- On the label it says adult supervision recommended.
(laughing)
(upbeat music)
- Today we're going to be ranking,
ice creams from our childhood.
So I have recruited my brother
to help me eat the ice cream
so I don't die of sugar overdose.
But also-- - Also,
you don't like chocolate.
- I don't like chocolate.
- 'Cause she's weird.
- So, to make sure we have a fair ranking,
and I don't put all the chocolate ice creams last,
I'm gonna get Rein to help me.
- Ice cream!
(imitates drum)
Drumstick!
They're like the king of the kids ice creams I reckon.
No kid has been bought a drumstick,
unless it's like your birthday.
It does look very appealing.
- It's 'cause they are, they're great.
- It's a real texture adventure.
- And the fact, that on the inside,
yeah the chocolate coated kind.
- Yeah. - Great.
- Well done.
(beep) Nailed it, honestly.
I don't even like chocolate and--
- Want another bite?
- Absolutely not.
Paddle Pop!
This is, our childhood basically
on a stick. - Yeah.
- Do you have anything to say about a Rainbow Paddle Pop?
- No, not really.
(shrieks)
Honestly.
It's like sunshine and rainbows.
- They are cold.
I remember that.
I remember--
- It is an ice cream. - It being really hot.
And you biting in and it'd hurt your teeth.
- Yeah.
- Still wouldn't be my go to now.
Give the rest to dad.
- Now this, is probably, I reckon my favorite ice cream
of my childhood.
Giant Sandwich.
People try and make ice cram sandwiches and bla bla bla.
But like, the Giant Sandwich is the OG.
Honestly tell me, that doesn't make your mouth water.
The ice cream is a lot sweeter than I remember.
- The ice cream like pools, I remember it doing that.
- I think they've changed it.
Still good, but I'm kind of disappointed, honestly.
- Still good, not as good.
- Calippo.
(whistle)
I don't know if these are the best to share,
but like whatever.
(screaming)
It just tastes like fake raspberry.
(screaming)
(groaning)
Oh yeah.
- No.
- Would I eat raspberry and pineapple again?
Probably not. - No.
- Lemon will always be king.
- Yeah.
- The dreaded Dixie Cup.
- It's not the dreaded.
Like it's not that bad.
But it was just that real, simple ice cream
from the canteen, that you got,
when you had to get something.
- When you couldn't get a Giant Sandwich
you got a Dixie Cup.
- Yeah.
- It's also a questionable color.
You actually can't see that.
- Yeah it's cream. - Oh and it's
a questionable texture.
Why is it stretchy?
- All I remember doing at school, was this.
(laughing)
Taking a big bite.
- It's never gonna disappoint.
You know what you're gonna get.
It's the Dixie Cup.
- I mean, it's better than--
- No ice cream?
- No ice cream.
- The Magnum.
This, is like my arch neme--
- Nemesis. - Nemesis.
Like if I had to choose between this and the Dixie Cup.
(laughs)
I'd choose the Dixie Cup. - Insane.
That's why she is, completely wrong.
- Yeah.
- This is the best bit.
(crunch)
Oh, just that sound.
(crunch)
- It's just vanilla ice cream wrapped in chocolate.
Like please tell me why that is appealing or delicious.
I won't eat the chocolate though,
just eat the vanilla.
- No, you gotta have a little bit of the chocolate.
For the video, for the video, for the video,
have a little bit of chocolate.
(crunch)
- Yuck.
Cyclone.
Cyclone's are the (beep) best.
What did you say before about them?
They're the worst ice cream?
- I don't think they're the worst,
I just never had the appeal of 'em.
Like I'd prefer like a Frosty Fruit or a Splice or--
- It's just yum.
You know?
- I will have a second bite though.
(laughing)
- I hate it, but I'll eat two bites.
(screaming)
(groans)
These are delicious.
- No it's a no from me.
- What?
That's where we can agree to disagree,
because this is (beep) genius.
- You're also in the bandwagon
that says Magnum's are crap so--
- Who's more trustworthy?
Me or Rein?
- The person that doesn't like chocolate,
or somebody who does?
- Ah, Frosty Fruit!
Frosty Fruits are delicious.
Anyone who says they're not, obviously, isn't normal.
Okay let's eat it.
Tastes like breakfast juice.
It's all you need and more.
- Frosty Fruits are the best out of the iced
like confections. - Icy pops.
