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Chewy: You stood on my foot!
Backalley: Oh no, I didn't.
Suarez: Oh yes, you did!
Backalley: Oh no, I... Suarez: (yells and starts biting)
Backalley: Ouch! Ouch, Suarez! OUCHHHHHHHHHHH! (Sobs)
Backalley: Suarez bit me. And that really hurt. And it's still hurting.
Commentator: Oh, Ghanarrhea must score!
Suarez: (slow-motion groan)
Commentator: Oh my!
(Groans from crowd) Suarez: (groans in fabricated pain)
Suarez: The ball hit me. And that really hurt. And it's still hurting.
Suarez: (laughs)
Whatevra: Sacrebleu.
Whatevra: Sacrebleu, Suarez!
Whatevra: SACREBLEU!!!!!!
Whatevra: Suarez abused me. And that really hurt. And it's still hurting. (Sobs uncontrollably)
Suarez: Hello to you. Hello to you. Er, I don't think so to you. (Blows raspberry)
Whatevra: Sacrebleu!
Whatevra: Suarez dissed me. And that really hurt. And it's still hurting. (Sobs uncontrollably)
Commentator: Suarez shoots! Back off the keeper! Oh my!
(Crowd cheer) Commentator 2: UN - BE - LIEVABLE!
Wellard: Yeh, I've spoken to Suarez and he said the ball just him. And it really hurt. And it's still hurting. It was unintentional.
Wellard: (laughs under his breath)
Ivanitch: Nar, nar, na, nar, nar. You can't catch me.
Suarez: Oh, really.
Ivanitch: Ouch. Ouch, Suarez. Ouch! (Laughs)
Ivanitch: Suarez bit me, bloody bit me. And it really hurts. And it's still hurting. But I won't cry...
Ivanitch: ...because I'm a cybernetic organism sent from the future to protect him.
Narrator: Brendan the Elephant Seal has just received a voicemail from his star striker, Chewy Suarez.
Suarez: (machine beeps) Hey, Boss. Arsenal bid for me! I want to leave.
Brendan the Elephant Seal: And that really hurt. Okay. And it's still hurting. Okay.
But we'll assess the situation and move on.
I knew it.
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