- (React) Today, we are going to have you react
to some very real instances where people have quit their jobs
in grand and epic fashion.
- So they're, wait, these are actual people doing it?
- I'm not appreciated in these circumstances,
I can't live, laugh, love in these conditions!
- One of my coworkers quit today, we found this on his desktop.
- The designer you treat like [censored] has quit unexpectedly.
Your company and other employees are not affected.
- Click renegotiate to discuss terms for new contract.
Click HR to find out how badly you [censored] up.
I love that you could still hit ignore.
- If you're a graphic designer, that's the perfect way
to just be like... - (React) Mm-hmm.
(Izzy claps)
- Let's give it up. Did you do this, is this you?
Is this you?
- ♪ Dear manager ♪
- Ooh, a song.
- I feel like I've seen this.
- Good voice.
- No, I don't know about this, this has to be in New York.
- Oh! (laughs)
- ♪ I don't wanna work for someone ♪
♪ Who treats their ♪ ♪ Employees like [censored] ♪
- I love this song.
- ♪ I know I've got like ♪ ♪ 10 more shifts to work ♪
♪ But [censored] it ♪ ♪ I'm not gonna show up ♪
- Dang! This is a bop!
- Giving very much Phoebe Buffay, except, you know,
good voice, no offense.
- Wow!
- Wow, he got vocals!
(Brian claps)
- Did nobody clap? You should clap for that!
- What did they do? To [censored] that bad?
- I think I'd be a little bit spooked
if I was getting my coffee in the morning,
like all of a sudden, dun dun-dun dun-dun-dun dun!
(laughs) You know?
- Sorry for your loss, it's me!
Oh, that's all I needed to hear.
- Last day will be July 9th, 2021.
- Love, Liza.
I mean, at least she was nice about it.
- Honestly, this is how I would quit.
- Sorry for your loss, it's me, I'm the loss.
Last day will be July. (laughs)
Humor! Short, sweet, poignant, delicious.
Good vibes.
- That's a good breakup letter, too.
- If you are going through a situation
where you are treated unfairly and you need to get out of there,
and you need to find yourself a better job,
and move on up, and find a new man,
and find a new life, and...
♪ Moving on up ♪ ♪ Moving on now ♪
That one, that vibe of your life, you can do that.
- This is the type of situation where you put this in,
you don't show up.
- That's really good.
I'm gonna keep that one in the back pocket.
- Look what my coworker and I left on the break room table today.
- I quit, me too, ha! (gasps) Who's who?
Where's the name on the cake?
- Aw, they went out together.
- That's great, but, who did it?
- If I'm quitting a place like that, I'm not giving them a cake.
- Unless it was like, gotta go, I [censored] with you,
enjoy this cake.
- So if the bosses and everything saw those,
like how long would they wait before eating it? (laughs)
- Today, I'm quitting my college restaurant job,
and this is how I'm doing it.
Quitting my submitting a formal letter of resignation.
- Quitting by using a [censored] meme as a two weeks notice.
- Either A, you're not gonna show up,
or B, they're gonna tell you not to show up.
- It kinda looks like Drake. I like him.
Pooh's kinda cute.
- Wait, he forgot to put in the my last day is.
Oh no, he's just showing us off. Showing it off, not us.
I mean, if you want to.
- If I was quitting a job,
I would just like go straight up to the manager
and be like I quit.
- You're not just gonna walk back in the next day
and be like hey, did you get the,
they're like yeah, we got it.
Give me the apron, get out of here.
Like what, are you kidding me?
- (man) Attention Sears managers.
- Stop! I love this.
- (React) Kevin. - Dunn and Zachary.
- (man) I quit, I'm done. I just can't take it anymore.
- Oh my gosh!
- (man) Your lack of hours. - He's not, he's serious.
- (man) I'm about to walk right out that door.
- (gasps) It's a poem? - (man) ...I Heely all over the floor.
- He said before I what all over the floor?
Pee?
- (React) Not before I Heely all over the floor.
- Oh my God, and he Heely'd away?
- (man) Peace out y'all. - Wow, a whole poem.
- (React) There he goes!
- (man) Should I clock out? - Should I clock out? (laughs)
- (boss) Before I fire you, yes.
- (man) Oh, I've already quit. I'm done, did you just hear that?
- (boss) Leave the store, now.