- Yeah.
- You know exactly what you're getting,
never gonna disappoint you.
But, it's also a bit of fun.
Maxibon!
This is like a punch in the face.
- Yeah, it's a training ice cream mate.
- You have ice cream sandwiches when you're a kid,
and then you have Maxibon's when you grow up.
- Now, what are you doing?
- I don't know, I'm not eating it.
- Eat it from this end,
because if you hold it there
and the chocolate melts on your fingers.
Where you eat at this end,
yeah eat all of that down, then you have a giant sandwich.
- So really it's a design, king of design, the Maxibon.
(crunch)
- Want some?
- This is our entire life.
Rein being going, "want some?"
And then one time I actually do eat his chocolate
and he's like "oh, what'd you do that for?"
- Not as good as a Giant Sandwich.
- You don't reckon?
- It's too much goin' on.
- This gets points for ingenuity.
You've thought of a lot of stuff,
whether it's on purpose or not.
No let's do the Splice first.
That's absolutely the worst ice cream
that's ever been made.
Splice is like your weird cousin.
(laughs)
- I would prefer it if it was just like the Icy Pops
where it's all the pine lime.
But mixing pine lime and vanilla ice cream.
Don't dig it.
(screaming)
- That's a mix of a Frosty Fruit, a lemonade ice block,
and a vanilla ice cream.
This is like the poor mans Magnum.
- It's weird 'cause you've got
acidic fruity outside. (sad piano music)
But then you've got like a creamy, like milky inside.
It's weird.
- You're right.
It's not even ice cream is it?
- No.
- The king of the west, it's Bubble O'Bill.
- Biggest bubble gum nose in the west.
- Don't we know it.
- On the label it says adult supervision recommended.
(laughing)
- He's a bit munted. - He's always,
they're always a little bit smooshed.
- Look, but also, the disparity.
Bill does not match, the box.
Imagine if this is the Tinder profile.
He rocks up, and he looks like that.
- No.
- You're not sticking around for dinner.
And you save the little bubble gum for later.
Why do you get it, why don't I get it?
- You want it?
- No!. (Rein laughs)
But it's not about taste or size.
- It's the fact that he has a bubble gum nose.
- Yeah.
Now we have,
a lemonade Icy Pole.
It's like, when parents wanna give them,
their kids a sweet treat,
but they don't want them to go troppo.
Oh that tastes like medicine.
- It's like very very watery flat lemonade.
- Yeah.
But it's absolutely something
that parents buy for their kids
when their kids are like
"mom but I wanted ice cream!"
And the parents like "no you little shit,
"you've been annoying, and you're also hypo,
"so you can have this, water treat."
I introduce to you, the king of ice creams.
So I hate banana flavored stuff,
but Banana Paddle Pop's are the shit.
(groans)
I'm instantly transported (harp music)
to like, some happy place.
Like the beach. (waves crashing)
- Yeah no.
Nostalgia.
- It's obviously like fake banana.
Did you just eat half the ice cream?
- No.
- Banana Paddle Pop's are classic.
They're not trying to be anything they're not.
And they're always gonna be there to support you.
Banana Paddle Pop's have your back.
Okay next one.
A Golden Gaytime.
Now, we have a confession.
(scary music)
We, have never,
had a Golden Gaytime before.
- Like as a kid especially,
it was like a parents ice cream.
- Yeah.
- 'Cause it has nuts and like, it's a little bit different.
Toffee flavored ice cream dipped in compound chocolate
and coated with biscuit crumbs.
- That's an elaborate ice cream.
- Adult ice cream.
Oh.
- Oh!
- See this is what I remember
the Rainbow Paddle Pop's taste like.
- Really?
(gasps)
This is the adult version of a Rainbow Paddle Pop.
- Yeah it's a more-- - Why are you
touching my toe? (laughing)
- I'm touching my toe, my foot's itching.
- You have the Rainbow Paddle Pop
and then you grow in, to the Golden Gaytime.
You've got the flavor explosion
of like, whatever it is inside,
like toffee did it say?
- Yeah.
- And then it's all like caramel-y.
And then you've got the crunchy outside.
Wow.
There we go.
- I also have diabetes and--
- Yeah and I'm--
- I'm gonna go take a food coma nap.
- If you disagree with our ranking
even though it's definitive.
We're right, you're wrong, that's how it works.
But if you have an opinion, let us know.