hey it's me just your friendly
neighborhood spider-man thwick
no they add the thwick afterwards you
don't need to do it yourself oh sorry i
don't need to say thwick yeah
okay here we go hey guys welcome to stir
crazy you may know my next guest as huey
from the boys the internet loves him
almost as much as adorable cat videos
it's jack quade hello hello josh thank
you for having me
congratulations on the boys which has
become this phenomenon i mean
my sense on the boys is this is the kind
of show you'd probably love even if you
weren't
on is that fair to say for sure i was
like when i first read the scripts for
the first season
i was like if i don't play huey i need
to be involved in this project in in
some way
did you know how much um time you'd
spend covered in blood
when you signed up for this no one no
one told me
they hid that from you didn't they they
don't lead with that they don't say by
the way
no they didn't but it's kind of become
my thing which i
i never anticipated being a part of my
life do you feel naked when you don't
have blood on you right now do you feel
exposed
oh so exposed i need the blood to get
into character
so a couple months ago we found out that
one of your notable fans of the show was
none other than barack obama
that was amazing the fact that he
watches the show
was just such an honor we're all still
geeking out about it
do you think this could lead to an
actual friendship do you have dreams of
playing like animal crossing with barack
obama like what's the dream though
that'd be amazing
what video game would i want to play
with barack obama that's a
super smash bros just because i don't
know you know how like because
with him i didn't expect him to watch
the boys so maybe out of nowhere he's
just like
a really good super smash brothers
player you obviously don't get to be an
actual superhero in the show but i want
to give you opportunities going forward
we want to create your superhero
audition mixtape
let's start with batman oh man okay i'm
ripping off christian bale
i'm batman and uh
somebody stole my falafel
it was right here on top of this
building which
maybe just fell down but i think
somebody stole it albert
all right come on that wasn't going on
that was it no that was a deleted scene
from dark knight i remember that one
another icon superman what would your
superman be jack hello i'm superman and
i fight for truth justice in the
american way
um kryptonite's a thing i had a falafel
here
a second ago where did jack jack no no
i'm sorry sorry are you hungry
do you just need superheroes they love
falafel got it got it let's go marvel
let's go
let's do spider-man hey it's me just
your friendly neighborhood spider-man
thwick no they add the thwick
afterwards you don't need to do it
yourself oh sorry i don't need to say
thwick
yeah yeah okay here we go um uncle ben
he's dead aunt may
i had a falafel right on the edge of the
bed right there
i'm so sorry with this bit it's so bad
let's see what wonder woman has to say
about falafel let's see your wonder
woman jack
well okay all right i'm gonna find out
who stole my falafel
did you steal my falafel you steal my
goddamn
all right that's all i got she's really
into my wonder woman is really intense
yeah edgy how about wolverine
immediately i did like a robert uh rapid
deniro phase so i'm just gonna go with
that hey
hey bub i can heal pretty fast some say
uh i don't heal too fast you know what i
say
i'm never gonna play a superhero in my
life i've ruined your career i'm so
sorry
do you ever do you ever get mistaken for
other celebs jack
i've gotten adam brody i've gotten rain
wilson
i've gotten joel mchale oh michael
shannon
is the other one this is an honor well
we've taken the liberty of seeing what
that that the child of all those men
would actually look like let's see
with some face morphing technology if it
actually looks like you so there's rain
we start with rain and then we add a
little bill hater i think in
right there was another one sure sure
then like a little michael shannon
yeah oh okay and now let's let's add
some more in some joshua jackson some
brody
some cult his face just keeps getting so
much smaller what do you think
what do you think that's what i look
like yeah oh no
oh it's it's drooping
jack are those other lips
are those like what is that let's see
when you mash them all up finally this
is the final product this is what it
would actually okay yeah
yeah that's basically it i see it in a
nutshell yeah
yeah the other day my jaw came off and
it was really burning
you probably are aware of this you must
be aware of this jack the internet does
have a preoccupation with you are you
aware that
of this like instagram celebrity gossip
site de moi
and how they all just talk about you
