- There you go, you can feel proud.
- University! I conquer all!
(group laughs)
Suck it!
- I love how she gets so excited, to still continue losing.
- (Patches) True dodgeballers...
- God damn it, no! - Oh, [censored]!
No! Already bad.
- You can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
(both laugh)
- (Patches) If you master the five Ds,
no amount of balls on Earth...
- No amount of balls.
No, I know who this is. - (Patches) Go ahead.
- He literally just had a movie come out recently, actually.
- I know, I know, he was in Jeepers Creepers.
- He's in that new show.
- Uh huh, he's also in... - (Jair) It's with a girl!
- He's Just Not That Into You.
- They have a ton of actors... - So many actors!
- That's been in a lot of movies.
Smaller parts. - But like oh my gosh,
if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
- (Patches) You can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
- I would get really good at dodgeball,
if this is what we were...
- Oh, to be fair, if someone threw anything at me,
I would dodge. - Yeah.
I would hope so. - With so much love.
- You don't wanna stand there?
- (React) He recently starred in the movie Barbarians,
was in the classic comedy Dodgeball,
and has guest appeared on New Girl.
What is his name? - New Girl, oh my God.
- What's his name?
- I know this one, okay.
- I want an ABC por favor.
- (React) Okay, oh, Kevin's feeling confident.
- I'm gonna need the ABC.
- (React) And you have locked in your answer?
- Yes, yeah, I know who this is.
- (gasps) Oh!
- Okay.
- Oh no, I know who this is.
Pfft, never mind.
- Jake Flores or Justin Long.
I'm gonna go with him being more of like a Justin than a Jake.
Justin Long. - Justin Long, yeah.
- 'Cause very long.
- Ah! (buzzer rings)
- Damn it, go Sharon!
- God damn right it is!
- (Hazel) So, speaking of your movie studio.
- Oh!
- (Tracy) This conversation has a real...
- Well, we know it's not him.
- God, she was so great in Gravity Falls.
She was on SNL too, wasn't she?
- She was.
- Oh my God.
- (Hazel) In the premiere of ParaNorman?
- (Tracy) Oh, I always have one white person in all my movies.
We have to have a villain.
(both laugh)
- God, it's such a funny show.
- (Hazel) I mean, look at slavery. That was bananas!
(both laugh)
- I love him too!
- (Hazel) Oh, I also do accents.
Ah, me a cockney person.
- (laughs) There's so much going on in this scene.
- She does a voice for some animation thing,
and I was looking up who was in the animation,
and I'm like oh yeah, her.
- Makes sense. - Still don't know her name.
- I feel like she's in a lot of cartoon movies.
- Gonna need the ABC. - I need the ABC.
I have an idea of what her name is,
but I don't know the full name. - Sick, I don't.
- First of all, we have two spellings of Kristen,
and I just have to feel like which one does she look more like?
- Okay, she's clearly a Kristen or somewhere in there.
- None of these were what... - I was like nothing is nothing!
- I honestly thought her name started with an M.
- I feel like the second one's more white.
- That's what I picked! (both laugh)
(bell rings) - Yeah!
- Alright!
- I did Kristen Schaal. - I put Kristy Swanson.
(both laugh) (bell rings)
- (Stede) Blackbeard, Captain Kidd.
- I know exactly where this guy's from,
I've seen him in plenty of things.
- Him? - (React) No.
- (Daniel) No. - I'm just double checking.
- (Daniel) It's the guy with the orange hair.
- (gasps) Ooh! We love a good musket.
- (Stede) He kills with... - (React) This guy.
- (Stede) Kindness. - No.
- Oh.
- Oh! - (Daniel) Oh my God.
- I might actually know this one!
- No clue who you are, sir, with your yellow jacket.
- Oh my God, I don't know his name at all.
- This guy, no clue.
- Yeah, I know he's from New Zealand,
'cause he, the first time I saw him,
he was in Flight of the Conchords.
- He's giving me Edward. (both laugh)
- Yes. - This is a one point game for sure.
- Yeah, we're gonna kill him with one pointers.
- Yeah!
- Okay, what's a New Zealand last name?
- (laughs) New Zealand Burger.
- I'm gonna still need the ABC.
- Yeah, I'm gonna need the ABCs.
