- [Orange] Sky Wars, come on, Pear,
let's play Sky Wars.
- [Pear] Okay.
- [Orange] Let's play Sky Wars,
it's totally fun.
(laughing)
- [Pear] Alright, I'm actually pretty excited
about this, Orange, but this is the first time
I've ever played, so I'm a little nervous.
- [Orange] Are you sure you want to play, then?
I don't want to force you.
(laughing)
Star Wars puns.
- [Pear] Orange, it's Sky Wars, not Star Wars.
- [Orange] Says you.
Sky Wars, it's totally Sky Wars.
- [Pear] Stop it!
(laughing)
Quit!
Knock it off!
(growling)
Alright, let's do this.
I'm so ready for some Sky Wars.
I am so excited, let's do this.
Alright, whoa, I'm a little freaked out,
I'm in a glass cage, but okay,
let's put some armor on.
You know, I don't really need to put armor on,
'cause I'm extreme, but I'll do it anyways.
Where are you at, Orange?
- [Orange] Well, I'm in a glass box of confusion.
Let me out of here!
- [Pear] Take a chill pill.
The game hasn't started yet.
- I know that, I was just fooling around.
I know everything, since I'm wearing
this magical diamond helmet.
- [Pear] It's not magical,
what are you talking about?
- [Orange] It sure is, watch this.
Glass box, open!
- [Pear] Oh, for crying out loud.
It was gonna do that anyways.
Okay, the game's starting.
I'm so excited.
- [Orange] Aw man, I am golden with this golden apple.
(laughing)
I hate apples.
Alright, what's in this one?
- [Pear] You do realize that can actually help you?
- [Orange] Ah-ha, I got an ax to grind.
Here's some bread to throw at people.
- [Pear] No, I'm pretty sure you don't
throw the bread at people.
- [Orange] Oh, not another apple.
I don't want another apple.
Everybody's an apple.
Ooh, an arrow.
I get the point.
(laughing)
Get it? It's a joke.
- [Pear] Yes.
- [Orange] Get it? It's a joke!
- [Pear] I got it, I got it!
- [Orange] Hey, hey Pear, do you like jokes?
- [Pear] Knock it off!
- [Orange] What did the iron ax say to the cobweb?
- [Pear] No.
- [Orange] Can I ax you a question?
(laughing)
- [Pear] That wasn't funny.
- [Orange] Hey, don't hit me with snowballs!
That, sir, was very cold.
(laughing)
Hey, not again!
- [Pear] You do realize the name of the game
is Sky Wars and not Sky Peace, Love, and Understanding?
- [Orange] Ah, two can play at this game.
I've got snowballs, too, and I'm feeling frosty.
- [Pear] Oh yeah, well, I got snowballs, too, buddy.
That's right, check it out.
You better hope that we don't run into each other,
otherwise you're gonna get a snowball to the butt!
- [Orange] What?
- [Pear] Yeah, snowball to the butt.
- [Orange] You're weird, Pear.
- [Pear] Your mom.
- [Orange] Nice comeback, Pear, really good.
- [Pear] Let's see, what am I gonna do first here?
Oh I know, I know.
Number two here, let's eat this golden apple.
Which is a little weird, I gotta say,
since we are fruit eating other fruit.
I don't really know what I think about that.
- [Orange] Again, Pear, you're ruining it.
- [Pear] Ah crap, somebody hit me.
Where did that come from?
Okay, I got my sword, I'm ready, where are you?
Come out, coward.
Let's see, I gotta get to the center.
- [Orange] Choppy choppy chop chop chop.
Choppy choppy chop chop chop.
Choppy choppy chop chop chop
chop chop chop chop chop.
- [Pear] Are you still chopping over there?
- [Orange] Do you like my song?
- [Pear] No.
- [Orange] Choppity choppity chop chop chop.
- [Pear] Stop it!
- [Orange] Wow, these cobwebs can really hack it.
(laughing)
Get it?
Hack it?
- [Pear] Alright, that one was pretty good, I gotta say.
- [Orange] I know.
And you know what else is awesome?
Chop chop chop chop chop chop chop.
Choppity chop chop chop chop chop.
- [Pear] Stop chopping and do something!
- [Orange] More string, I love it!
I'm gonna make a yo=yo.
Or a string for my bow, I haven't decided yet.
- [Pear] While you're over there chopping,
I'm gonna get to the center with my Ender Pearl.
- [Orange] You've got an Ender Pearl?
- [Pear] Oh, that's how you teleport, baby.
That's extreme!
Okay, so I better get my sword out
just in case somebody might be out here.
Alright, just looking around, just making sure.
- [Orange] Alright, forget yo-yos
and let's go with bow bows!
Was that a stretch?
- [Pear] A little.
