- Here we go, baby.
I started every player on my fantasy team today.
Ain't no way we losing
to a dude named Davis Mills.
Getting the ball to start?
Here we go.
Long shot to Gallup.
(screams)
Almost had it.
James Washington is playing?
Okay.
Let's go, Zeke.
He's carrying them.
Little children.
Tony Pollard.
Touchdown, let's go!
We have the best running back duo in the league.
Is Jayron Kearse good?
He was almost hurt in warmups?
Three and out, I see you, defense.
KaVontae Turpin fumbled the punt!
We had a perfect start going.
Jeff Driskel is in the game?
They literally scored because Turpin muffed the punt.
He better run one back now!
At least this happened now and not in the playoffs.
Come on Giants, do better.
What the heck?
Y'all can beat the Eagles. Maliek Collins is on the Texans?
Now he wants to tackle people?
And we go three and out.
That muffed punt killed all our momentum!
How did Chris Moore catch that?
I don't know if he did.
Challenge that.
Thank you!
That's a terrible call.
The ball hit the ground.
Even the ref in the booth agreed with us. Odighizuwa!
We needed that tackle for a loss.
43-yarder?
They barely made it.
We're really losing to the Texans?
Noah Brown, what a catch!
51 yards!
Tony Pollard is hooping!
Tony Pollard stayed in bounds!
Touchdown!
He walked the tight rope.
Tony Pollard is a grown man!
This man doing the electric slide during the game.
How you do the electric slide on a play?
Texans going for it on fourth down?
Dameon Pierce was short!
Dallas football, baby!
Is Trevon Diggs okay?
He hurt his hand?
Bruh!
Diggs is leaving the field? And we go three and out.
I'll take a defensive three and out.
Diggs' thumb is hurt?
What's with this team and thumb injuries?
Dak threw an interception?
Noah Brown, you gotta catch that.
I don't care if it was tipped.
I knew this was gonna be a trap game.
I said it!
Amari Rodgers scored?
So he never scored when he was on the Packers,
but now he wants to score when he's playing the Cowboys?
We're really losing to the Texans.
This was supposed to be our second bye week!
What is going on?
Can OBJ play cornerback?
Gallup, way to hold onto that ball.
That was a big shot he took. Schultz, you gotta catch that!
Schultz caught that one.
Schultz, you gotta catch that touchdown!
Now Terence Steele is down?
Bruh!
This 'bout to be a Pyrrhic victory.
Fourth down?
Kick the field goal.
How was that pass interference on Diggs?
The ball wasn't even in the air. At least he's back.
They really scored before half?
We're really losing to the Texans at halftime?
Let's turn it around next half.
What type of formation is this?
Put this in Madden.
Fumble!
Go, Diggs!
Where's Diggs going?
Oh, oh, he's gonna score!
They cannot tackle Zeke!
Terence Steele's out for the game,
Jake Ferguson's out for the game,
and Johnathan Hankins is out for the game?
Come on!
Fourth and goal.
They didn't get it?
Bruh! What type of play call was that?
Everyone knew that was coming, Kellen Moore!
Trevon Diggs ran 60 yards for nothing.
How did Jeff Driskel not get sacked right there?
Dante Fowler had him!
Dang, Dameon Pierce just ran over Malik Hooker.
Finally, we got a third down stop.
Field goal.
They made it.
How are we losing by six?
Dak slid too early.
That's fourth down now.
QB sneak.
First down.
Dak almost threw another interception?
53-yard attempt by Maher?
Money.
Thank you, Kelvin Joseph.
Great pass break up on third down.
How are we gonna go three and out
to start the fourth quarter?
Defense, please stop them.
Please!
Thank you, Neville Gallimore.
We needed that pass breakup.
We gotta start at the one-yard line?
Great catch, CeeDee.
Strong hands.
Fumble!
Get the ball back!
Stop standing around.
Oh my gosh.
Was that even a fumble? I'm just glad we got it back.
No, Dak, who was that going to?
Arm got hit?
Bruh!
How did Vander Esch miss that tackle?
DeMarcus Lawrence, what a tackle!
Wait, they're going for it?
Please, defense, please.
Sit down, Jeff Driskel!
Let's go!
Let's go, defense!
Lead us to victory, Dak.
Nice catch to start the drive, Schultz.
What a fake by Dak on that play!
I thought he was gonna throw it, too.
He shook the cameraman.
First down, Dak QB sneak.
Noah Brown, what a catch!
What a throw!
Let's go, Schultz!
Oh my gosh!
Down at the five-yard line!
Gallup had it.
Wait, is that a touchdown?
They called incomplete?
So, they call catch for them, but incomplete for us?
That's the same play
they ruled a catch for the Texans.
Zeke.
Touchdown!
Let's go!
Extra point is good.
All part of the plan, baby.
We just need one sack to end the game. False start.
Max two plays left.
Another false start.
Just how we drew it up.
Interception!
Leave it to us to beat the worst team in the league
on the last drive.
My heart is not built for this.
I'm gonna die at least 10 years before I'm supposed to
because of the Cowboys.
I'll take a ugly win over a pretty loss any day.
Oh my gosh.
I gotta go lay down.
Why does it have to be like this every week?
We beat Minnesota 40-3,
and then we struggle to win against the Texans?
Good teams find a way to win.
I don't care.
Can we please not do this against the Jaguars, though?
Just how we drew it up.
A win is a win. Nah, I don't want to hear it.
We won.
But did we win?
Oh ok, y'all need to worry about the Eagles, okay?
Worry about your team.
Stop calling me.
How 'bout them Cowboys?
I'm a grown man.
Woo!
Just how we drew it up, right?
I was never scared, by the way.
I had no fear whatsoever.
I knew we were gonna win this game the whole time.
Huh?