- I think I know the first name, I do not know the last name.
- I don't know this guy's name at all.
- (React) Kevin's locked in. - Okay.
- (React) Here are the ABC options.
- Oh.
(Jair laughs) - Deductive reasoning only.
- Why, this is how I got through high school.
(both laugh)
- We passed! - We passed!
- We both got our degrees!
- Now Darby, 100% seems like it's a New Zealand last, Darby!
- (React) What's yours? - Rhys Ifans.
- I put Rhys Darby. (bell rings)
Nope, okay.
- Oh. - Oh shit, okay.
- Yes!
- But Rhys Ifans is so much more fun.
Change your name. (Daniel laughs)
- (Principal) Never in my 14 years as an educator.
- Ugh, this is Mean Girls.
- Ah, I know his first name, but I don't know his...
This is from Mean Girls?
- It's him, isn't it.
- Oh no! - We see him in everything!
- No!
- Oh, that's Justin Long's wife there.
- Amanda Seyfried, or... - Yeah, yeah, that's his wife.
- An all star cast.
- Ugh, he's amazing.
- Come on!
Why didn't you do the girl who does the rain with the tits?
She's obscure.
- That's Lindsay Lohan. - Oh, really?
- Yeah! (laughs)
- (Principal) And you're gonna get it.
- I love him so much.
- Such good bluffs.
- (Principal) I will keep you here all night.
- (Joan) We can't keep 'em past four.
- (Principal) I will keep you here until four.
- I will keep you here until four.
- (React) He has played a side character in dozens of 2000s comedies,
and was a long time cast member on SNL.
- Mm-hmm. - (React) What is his name?
- I'm worried that I'm remembering his character name in something.
- Oh no.
- It's a three letter first name, I know that for certain.
- (React) Okay.
- Now wait, they're all gonna be like six letters, ugh.
- (React) Kevin, are you locking in?
- I'm locking in.
- Just go straight to the ABCs. - This is gonna be bad.
Yeah, fudge!
- Oh, okay, well, it's definitely a three letter,
good work for me.
- Ah! - Oh uh, mm, uh...
- You know, it doesn't really narrow it down.
- No. - No, but, the thing is,
I know who two of those Tims are.
- I don't know! - Deductive reasoning.
That's it. - Sharon!
(buzzer rings) - No!
(Jair laughs) (Sharon yells)
(bell rings)
- Womp womp.
- You know why I didn't pick Meadows? - [Censored] why?
- I'm like well, we've had B twice.
(both laugh) - We have picked B!
- (Virginia) I know seeing Shelly there was a shock.
- Oh!
- Oh, I know exactly who this is, I've seen this show!
- Oh my God, Mean Girls again?
- (Sharon) No clue. - Mean Girls again?
- He's rocking that bow tie like it's his job.
- This is also a good show. - What show is it?
- It's called Masters of Sex. - Oh.
- I don't think I've ever seen her.
Oh wait. - She's so cute!
- (Virginia) Is it so bad that we're scared together?
- Janice Ian, that's her name. (laughs)
- What is her name? Gwendolyn?
(both laugh)
- She looks like a Gwendolyn.
That was really good.
- (React) Daniel, you are locked in. - Yeah.
- (React) Let's give Izzy the ABC.
- Sharon knows the other names, so she's like doing
[censored] process of elimination.
I'm over here like who the [censored] is Kat, Lizzy, and Lucy?
- I recognize Kat Dennings, I recognize Lucy Hale,
but I don't know if any of them are her.
- I'm not gonna say anything. - Of course you're not.
- (React) You knew right when you saw it.
- Yeah.
- Damn it. (both yell)
(buzzer rings) (bell rings)
- I did Lizzy Caplan. - I said Lizzy Caplan, yeah.
- (Wednesday) Getting expelled was just a bonus.
- Oh! - I just saw her name!
Oh, I think I know what it is.
- (React) It's not her.
Not her. - Oh.
- Is this the Addams Family? - (Sharon) Uh huh.
- (React) Him.
- Oh... - Oh, he's been in a bunch of stuff.
- (Gomez) It's a magical place where I met your mother.
- Oh my God, this is so great that this is coming back,
or it has come back.
- He was in Narcos, a lot of comedies.