- [Orange] I made a bow with my strings.
It's pretty awesome.
- [Pear] Okay, I was wondering
what you were talking about.
- [Orange] Where are you?
Oh, I see you!
I see you.
Okay, let's play, let's play Marco Arrow.
You yell Marco, I'll yell Arrow.
- [Pear] Okay, uh, Marco.
- [Orange] Arrow!
(laughing)
Missed, bummer.
Stand still, squirrelly whirly.
I'm only aiming for his knee.
- [Pear] No, no. No arrow to the knee jokes, please.
Okay?
- [Orange] Ah, that's it.
I'm coming for you, Pear.
I'm coming to the center island,
and I'm gonna get you!
That's right.
Here I come.
- [Pear] Psh, whatever.
I'd kick your butt, and then
(screaming)
Legoperson24!
- [Orange] What happened?
- [Pear] Oh, that was extreme.
That was super extreme.
- [Orange] Hey, you know what the most extreme part was?
When you screamed like a little girl.
- [Pear] Hey, I did not scream like a little girl.
- [Orange] Yeah, sure, Pear, whatever.
Oh, oh! There's that guy again!
- [Pear] What's going on?
- [Orange] I'm gonna get my arrow out.
No, not that one.
I don't wanna throw steaks at him.
Well, maybe I do, but that probably
won't be as effective as if I hit him
with a bow and arrow.
- [Pear] You should totally do that.
Throw a steak at him, see what happens.
- [Orange] Well, he won't even sit still,
how am I going to throw a steak,
I can't even hit him with a bow and arrow.
- [Pear] Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Steak man!
(laughing)
- [Both] Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Steak Man!
(laughing)
- [Pear] I don't even know what's going on anymore.
- [Orange] Good times.
- [Pear] I'm just gonna craft myself a litte-
Ow! Hey! What the?
Ah! Oh no!
Olawman, get outta here, olawman!
Olawaman? Get out! Ow!
No! Orange, help me! Help me, Orange!
Orange!
Help me!
I'm outta here! - [Orange] You do realize
we're supposed to attack each other?
If I come over there, I'm just gonna
have to hit you, too.
So it's not really gonna help.
- [Pear] Truce, dude, truce.
Come on.
- [Orange] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Are you fishing for wishes, dude?
Stop fishing for wishes!
- [Pear] What are you talking about?
Just help me out!
Okay, I gotta get outta here.
Olawaman is hitting me.
I gotta eat my golden apple,
which is weird, 'cause I'm a fruit.
Hey, hey!
Quit hitting me!
What, do you want my apple for breakfast?
Well, you're not gonna get it.
You're gonna get an iron sword for breakfast.
Eat it!
- [Orange] Yo, I am crafting some blocks around the clock,
I'm gonna hit you with a flock of socks,
and not from a boat that's on a dock, yeah!
- [Pear] Would you stop rapping and help me?
For crying out loud, I'm almost gonna die!
- [Orange] Well, that's what you get.
- [Pear] Yeah, thanks, Orange.
(screaming)
- [Orange] I've got my own problems, Pear.
You be quiet!
DouglastheSlayer, more like DouglastheBetrayer!
I thought we were friends.
We were friends forever, Douglas!
- [Pear] That's what you get.
- [Orange] Stop hitting me.
I'll give you a free golden apple if you stop hitting me.
Please!
Okay, Douglas, let's play a game.
It's called Stop Hitting Me!
Ow ow! Aw man.
I wanted winner winner chicken dinner.
I didn't get it, though.
I blame Pear.
- [Pear] Hey!
(laughing)
How is it my fault?
- [Orange] I don't know, I'll figure out
the reason later.
(laughing)
- [Pear] Alright, you know what?
That was actually a really good game.
I had a lot of fun.
You can get revenge on Douglas next time.
- [Orange] Yeah, you know what?
You're right, Pear.
Next time, the Sky's the limit!
(laughing)
- [Pear] Yeah, perfect.
More puns.
- [Orange] Yeah, there's always room for more puns.
Alright, thanks for watching, everybody.
And let's kick it to Marshy for this week's Blockstars.
- [Marshy] Yay!
Last week, I asked you guys to make me
some rainbows and puppies and kittens and unicorns
on your creative plots, and you did! Yay!
Ooh, wow, I really like Snookigirl's rainbow floor!
Snookigirl, you deserve a cookie, girl!
Ooh, and EpicMillsey made this beautiful unicorn
farting a rainbow.
(giggling)
I love farting rainbows!
And check out Pengunick's build on me!
I'm a rainbow!
Yay!
And finally, look what TheSlimeVoid made me!
It's a puppy, a kitten, a unicorn, and a rainbow!
Everything I've ever wanted!
Thank you to everyone who submitted something!
See you next time!
Yay!