- Hi, (David clears throat)
this is Buzzfeed,
and we're playing a game of Who's Who's.
- What? - Wait.
- You just took Tom's, - Tom was supposed to do it.
- Why'd you point at me then?
- Because you're supposed to - (group) Say your name!
- And then you say that? - Remember when you pointed
to me for most likely to not know my lines?
- That was me.
(Emmy laughs)
- Yeah!
I'm Tom Hopper and here,
(Justin laughs)
Here.
All right, go again.
- I'm David Castañeda.
- I'm Emmy Raver-Lampman.
- I'm Justin H. Min.
- And I'm Tom Hopper
and we are the cast of Umbrella Academy,
with Buzzfeed, to do a game of Who's Who?
- Umbreller?
- Umbreller Academy.
(Who's Who? theme music begins)
- Tom. - Tom.
- David Castañeda.
- Emmy?
(group laughs)
- Justin.
- Oh yeah, we all are pointing at.
There's no agreeance here.
- Yeah, that's the thing, - Oh, wow.
there's no agreeing. - Wow!
- Yeah.
Next question.
(Justin laughs)
- Justin.
- Justin. - Emmy.
- Justin.
- You don't want to be like Allison, do you?
- No, no, no, no! (Emmy laughs)
- Do you?
What are you trying to say?
- Yean, no, I mean, yeah,
I can understand why. - Opening up the can.
Season one and two.
- Yeah. - Yeah, yeah.
It's different from three.
- 'Cause one and two,
- That's what I was going off of, mostly.
- Yeah, one and two,
you really had to put it on.
- 'Cause I'm a mean guy.
- Season three.
- That's, that's me. - Came in and played himself.
- Okay.
- Just means you're a good actor, honey.
- Thank you.
- Take it. - Yes. (Emmy laughs)
- Well, let's think. - Wow.
- We gotta think about this one, so.
- Okay, okay.
- I would, I would, I would argue none of us here.
I would say a certain, oh, you think?
Oh actually yes, that's true. (Emmy laughs)
- David. - David.
- Can't be trusted or found most of the time,
'cause he's napping.
- It's actually a gift.
- It's honestly a gift.
- It's a gift.
- Floors, sofas, other people's beds.
No one's safe.
- No one's safe.
- No one's safe. - From your naps.
(Emmy laughs)
- No one.
- We all fear the naps.
- Emmy.
- I'ma say Ritu.
(group awws) - Clever, well played.
- Well you're biased.
There's some bias there.
- Yeah.
- It's all of them for me.
I have individual moments with all
of you that brighten my day.
(group awws)
- Yeah. That's a tricky one. - That's a good answer.
- It's hard.
- I'm gonna say Pogo Actually.
- You said me though.
- You don't even know Pogo. (Justin laughs)
let's keep it to that.
Let's keep it to me. Mm.
- Justin.
- What? No, I'm serious.
- Actually. I was kidding it's Tom.
(Emmy gasps) (Justin laughs)
Tom is the one that makes me laugh.
- Justin said I don't make people laugh.
- No, it's,
- He said I'm not a comedian.
It's me. - It's Tom.
- Come on you guys. (Emmy laughs)
I think it's Robert.
I actually think it's Robert. - Robert would be the one.
- Yeah. - For sure.
- (group) Robert. - Roberto.
- I mean the best one for me
was in the lift last, in season two.
- Oh oh. In a blooper reel in the blooper reel.
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Smells amazing.
- (group) That smells amazing.
- After I farted. So that- - He's naked, as well.
- He's always wearing not a lot of clothes.
- Yeah.
- No it was the like heavens-
- Heavens to Betsy.
He has a line where he comes
in and says heavens to Betsy, which killed me.
- Tom.
- Aiden.
- I'd back myself.
- Yeah. Tom.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, actually you though.
- I think maybe Tom 'cause he's tall.
- His health is top tier. - What?
- He can reach the trees for fruit.
- Sustenance.
- There's an apocalypse. So there are no trees.
- Depends on what survival techniques you need
or know, to survive that.
- You just need,
- Because if it's a zombie apocalypse,
that's one thing,
- Then Justin will survive that one.
- If it's like a nuclear war apocalypse,
everyone's wiped out.
And likely Emmy for some reason.
- Yeah Emmy.
- Me? - And um.
- I. What do you mean?
I'm gonna survive the nuclear?
- He said it. I just agreed.
- I love that. I love my odds.
- Just feel like no one would survive, but let's play that.
- But I would?
- Unless there's trees, and then I would.
- What? - Unless there's trees.
- And then Tom would. Okay. - And then Tom.
- (group) Aidan.
- Aidan. For sure.
- He was a fan of the comic books.
- Yeah.
- He just knows the show really well.
- He's a steel trap, that one.
- He's very involved, yeah.
- Tom.
- Oh- (Justin laughs)
- Just jumped right on it.
- (group) Tom.
- Black Parade.
For sure.
- He actually has a great singing voice.
- He's really good.
- Thank you. I didn't think, - You'll get to see it in,
- That's no, no, no, no no. You can't say that.
(hand smacking head) - Stop.
- In the karaoke bar that I will be
debuting at this Friday.
- Yeah.
- That's today.
- No, next Friday.
(Emmy and Justin laugh)
- Ohh!
- Oh you can say, by the reaction, you can already tell.
♪ Me me, me, me, me. ♪
- Emmy. Yes. (Emmy laughs)
- She's watched every single true crime show.
- Every podcast. I'm a murderino for sure.
- Yeah. You know.
- I feel like you could murder us
and like you would get away with it.
- Oh God. I know somethings. - How to get away with,
but also yeah, how to,
you'd know all the little nooks and crannies
of the way,
- I have an eye for detail. - a killer would think.
