How are you?
Hey. Henry.
Giovanni.
Are you ready today to be our contestant
on "Fake It To Make It"?
Oh, yeah, I'm so ready.
My ultimate goal is to be rich and famous.
The sky is the limit.
Actually, no, that's a limit still, so...
I would love to live limitless.
Celebrity lookalike, I get Tyrese,
Jamie Foxx, Will Smith,
people who are great at everything.
I think that I'm similar.
You could definitely be
talking to the next Messiah.
I want to welcome you to Camp Warson.
Here's what "Fake It To Make It" actually is.
Alright.
It's the show where normal people
have to pretend to be an expert
in a profession they know nothing about.
(laughing)
Everyone on the base believes that you are actually
a lieutenant coming in to give them some discipline.
Okay.
If they can't listen, soldier, report to E21.
And they know they're gonna have to go
and scrub trucks in this hot sun.
Soldier, report to E21!
You are good.
Are there any subjects related to the military
that you're an expert on?
I have a pair of camo shorts. (laughing)
10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15...
Can I help you, Lieutenant?
I'm relieving you for the day, sir.
You're relieving me for the day?
Yes, sir.
Lieutenant, no one's informed me of this,
but all right, sir.
Gentlemen, this is Lieutenant Jackson.
He will be taking over.
I've been relieved of duty.
Do you understand me?
Sir, yes, sir!
All right, then. Thank you, gentlemen. Lieutenant.
Today, I will be giving a lecture on safety ordnance.
You need to be sure that your firearms
or explosives have been storaged correctly.
Did you just say "storaged" correctly
or "stored" correctly?
E21!
I mean, he raised some pretty good points.
You can join him.
Aw, man, really?
This is really stupid, sir!
Stupid.
To clean your weaponry, ordnance safety
is what helps to keep you alive.
Private Davis and Private Hubert were heading down
towards G area. Did you send 'em to G, sir?
No, I did not. They're not headed towards E21?
No, sir. Sir, what should we do, sir?
I think we should round 'em up.
Davis, what the hell?!
Davis, what the hell's going on?
Lieutenant said B21,
so we came over here to clean the truck.
E21.
I can't see (bleep) in here, Davis!
Sir, can you flip a switch for us?
I still can't see what my boot's stuck on!
How about now?
(engine starting)
Whoa!
Hey!
Whoa!
What did you hit?
Is this a missile?
I need all civilians to clear out!
Get that camera crew out of here! Get 'em out!
Sir, please don't leave us. Come on back here.
You're putting us under a truck!
We're hiding under a truck! Oh!
You were getting ready to run away.
Is this a drill, sir?
This is not a drill.
Someone get me down right now!
Hubert, hang on!
Missile calibration. Ignition.
It's okay, because he gave us a whole talk
about ordnance safety.
So you're the man.
Someone get me off of here!
Yo, they are putting us down into a bomb shelter right now.
You're breaking... tshh... up with the... tshh, tshh.
Take the walkie and
talk to NORAD right now.
Help me!
NORAD, we have a missile
that's been initiated.
Who authorized the missile?
You authorized the missile!
You did!
It was an accident, NORAD.
Unauthorized.
I'm on a missile! Get me!
They're getting us to move out, man.
Just do whatever you have to do.
I can't get in the base.
Help me!
You're the commanding officer.
I'm not an officer.
What are you talking about?
I have no idea.
I don't know anything about ordnance safety.
You're not a lieutenant?
No, I am not a lieutenant.
What?
I'm too young to die.
He's screwed, isn't he?
Yeah. Yeah, he is.
I have no idea what to do.
Hey, try Alpha Beta.
Alpha Beta.
Did it work?
Incorrect!
Damn it!
Put it back down! Help me!
Please, sir!
We need to get out of the blast radius.
We can't leave Hubert up there.
Launch sequence underway.
What?! It's gonna launch!
Try, uh, "Fameless."
Fameless.
What is that?
He says, "What is that?"
Fameless, Fameless.
It's a prank show you're on right now.
We got you, man.
(laughter)
No way! Get out of here!
Oh my gosh.
I thought that I was going to be going to prison
for a long time
if I didn't die!
I was like, "Oh, this is it."
Either I'm dying,
or I'm going to jail for a long, long time.
I almost pissed my pants.
I was like so close to being like,
"I gotta pee right now."
And then I'm just like,
"Uhhh, I'll just hold it. I'll hold it right now
even though there's a missile."
When the producer in the headset was like,
"Oh, they cleared us out.
They're locking up the gates. We can't get in.
(laughter)
What's going on?"
And then I just see smoke coming out.
And I'm like,
"Oh shit!"