- (woman) Finally, you will be among peers who understand you.
- What the hell?
- So mad!
- (React) He guest starred in We Are The Millers,
and will be playing Gomez in Tim Burton's new show Wednesday.
- Yeah.
- I think I know his name.
- He's really gonna pull ahead if he gets this right.
It's first and last name, just so you know,
and spelling counts. (both laugh)
- (React) So you want the ABCs?
- Oh yeah. - Yes please.
- (React) Alright.
- Trust your gut, Sharon. Trust gunt.
- Alright, trust gunt.
- I think I also know who this is.
- Actually, I only know one of these names.
- Oh yes, okay, I know Guzman.
Oop, sorry, it doesn't matter, 'cause...
(bell rings) - There we go!
(bell rings) - Nice.
(bell rings)
- I feel like you're the kinda guy who just knows celebrities though.
- There's just certain names will just stick,
like when I'm reading about projects.
- Can't relate. It's too full of...
- The brain rot. - Yeah.
- (React) It's the woman in this. - Oh!
- The woman? - If it's who I think...
Oh no. - (Jair) No, I need a close up.
- Wait a minute, yeah. - I need a close up.
- Oh my God, I just,
I've seen her in so many [censored] things.
- (Izzy) Same.
- I have never seen this woman before.
- She did a lot of stuff in the '90s.
- (Coover) Momma, that's that federal, he's aiming for trouble with us,
always has been. - (Maggie) 'Cause of your actions.
- Do you know this show? - No, do you?
- Absolutely not.
- (React) This beloved American character actor
won her first Emmy for the TV show Justified.
- Werk.
- (React) And played Hannah Montana's grandma in the movie,
the Hannah Montana movie.
- Yeah, she's done a lot of good stuff.
- Oh was she, 'cause I was Hannah Montana's grandma
was 100% Dolly Parton.
- I know it, for sure. - You're such a liar.
- (laughs) I grew up on this.
- You do not know her.
- Elenor, she's also giving like Gabrielle?
- I just wanna know you.
This doesn't count, 'cause I'm gonna go to ABCs.
- No. - B sounds familiar.
But I cannot put a face to it.
- Oh, I was so close!
- She's either French, or British, or Canadian.
- She's French, she's British, she's Canadian, she's Ruth.
- Oh! - Ooh, okay.
- Well done! - Okay.
- Look at us crushing that. (bell rings)
Process of elimination.
- (React) A. - She looks like a Margo.
- She's so good.
- (Ali) If rap music wasn't mainstream...
- I hope it's not him.
- It's not him, right? It is?
- I have no clue. - Me neither.
- This is a really good monologue.
Like, it's straight to his face the entire time.
- (Ali) But at the same time, your generation's
full of some mark-ass bitches, because they've tapped...
- Oop. - Oh, this is from Euphoria.
- (Ali) Yeah, they've read your likes,
they've predicted your moves, and trapped your asses.
- He's good.
- (React) This actor has appeared in everything from Euphoria
to Ma Rainey's Black Bottom.
- Great show, great scene, great actor.
- Mm-hmm. - Just don't know his name.
- Quality name. Excited to hear it and know it.
- Alright.
- He just seems...
(Jair laughs)
- I recognize one of the names,
and I'm not sure if I recognize it because it's his,
or if I recognize it 'cause it's just a name I recognize.
- I'm pretty confident.
Process of elimination again.
(Jair laughs) - Oh, really?
He does not look basic to me!
- Bro, he doesn't look like a Domingo!
(buzzer rings) (bell rings)
- Nice!
(buzzer rings) (bell rings)
- See that drop on his forehead?
That's sex appeal. - Sharon, shut up, it's not!
- And Toby Jones don't draw drops.
- Think about if he says it like that Toby Jones.
- (woman) Are you drunk?
- No, I didn't have anything to drink.
- Oh my God, I know her name.
- The 40 Year Old Virgin. Obsessed with this movie.
- This is so funny, no this... - I love this [censored], man.
- 40 Year Old Virgin.
- Yeah, but she's in This Is 40, too.
- (Sharon) Yeah, yeah, yeah.
(Martine laughs)
- (Andy) Oh, are you okay?
- This is my wife's favorite scene, by the way.
- (Andy) Okay.
