>> Reggie: ♪ EMOJI NEWS ♪ I WILL SHOW YOU A NEWS STORY
WRITTEN ONLY IN EMOJIS, YOU WILL TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK THAT NEWS
STORY IS ALL ABOUT.
WHO HERE THINKS THAT THEY KNOW THEIR EMOJIS.
SHOW YOURSELF TO ME, WHO KNOWS THEIR EMOJIS?
WHO WOULD LIKE TO PLAY?
ANYBODY, ANYONE AT ALL.
YOU WANT TO PLAY?
COME ON, COME, COME, HERE, COME IN HERE, COME IN HERE.
HOW ARE YOU?
>> I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU.
>> I'M VERY WELL, WHAT IS YOUR NAME, WHERE ARE YOU FROM.
>> BRIANA FROM COLTON.
>> YEAH.
>> WHERE IS COLTON.
>> SAN BERNARDINO.
>> James: WHERE IS SAN BERNARDINO.
>> NEAR RIVER 150EUD.
>> James: ARE IS RIVERSIDE.
>> JUST EAST, THAT WAY.
>> James: IT'S OVER THERE, OKAY, GOOD.
NOW WHAT, TALK US THROUGH THIS, THIS IS-- SO THIS IS THIS
WEATHER WE'RE HAVING CURRENTLY.
>> I HAD TO LOOK GOOD FOR YOU.
>> James: OH, I LOVE YOU FOR THAT.
WONDERFUL.
NOW WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR LIFE.
>> I WORK AT DISNEYLAND.
>> James: NO, YOU DON'T.
>> I DO.
>> James: SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.
>> WE HAVE TO GO TOGETHER.
>> James: WHAT DO YOU DO.
>> I'M AN ATTRACTIONS HOST JNS.
>> James: AN ATTRACTIONS HOST.
I LIKE TO THINK OF MYSELF AS AN ATTRACTIONS HOST.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT IS YOUR JOB ENTAIL.
>> I PRESS BUTTONS.
>> James: SHUT UP, YOU PRESS THE BUTTONS.
YOU HOLD ALL THE POWER.
SO WHAT RIDE DO YOU WORK ON?
>> SPLASH MOUNTAIN.
>> James: NO WAY!
NO, THIS IS SO EXCITING.
WHAT THE WORST THING YOU HAVE EVER SEEN AT DISNEYLAND.
>> OH, A LOT OF THINGS.
>> James: THAT YOU CAN TELL US ABOUT.
>> I CAN'T MAKE IT UP.
>> James: THAT YOU CONDITION BE FIRED FOR.
>> CAN'T MAKE IT UP I'VE SEEN BOOBS A LOT.
>> James: ON SPLASH MOUNTAIN.
>> YEAH.
>> James: PEOPLE WANTING TO SHOW IT OR THEY DO IT FOR THE IF
THE OWE.
>> THEY DO IT FOR THE PHOTO BUT IT DOESN'T SHOW UP.
>> James: REALLY.
>> IT WASHES AWAY.
>> James: OH, DO YOU.
>> HANG ON, SO YOU WILL ADD A DISHAL SPLARNS TO COVER UP THE
BOOB.
>> IT'S GONE, YEAH.
>> James: JOW WOW, THAT IS SENSATIONAL.
I GET IT BECAUSE THERE ARE OFTEN FOUR PEOPLE IN A PHOTO.
>> YEAH.
>> James: SO IF I GET A IF THE OWE AND I'M WITH MY 7 YEAR OLD
SON AND BEHIND ME A WOMAN IS FLASHING HER TA TAS, THAT IS A
DIFFICULT CONVERSATION WITH ME AND MY SON.
SO I THINK YOU ARE DOING THE RIGHT THING.
>> THANK YOU.
>> James: WELL, THIS IS SENSATIONAL.
ALL RIGHT, NOW DO YOU USE EMOJIS A LOT IN YOUR LIFE.
>> A LOT.
>> James: WHAT IS YOUR GO TOO EMOJI.
>> PROBABLY THE LIKE GIRL THAT IS LIKE THIS.
SHE'S LIKE, I GOT THIS.
>> James: NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE IS SAYING.
>> SHE IS SAYING I GOT T I'M IN CHARGE.