constantly my friends told me about it
the way they pitched it to me was
there's this gossip site that yeah
telling people that you're a nice guy
i'm like cool
i want to see if you have what it takes
to be the internet's next boyfriend
because there are certain things you
have to
you know satisfy to be an internet
boyfriend okay i'm the boyfriend to the
entire internet that's not gonna work
out but let's give it a try
can you be like intellectual but playful
like chalamet
style like you're super smart but you're
kind of like
i don't think i'm smart but i can be
playful
okay okay i don't know that's
this is why this is why i'm not the
internet's boyfriend because i make that
move
listen i'll do this this satisfies the
internet i'll do this
will you adopt a british accent like to
be like a hiddle sin or a cumberbatch
because
that always works sure it's not going to
be good but i'll do it
let's hear it i want to hear it oh no oh
hello there it's not going to be good ah
it's not good
i'm swearing a lot can i do that yes
okay are you willing to change your
first name to chris
because most of internet boyfriends are
named chris
chris quaid chris quaid is like a
country musician
sure i'll change my first name to chris
short i'm very excited about your next
shrouded and mystery project you've shot
the new scream movie yeah which i'm very
excited about it too
so it's not called scream five it's a
little confusing jack let's be honest
it's called
scream it's called scream it's called
scream
did people on set were people just
calling it scream was there did you have
a vote on what it should be called
no on set we called it five cream
because we thought
if you look that it's spelled out like
the the s is a five
you know so we called it we called it
five cream and we still call it five
cream
uh and the joke never stopped to the
point where
oh my god i have it right here on my
phone hold on i had my friend
uh make this t-shirt as a rap gift it's
ghost face holding up five creams
and um yeah i'm gonna keep that t-shirt
forever
i mean i feel like if nothing else it
should be the new flavor at ben and
jerry's
the five cream yes this face as any kind
of like
sweet treat spokesman is just incredible
for me
i know you can't say anything about your
role um is it fair to say you at least
do you scream how are you as a screamer
are you a new screen queen
i definitely scream and scream in five
cream it's an interesting thing
like the horror movie scream you can't
rehearse it too much it just has to come
out of you
we do actually something on the show
sometimes called primal scream therapy
should we try it should we just see what
but you just said not to overthink it
what do we do here's what we do
scare me over zoom i haven't yet looking
down at my phone
nothing's wrong
yeah sorry everyone in my building
another you're in all these things i
love star trek i was a big star trek fan
growing up
were you a star trek guy like did you
know an andorian from a gorn before
getting involved in star trek lower
decks
i remember going on like a date in high
school
to the first one and it was just
just peak awkward me well now i i have
no star trek questions i just want to
focus on awkward jack
uh that i'm curious about let's just
let's dive deep into that part
so what was uh what was awkward jack at
the that star trek like
awkward jacket star trek was was cystic
acne that he thought he could cover up
with like
makeup he probably stole from his mom's
bathroom or something
um and it was like a powder and it was
just like flaking off of him all the
time
and everyone noticed uh awkward jack
loved dancing but didn't know how to do
it i like the idea of an enthusiastic
dancer
that is not aware of how shitty a dancer
they are that's that's horrifying
that's a shitty dancer but i i there's a
lot of this
and i don't know what i think this is
dynamite uh i've got some would you
rather questions for you
would you rather chug whale guts or chug
compound v chug compound v see what
happens
i'm sick of whale guts would you rather
live inside the stream universe or the
hunger games universe
scream because you just you just leave
woods bro is the new screen movie just
five minutes you just get in a car and
leave you're like
oh wait this was easy i do the primal
scream i did for you earlier
right and then i i hop into my prius and
i just get the hell out of there
would you rather watch all of your
parents r-rated films in the same room
as them
or know whenever each of them are having
sex i hate this question so much
um
uh i guess the first one by a very slim
margin
jack thank you for taking the time out
congratulations on the boys
give me a little deniro batman as we go
out hey
my parents are dead
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