription for that.
I don't want the 200-milligram ones I want the big ones!
FINE!
Yo, if you could throw in some oxys too - that'd be cool.
*girl chuckles*
I really like you, Peter.
Oh no!
I'm sorry, it's just uh, my spidey senses are tingling and the tingling makes me feel...
Good.
Or maybe it's just that you're a normal teenager --
Oh, no. Nope! It's definitely these spidey sense is tingling!
I can still see it... - Eat me!
Okay, uhm.. Wow! Lots of process here, okay. First of all Thor doesn't use the hammer anymore nor does he have long hair
He's now Thor Odin's son ever heard of them. He uses
Stormbreaker
Professor, why are you in charge? You can't even walk!
You know, Wolverine, I can read minds.
That's not a good enough reason
I know you like horse porn.
Oh, sh*t.
Okay, fine, yeah, that's fine you could you could totally be leader.
Just please don't tell anyone. Ok? Thank you.
Oh! Looks like I WHINNEY! *makes horse noises*
I can turn as small as I want or as big as I want. Well for the most part that's proportional.
Well, yes, but size isn't what makes the hero. Uh-huh. and as your therapist
I must ask you're talking about his penis, right?
*speaks in unison* No!
- Yeah... - Yes...
Your chin looks like a ball sac.
I know.
I styled it that way.
Hmm. Weird choice.
Well, I think your bangs are weird.
Where do we go from here?
You can't say that to me.
I just did.
I'm a HR.
Where you gonna report me to, HR?
You fool.
I'm feeling something here, is that? --
No.
Not no. There's nothing going on here.
- But I felt you were -- - Please leave my room...
Okay.
You win this time, Kia.
- You said that already. - What's up? Did you say -- what's up?
I thought you said, you're calling me back.
- No. - No?
Thanos, please leave my f*cking office.
You remembered my name.
I call you by your car.
Well, you're a purple man in this office *indistinct*
And you're a weird fleshy color, but I will bring it up for you.
- Soo... - Alright.
- Tootles. - See you later --
What's up?
*laughs*