>> James: OH, YOU THINK.
>> I THINK SO.
>> James: BECAUSE I ALWAYS THINK SHE'S GOING-- I THINK
SHE'S GOING WHERE DID THAT TRAY GO THAT I WAS HOLDING DRINKS.
(LAUGHTER) JUST HAD A TRAY OF DRINKS, WHERE
DID THEY-- THAT IS WHAT I DO.
ALL RIGHT WHAT DO WE DO TAKE A LOOK AT THIS NEWS STORY AND TELL
ME WHAT YOU THINK IS GOING ON HERE.
>> MAN STABS ICE CREAM TRUCK, COPS TAKE MAN.
WAYNE: LET'S VEY LOOK AND SEE IF YOU ARE RIGHT, THIS SAY MAN IN
ENGLAND WAS ARRESTED FOR ATTACKING AN ICE CREAM VAN AND
THREATENING ITS OWNER WITH A THREE FOOT LONG SAMURAI SWORD.
(LAUGHTER) I MEAN IN MY DEFENSE, I HAVE
BEEN STRUGGLING WITH MY NEW YEAR'S DIET.
WELL DONE, YOU GOT IT ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
>> I DID IT.
>> James: WELL DONE.
WE'LL SEE YOU SOON, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
WHO ELSE HERE THINKS THAT THEY KNOW THEIR EMOJIS?
LET'S HAVE A LOOK.
THIS MAN.
COME ON AND JOIN ME.
COME OUT HERE, COME OUT HERE, YOU HANDSOME DEVIL.
DON'T STAND ON A HIGHER STEP DON'T STAND ON A LOWER STEP, YOU
DON'T THINK I KNOW YOUR GAME, YOU WENT-- OH, HEY, HOW ARE YOU.
>> GOOD, HOW ARE YOU.
>> James: I'M GOOD WHAT IS YOUR NAME WHERE ARE FROM YOU.
>> I'M FROM BRADEN, FROM LONDON, BE TAN-- ONTARIO, CONDITION DA.
>> James: HEY, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN YOUR LIFE, TELL ME
EVERYTHING.
>> NOT MUCH.
SURFING SERVING FULL TIME, BASICALLY.
>> James: SERVING.
>> LIKE AT A RESTAURANT.
>> James: OH, I THOUGHT YOU MEANT IN THE MILITARY.
>> NO, NO, NO.
>> James: WHEN YOU-- CAN I BE HONEST, WHEN YOU PUT IT LIKE
THAT, THAT SAY GOOD WAY TO GO TO A BAR THOUGH, MAN, I'M SO SICK
OF SERVING.
I'VE BEEN SERVING NOW FOR 25 YEARS.
I JUST NEED SOMEONE TO HELP ME RELAX.
SO WHAT KIND OF RESTAURANT DO YOU WORK IN?
>> IT'S A BARISH KIND OF LIKE FAMILY, CALLED CRABBY JOES.
>> James: CRAPPY JOES.
>> CRABBY JOES, NO THE CRAPPY JOES YZ WHY IS JOE TOO CRABBY.
>> I'M NOT TOO SURE, IS HE NOT A VERY HAPPY GUY.
>> James: WHAT DO YOU DO AT CRABBY JOE.
>> I'M JUST A SERVER.
>> James: YOU TAKE ORDERS.
>> TAKE ORDER, BRING THE FOOD, THAT IS IT.
>> James: I WILL REPEAT THE QUESTION I ASKED EARLIER, WHAT
IS THE WORST THING YOU HAVE SEEN AT CRABBY JOES, TO PUT THIS IN
PERSPECTIVE, I ONCE WAS A SERVER.
I ONCE DROPPED A STEAK ON A FLOOR AND SERVED IT.
>> I HAVEN'T DONE THAT.
>> James: LIKE I GIVE A [BLEEP] NOW.
(LAUGHTER) >> PROBABLY SOMEONE PUKED UNDER
THE THE TABLE AND THEN STAYED THERE FOR LIKE A HALF HOUR.
>> James: SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.
NO WONDER JOE'S CRABBY.
I WOULD BE FURIOUS.
>> HE WASN'T A HAPPY TBIE.