- Yeah.
- If someone of us, if one of us did something really bad,
we'd call Emmy.
- Yeah. - Yeah, it's true.
- Thank you guys.
- You're like, Emmy, help me hide this cat.
(Justin laughs)
- Not a cat.
- It's not that hard to hide though, is it, a cat?
- Is it?
- You could just bury it, right?
- Put it in a- yeah.
- Emmy, what would you do?
- Is it alive?
- No it's dead.
- You burn it.
- This really took a turn.
- Oh, you burn it.
- Have you guys seen those Sphynx cats?
I love them. - The naked cats?
- Yeah. - I'm obsessed!
- I do prefer dogs. - The title of your memoir.
- I gotta say.
- (Emmy and Justin) We're just skinned.
- We're just skinned. (Emmy and Tom laugh)
- David. - David.
- Why me? (Emmy laughs)
Wait, I just, I just ask for apple.
- You always have a One Bar.
- You always have coffee. - You always have coffee.
- Yeah, and apples.
- Apples. - Yes.
- That's it.
- You be living at the crafty jar.
- You're always asking for food.
All the time.
You sleep and eat.
That's all you do on set. - You and I eat all time.
- You barely act.
- I have, I've always got like a meal.
- And I'm always snacking.
- He's like farmed. He's farm raised.
- I don't even know why you say that.
- He's farm to table. You're craft jar.
- You're always eating chips and soup.
- Who?
- No I'm eating gummy worms.
- No, and chips. - What's a gummy worm?
(Emmy and David laugh)
- And you have Boom Chicka Pop pops.
- Boom chicka pop boom chicka pop um.
- Yeah.
- Boom chicka pop boom chicka pop.
- I know everyone's snacks. - What are those-
- I'm a big popcorn gal.
- All those gummy sweets that were going around?
Those like, were they smart sweets?
- Oh, yeah Smart Sweets. - Oh.
- Like sugar free gummy smarts went around.
- Yeah, that was big this past season.
- That was really good. - Yeah, they were big.
- And this has been sponsored by
- Sweets. - Smarts.
- Oh smarts. - Smart Sweets.
- What is it? Sweet Smarts? - You know the name of it.
- What is it? Is it Sweet Smarts?
- Smart Sweets. Smart Sweets.
- Smart Sweets.
Smart Sweets.
- Tom.
- Me.
- I'm torn because there's no,
it depends what the problem is.
Either David or Emmy.
- Wait, why not me?
- I've never talked to you about relationships.
(group laughs)
- Everyone here except me is what you're saying.
- First of all, you just have to
you have to reply to text messages.
- (group) Oh!
- Yikes. Bites.
- Justin, I don't feel so well.
Silence.
It's like Justin, I really don't feel-
- Wow. We're not okay. Anyways.
- So we know who not to call.
- They're both in very healthy relationships.
So I, I would come to either Emmy or Tom.
- But not me.
- Yeah.
- Very unhealthy relationship.
- It's okay, we still love you.
- (group) Robert. - Roberto.
- Sheehan.
- Roboyto.
- The Sheehan. - Bobby Busha is dead.
- Help.
- (group) Jordan
(Emmy and David laugh)
- Well, first of all, she's a robot.
- Yeah.
- So,
- So she would always wanna be like changing things.
- She's the most likely suspect.
Jordan's a perfectionist in the best way.
- Yeah.
- I think she, she wants to get exactly right.
- Yeah.
- So I feel like she'd love a do over button.
Honestly. I would too, though.
- Castañeda. - Yeah.
Especially the Robert Redford one.
- Robert Redford, and also you love the Zach Galifianakis.
This one when he is like.
- But you love the,
you love the hello darkness hello friend.
- Yeah.
- Oh, hello darkness hello, my old friend.
- It's a gif.
- He's his own gif.
- It's a meme that I created when David,
- Comic Con.
- Yeah. Comic Con in Brazil.
- My name Jeff.
- Looking directly down the barrel of the camera,
and David is off with the fairies.
- He's like going like this.
- And they published, that's the photo they published.
The one that I'm not even looking at the lens.
- Hello darkness, my old friend. (Emmy laughs)
- Like a vacancy.
- It's all good. - It's a great photo.
- It's on my fridge.
- David.
- He wants some tequila. - Tequila on tap.
- There's no tequila.
There's always music.
- There's always music.
- Last season,
not last season, but season one,
when I was next to you in your trailer, it was so loud.
Your music was very. - Wow.
Truth comes out. - Yeah.
I had an email from one of the producers sending me
a kind of a nice note saying,
"Hey, would you mind turning it down?
People don't feel safe around you."
- Oh!
- Oh, that, wait, that wasn't me, though
That wasn't me.
- People don't feel safe? - Don't feel safe?
- Yeah.
'Cause the drivers.
They knew I was coming in,
'cause the drivers, (Justin laughs)
I'd bumped the music really, really high.
And so I'd come in and so the drivers were like
"We can't drive with David, he's so loud."
- But why would they, why did they feel threatened?
- Because I guess they couldn't hear the street lights.
- That's dangerous. - Hear the street lights?
- You need to hear street lights, kids.
Don't forget. Road safety.
- I don't know what's happening here.
- Tom Hopper.
- You're number two, sir.
- Guilty. The thing is we do it all the time.
- Put your upper lip away. - Huh?
- Who is this?
- It's his character.
- Don't worry about it.
(Emmy laughs)
- All right.
Thanks a lot Buzzfeed for having us.
(Emmy laughs) You know, you guys rock.
Next time we're back, we'll bring the whole cast.
And watch Umbrella Academy on Netflix, exclusively.
- Where are the rest of the cast?
- Oh.
- They blinked. (Tom snaps fingers)
- Help. (Emmy laughs)