- Here. Let's take your hands out.
(baby crying)
- It's okay, it's okay.
(loud music)
- This is Caden, and he's two years old.
- It's okay, Caden.
- And he's having an okay day today.
(laughing)
- [Man] What are we about to do?
- We are about to do a buzz cut.
- Can I cut off all your hair?
- No.
- [Man] Take your hands out and show us.
- Yeah. You can show me.
About that much?
(laughing)
Okay.
- Do you normally cut kids' hair?
- I do.
- Have you ever gone halfway and, like,
the kid throws a tantrum?
- Oh yeah.
- Oh, so they leave with a half haircut?
- No, no, I never let them leave
with a half haircut.
(laughing)
- Oh, okay. This might be a half haircut day
today. I don't know how far we'll get here.
Let's put it on.
I wonder if I can sit with him.
(baby fusses)
- Yeah, you can.
- Oh, my gosh. Okay.
- [Man] Here he goes.
(opera music)
(techno music)
- I can't believe my baby's getting,
like, a grown man haircut.
- Bye bye, hair.
- [Man] Does it hurt?
(crying)
- Is it cool if I take the cape off?
(crying, razor buzzing)
- She's so relaxed.
Seriously, at the dentist, she's the same way.
She's just like, "Ahhhhh."
- When I go to the dentist, when the tool
comes on, I run out the room.
(laughing)
- Okay, so you got a date tonight, man?
(crying)
You already got your outfit on?
Oh, you ready to go.
(crying) Mommy...
- Close all around.
- You took the cape off, man.
You want to put the cape back on?
- No.
- [Man] Milana, is this really relaxing?
- No.
- I'm sorry.
(laughing)
(crying, razor buzzing)
- Can I get this side?
You let me get the other side.
Can I get this side?
Please?
- Oh, what is he doing?
- All right, you ready?
(laughing)
Come on.
- You ready, Jude?
- Can you pick him up?
- Oh, you're stuck, Jude. You're stuck.
You're stuck.
- You stuck?
- (baby) Stuck.
- Okay.
(opera music)
- No.
- Uh oh. Be nice, okay?
(techno music)
We're almost done.
- There you go.
Oh, so nice.
(laughing)
- You want to see?
You like it?
- Yes.
- Do you want it shorter?
- No.
- No?
Do you want it longer?
- Yeah.
- Well, we can't do that.
(laughing)
- [Man] Was this traumatizing?
- No, not at all.
Um, well, a little bit sad.
This was his first haircut, and he had
such cute little baby hair.
- Say "thank you."
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
- He's getting the hair off you.
- Your neck probably needs it.
(crying)
- Should we just take off your sweater?
- (wailing) No.
(laughing)
- Was that easy? Or was that hard?
- Easy.
- That was easy?
- [Man] How was this experience for you?
(crying)
- Uhhh...torture.
(laughing)
- [Man] Hey, Jude.
Jude, you look like
a thirty-five-year-old man.
(laughing)
- Are you all grown up, Jude?
Are you a big boy now?
- [Man] What do you think, Stella?
- Mmmm...No, he's still my baby.
He's still my little baby.