People, it's the Ox here.
I did such a good job last year hosting the annual kit shoot,
I'm back again, I've got the job,
and we're gonna take another look at the new kit this year.
So, follow me.
Hendo's having a go at the vintages.
- Which ones? - The ones that you love!
What a beautiful man, huh?
Ox man. The Oxman.
It's beautiful, isn't it?
You want it with me, yeah?
Give it some respect.
Didn't want it.
Show respect.
- You still rolling? - Film that.
He needs to watch his step.
Put some respect on my name, man.
I played against him for four years, Southampton, he never done nuthink!
Nuthink!
Let me hold the camera, let me hold it.
Are you rolling?
If you just follow me this way.
You know, as we're doing a tour of the stadium,
I think somewhere around here, if you zoom in...
Can you focus on this? This is where a little goal of mine just tickled the net.
I remember a certain debut goal.
The Kop wanted a delivery. In the ball came, the big man was up,
and then somewhere around here there was a knee slide and embrace,
and I know you remember.
Are we ready?
It's on camera!
Shoot me now!
I'm fatiguing!
Your hamstring.
The eyes. Walk, walk, walk! That's it.
There we go, cool.
Nice, nice, cameraman's gonna walk through.
Go.
Rhian! Where's Rhian at?
Head up.
Over the bar.
Got to say, Andy, you're doing some great work here. Look at that.
I take the lead, you follow.
That's off the pitch but it's also on the pitch,
and that is what has brought you to the position you're in today...
Thank you.
..as, for me, THE best centre-back in the world, and I ain't gonna say that again.
Thank you very much. Thank you, thank you.
Can we just agree to not do any silly stuff?
So we'll start off with the serious one.
- Lovely. - Show him the look.
He's peeking, can you see him?
Seriously, he needs to see how I do it.
He's got a bit about him, hasn't he? His modelling.
In the car on the way he was getting a few tips from me.
I taught him everything he knows, to be honest.
YEAH!
Boss.
One more.
YES!
Spot-on. OK, one more.
What's going on here?
I need a GIF. Who's in charge of the GIFs?
Give me the GIF. Give me the Dougie GIF.
Jheeeeez!
That's my GIF.
It looks good.
It looks good!
YES!
It's dragged on too long, gaffer.
I'm sorry. No, no, no, no-one needs to be sacked.
All right, cheers, gaffer.
Yeah, so that's it. I'm just here now signing balls,
special request for Rhian Brewster, he's got himself 80 balls
and he's asked me to sign them for his mantelpiece at the house.
Rhian come with the sauce, licking his lips every two seconds.
Keeping it fresh.
Virg was getting a bit stiff out there.
So young buck livened it up.
We're finished now, I've got to sign these balls and then that's it for another year.
Hope you've enjoyed the journey once more.
If I get the job, boys...
I'll see you next year.