>> James: NOW DO YOU USE, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THESE I HAVE
HERE, YOU HAVE SEEN THIS FULL SHOT, I AM ABSOLUTELY LOVING IT.
TALK TO ME, ARE YOU A BIG EMOJI USER, DO YOU USE EMOJIS, ARE
THEY PART OF YR LIFE.
>> THEY ARE PART OF MY LIFE.
>> James: HOW OFTEN DID -- DO YOU EVER, HERE IS MY QUESTION,
WHEN YOU ARE GOING TO WORK, DO YOU JUST NOT TYPE THE WORD
CRABBY, DO YOU JUST PUT A CRAB AND THEN JOE.
>> NO, I HAVEN'T.
>> James: WHAT?
>> NO.
>> James: DUDE.
>> I AM MISSING OUT.
>> James: THINK OF THE TIME, YOU PROBABLY SAVED YOURSELF
HOURS OF YOUR LIFE.
>> CRABBY APOSTROPHE S, ONE HE MOJ, GONE, WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE
GO TO EMOJI.
>> I LIKE THE ONE WHERE THE FACE IS KIND OF LIKE, LIKE THE
SURPRISE FACE.
>> James: IS THAT YOUR SURPRISE FACE?
>> IT, YEAH.
>> James: THAT IS YOUR SURPRISE FACE.
>> MY SURPRISE FACE.
>> James: SO WHEN THAT MERN THREW UP UNDER THE TABLE AND
THEN STAYED, YOU WERE LIKE-- (LAUGHTER)
OH MY GOD.
THIS IS A SURPRISE FACE.
>> I CONDITION DID THAT.
>> James: YEAH, YOU CAN.
YOU GOT TO PUT IT IN THE EYES, PUT IN THE EYES.
LISTEN, HERE IS THE TRICK.
HERE IS THE TRICK FOR A GOOD SURPRISE.
SURPRISE THE EYE.
SURPRISE THE EYES.
>> I DON'T THINK IT IS WORKING, I DON'T THINK IT IS WORKING.
>> James: SURPRISE THE EYES, IMAGINE SO LIKE WHEN YOU
SURPRISE, ARE YOU-- YOU HAVE TO PUT THE SUR VICE-- SURPRISE IN
YOUR EYES, READY, ONE, TWO, THREE SURPRISE!
YOU GOT IT!
YOU ABSOLUTELY GOT IT.
>> GOT IT, YEAH, YEAH.
>> James: ALL RIGHT.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS NEWS STORY.
TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK THIS MIGHT BE.
>> OH, HMMMM.
UM, MAN TAKES AMBULANCE TO A HOTEL-- LAF
(LAUGHTER) ING J DO YOU WANT TO TELL HIM OR
SHALL I?
>> ABOUT THE BUILDING.
>> James: YEAH.
>> I BELIEVE IT'S A HOSPITAL.
>> James: YOU'RE RIGHT.
>> IT'S A HOSPITAL.
>> MAN IS TAKEN TO HOSPITAL FOR PENIS TO BE CUT OFF.
>> James: FOR HIS PENIS TO BE CUT OFF.
>> YEAH, TO CUT OFF-- .
>> James: NO, NO, SOMETHING HAPPENED TO HIS PENIS.
>> I DONE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS.
>> James: LOOK, TAKE A GUESS, THERE IS A BONE SNAPPING.
>> OH, HIS PENIS GOT BROKEN.
>> James: AND IT LOOKED LIKE.
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> James: YOU KNOW WHAT THAT LAST EMOJI S IT LOOKED LIKE A.
>> SAXOPHONE.
>> James: LET'S LOOK, A TIE WANT EASE MAN FRACTURED HIS PENI
IN TWO PLACES WHILE HAVING SEX IN A HOTEL AND BY THE TIME HE
GOT TO THE HOSPITALNESS, SEE BOTH RIGHT.
>> YEAH.
>> James: BIT TIME HE GOT TO THE HOSPITAL THE DOCTOR SAID IT
RESEMBLED A SAXOPHONE.
GOING TO BE AWHILE BEFORE HE HAS SAX AGAIN.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PLAYING, A LOVELY MAN.
THAT WAS EMOJI NEW, KEVIN HART AND STEPHAN JAMES ARE HERE WHEN
WE COME BACK.