WE'VE GOT A LOT OF GREAT SHOWS
COMING UP.
WHALE WE WON'T IF IN PERSON AUDIENCES FOR AWHILE YOU CAN
CHECK OUT PAST EPISODES OF ALL OF OUR CARPOOL KARAOKE VIDEOS ON
OUR YOUTUBE PAGE AND DON'T FORGET TO FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER.
AND, PLEASE DON'T FORGET TO FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER AT “LATE
LATE SHOW.” YOU CAN ALSO HEART ME ON
INSTAGRAM, LINK ME ON LINKEDIN, PIN ME ON PINTEREST, SNAP ME ON
SNAPCHAT, WORK ME ON SLACK, TWERK ME ON GOT BACK, MAKE ME A
WEBSITE ON SQUARESPACE, SHAVE MY GOATEE ON BAREFACE, SEND ME
DAILY BRIEFS ON APPLE NEWS, SEND ME ADAM AND EVE ON APPLE NUDES,
OPEN ME A PRESENTATION ON GOOGLE SLIDES, MAKE ME TEAR UP ON
BEAUTIFUL BRIDES, DO A DANCE ON TIKTOK, STEAL MY PANTS ON
PICKPOCK, POKE THROUGH A HOLE ON RIPPED SOCK, BACK THE WRONG GUY
ON KIDROCK, FIND ME SOME PETS ON PETFINDER, FIND ME SOME GALAS ON
METFINDER, TALK ME UP ON WECHAT, TOOBIN ME ON “UM, WE CAN SEE
THAT!” BUILD MY CORE ON YOGAWORKS,
PLEDGE MY FRAT ON TOGAJERKS, DRINK MY LIME ON SODASQUIRTS,
KISS A JEDI ON YODAFLIRTS, POST MY CLIP ON VIMEO, WILFORD ME ON
BRIMLEY-O, SET ME UP A ROOM ON HOTEL TONIGHT, SET RUDY GIULIANI
UP ON HOTEL VERY NICE!
DETAIL MY TRUCK ON CARLACKEY, FINGER MY MAP ON STEVEKORNACKI,
MEET WITH ME ON ZOOM, HAVE DRINKS WITH ME ON ZOOM, GO TO
WORK WITH ME ON ZOOM, HAVE GAME NIGHT WITH ME ON ZOOM, HAVE
THANKSGIVING WITH ME ON ZOOM, NEVER EVER LEAVE AGAIN ON ROOM,
STREAM ME ON HULU, SCREAM ME ON BOO!-LU, CHECK MY BABES ON
ONLYFANS, CHECK MY BABE ON ONLYHAMS, CONTROL ME ON BOSSY,
KATE ME ON MOSSY, POP MY LIPS ON GLOSSY, JAZZ MY HANDS ON FOSSE,
FREAK ME OUT ON WEBMD, KILL MY SPIDER ON WEBEMPTY, BUY US
TREATS ON GOPUFF, TELL US “NO” ON BUTTSTUFF, EDIT MY TEXT ON
BLINKY, LEARN ABOUT ART ON DAVINKY?!
OR, IF YOU WISH, FEEL FREE TO WRITE ME AN OLD FASHIONED LETTER
BY ADDRESSING IT TO TELEVISION CITY STUDIOS, 7800 BEVERLY
BOULEVARD, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA 90036.
YOU'LL ASK HOW ME AND THE BAND ARE DOING AND AS A GOOD HOST AND
AN EVEN BETTER FRIEND, I'LL ACTUALLY ASK THEM.
REGGIE SEEMS TO BE OKAY, IF A LITTLE EMOTIONALLY DISTANT.
TIM'S HAVING SOME TROUBLE WITH HIS BACK AND SOMETIMES I WORRY
THAT STEVE'S NOT EATING ENOUGH.
UNFORTUNATELY, GUILLERMO'S STILL DEALING WITH HIS BULLY PROBLEM,
BUT I TRUST HAGAR WILL PROTECT HIM IF IT GETS ANY WORSE.
UNSURE OF HOW TO PUT ALL THIS INTO A LETTER, I'LL WRITE BACK“"
YOU'RE CRAZY TO MAKE US WRITE AN ESSAY TELLING YOU HOW WE ARE.
YOU SEE US AS YOU WANT TO SEE US, BUT WHAT WE FOUND OUT IS
THAT EACH ONE OF US IS A BRAIN, AND AN ATHLETE, AND A BASKET
CASE, A PRINCESS AND A CRIMINAL.”
SATISFIED, I'LL LEAVE THE LETTER ON MY DESK AND WALK OUT OF MY
OFFICE DOING ONE OF THESE-- AND MUCH LIKE MY FIST, THE
REFERENCE WILL GO COMPLETELY OVER YOUR HEAD, BECAUSE YOU'RE
16 AND HAVE NEVER SEEN "THE BREAKFAST CLUB."
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH DAVID OYELOWO!
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