- I love her.
- She's good, 'cause she's pretty, and makes fun of herself.
- Yes, 'cause she's so [censored] funny!
- Now she starts crying.
I knew that was coming.
- Oh! - (React) Oh my God.
- That was so fast.
- (React) She has been in countless comedies
and often stars in her husband's films.
- Yeah, Judd Apatow. - (React) Mm-hmm.
What is her name?
- Oh, I thought you were gonna throw us a curve ball,
and what's her husband's name?
- I'll know it with multiple choice. - I'm sorry.
She's great but...
- Yes, I know Judy Greer, and I know Leslie Mann,
but I'm not sure which one of these two she is.
- Oh, I spelled it right, nice!
- Actually that might be helpful for me.
- I gave it away, didn't I?
- Well, I thought I would know it,
but thankfully I know who the other people are.
- Damn it! - Both of 'em.
- I actually know this one!
- I did Leslie Mann. (bell rings)
'Cause it could be one N or two Ns.
- Yeah.
- A! (bell rings)
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, it's Leslie Mann.
- You even have two Ns on the end.
- Yeah!
- Overachiever you, ugh. (Kevin laughs)
- (Monroe) You think he's gonna, you know,
let himself walk into some kind of situation...
- Why?
- We just, I know his name, when on the ABC, I'll know it.
- I also knew this guy was gonna come up.
He was also in Dodgeball.
- Um... - Barry.
- Barry!
- (Monroe) Hey Barry. - Ugh.
- (Monroe) Uh no, geez, Barry. No, not off the top of my head, no.
- (Barry) Yeah, they just have to have a good speech,
and Eric recommended...
- He's such an A-hole in this,
and yet you still kind of like him, but you hate him.
- (Monroe) What?
- (man) Get him here.
- (Monroe) That's what that said?
(both laugh)
- What's going through your mind, 'cause it's just (blows).
- I'm gonna need the ABCs.
- Pretty sure. - (React) Here's the ABCs.
- I seriously just read an article about him too,
and looking at that doesn't help.
- Liam, no wait, that's Hemsworth.
(both laugh)
(buzzer rings) (bell rings)
- Oh, nice! - Nice!
(buzzer rings) - Ah!
- Hey! (bell rings)
- Wait, what is that?
- Does it look like an octopus again?
- (Jimmy) James E. Woo, FBI.
- I know it. - Oh, [censored].
What's his name?
- I love this guy, he's in so many things!
- (laughs) He's that perfect deadpan actor.
- My love of him would be so much greater
if I actually knew his name.
It would seem more authentic, I think.
- (Jimmy) I contacted known associates, relatives.
- I know his last name,
but I can't remember his first name to save my life.
- Something seemed hanky to me,
so I took the first flight out of Oakland to interface
with local law enforcement,
which is when I encountered a new wrinkle.
- I never realized that in that scene,
there's a reference to Ant-Man, with the magic trick.
- (React) He is well known for his leading role
in Fresh Off The Boat, and recently in WandaVision.
- That's such a funny show.
- As soon as you knew that it was like Marvel,
and a show, and you could make Ant-Man references,
I was doomed.
- (React) Daniel, you're locked in, okay.
- Henry Golding, no.
Oh, maybe Henry Golding.
- There's no way!
- The problem is I don't know any of these people.
- (React) Randall Park is correct.
- Yeah, it was safe.
(bell rings)
- No but... (Izzy gasps)
Oh, I did spell it wrong! (Izzy yells)
Left an L off.
- You got Mann, the extra N on Leslie Mann,
but not the extra L on Randall.
(both laugh)
- (React) Final score, Kevin with 14,
Martine with 8.
- Bringing it in for the people who can't remember names!
- I'm not done with my score. - Kat's having to deal with us.
- Look how cute that is!
- She's like we're over time! - I got 8! (laughs)
- For me not knowing a single human person, not bad.
- Thanks for watching this episode.
- Do you remember that one guy from that one thing?
Let us know in the comments.
- Oh yeah! - Yeah? (laughs)
- Don't forget to subscribe!
- Bye!
- (screams) Viva la Vida!
(Daniel laughs)
Why did I have an accent?
Hello Kristen Schaal, I'm so sorry for not knowing your name.
Know your voice though!