- (man) Okay, alright, peace. - I can't.
- Now, is that Zachary?
- (boss) You're not welcome in Sears anymore.
- You're not welcome in Sears anymore?
- (man) See ya! - Oh no!
Not Sears!
- Hello, duh, he already quit.
- You're not welcome in Sears anymore.
- There are people who are literally there
to just try to get like their shirts and some WD-40
at a Sears, and they're just like...
- (man) Attention Sears managers.
- Why do I need to know this?
- Exit 329 closed. Sucks to be you.
- But I got fired today, so don't expect any help.
(laughs)
- Exit 329 closed, sucks to be you,
but I got fired today.
- Don't expect any help! Sucks to be you!
Is that real?
- They just said screw everyone!
- See that, that'll get you arrested.
- Hey, this is a little crazy, because this can cause danger.
(Izzy blows raspberries)
- I think he should have added that in.
- Though?
- (React) I think it's supposed to say thought.
- Okay, I was just making sure that I wasn't illiterate.
Thought you guys might appreciate
how I quit my sandwich-making job a while back.
- Rawr. (laughs) This is a dragon.
This is also my two week notice. (laughs)
Oh, a dragon, oh.
- The fact that for a solid couple seconds,
I was like this is a kid.
A kid's drawing, like, a kid's job.
- I feel like I'm your second grade teacher,
'cause it seems like that's as far as you got.
- Maybe they had their kid help out or something.
- It's the rawr, it's a dragon. (laughs)
- My colleague of 10 years finally quit his job
to work for his church.
- Jesus, here's what, mmm,
here's what he put all around the building.
I'm sorry for your loss, wah.
- I've got freshly brewed tea and coffee
and loads of muffins to soften the blow.
So come on over to lending and say goodbye.
I'm here until 2 PM.
- What's next for me?
I was recently ordained, and I'm going to work for my church
as a full-time minister, come and visit.
I mean.
- I really think he's very nice,
because he's gonna work for his church,
so he knows he has to exit with grace.
- Be our guest this Sunday. (laughs)
(camera shutter clicks)
- He's a clever guy, and he works for the church!
So, he's a Christian man!
- I feel God in this Chili's tonight, in this Sears, sorry.
I feel God in this Sears tonight.
Can I get an amen from the congregation?
- (React) Amen! - Thank you.
- Holy spirit activate! Holy spirit activate!
Holy spirit activate! Activate, activate, yes!
- (woman) So why don't you call him?
- (man) I don't have a supervisor, I quit.
[Censored] this job!
- (woman) Okay, that's fine, then, I'm asking you to leave the store.
- (man) Attention all At Home shoppers.
[Censored] this whole [censored] job. (Jayka laughs)
Thomas Woods, Karen Sokalowski. - First and last.
- Of course it's a Karen.
- (man) Y'all can take whatever y'all want,
'cause at this point ain't no security in this [censored].
I quit.
- Robin Hood?
- (man) [Censored] this job, I quit, now how about that?
Now, go email that!
- Go email that! Ooh, I love that line.
That's a good line.
- What did they do to him?
- I thought the Sears one was bad. Oh my God.
- At this point, there's no security. Take what you need, ah!
♪ It's beginning to look a lot ♪ ♪ Like Christmas ♪
- What's his name? We don't have a name?
- (React) We don't have a name. - Orange shirt security guard man.
Santa Claus, shh.
- I have to clock in to my restaurant job tonight,
and I hope I don't pull anything like this.
- (React) Are you inspired?
- I'm, are y'all trying to make me quit?
Are you trying to peer pressure me into quitting?
I'm not going anywhere! (laughs)
- I don't know if I'd put that much effort into it though.
I feel like I would just, you know, maybe get dinner with the people
that I really enjoyed spending time with at the company,
and then you know, move out, moving on,
onto the next chapter! (laughs)
- I used to work at [censored].
Mama, you know what happened!
You know what happened! - (React) What'd you do?
- Ah!
- (React) How'd you leave, did you Heely?
- Oh, I sobbed. Look at me now!
I'm, you know, here.
- Thanks for watching this episode.
- If you don't want me to quit, leave a comment!
- If you don't want me to quit, leave us a like!
- Have you ever quit a job in a dramatic fashion?
Let us know in the comments.
- Thanks for watching! Bye!
- Bye!
- I quit. (laughs)