Where is it?
Where's my pot?
Has anyone seen my pot?
We have it here.
Oh well give it to me.
Em...
Could you sit down for a second please?
What's going on?
We think you have a problem.
What are you talking about?
You are addicted to tea.
Tea?
Seriously?
The other day I heard you say:
I don't feel right unless I have my cup of tea.
Ye but come on every one...
Your professor says you are drinking it during his lectures.
Of course but you need a cup to get through his lecture.
Need??
Do you even hear yourself?
I don't have a problem.
When you started you were drinking it just for fun
We all were.
One with the sunday papers
Something to wash down a hobnob watching Gogglebox.
Ye...
Now its one to get you going in the mornings.
He's drinking in the mornings.
It's breakfast tea.
5 cups before lunch?
And when you take your first sip you make this noise...
I can handle it alright.
Your behaviour has changed.
You've become really aggressive.
No I haven't.
Really?
You didn't scald the pot.
That's too weak.
That's too sweet.
That's too cold.
And its affecting your health.
Your teeth have started to change colour.
You burnt your tongue the other day.
Its my choice OK?
It's not as if I'm hurting anyone else.
We don't think you should visit your grand mother anymore.
Why not?
She's an enabler.
She's 86.
And she's too far gone, but you still have a chance.
I can't just cut it off.
It's not like turning off a tap.
I'll get mild headaches.
We understand that's why we are lowering the dosage.
It's too late for me.
We are going to start you off on green tea.
No, no, no...
Then peppermint.
Please!
And I'm sorry...
Then it's going to have to be camomile.
Camomile??
It tastes like gone off water.
(Sobbing)
Doomdah.
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