[MUSIC - LOVERBOY, "ALMOST PARADISE"] (SINGING) Almost
paradise.
We're knocking on heaven's door.
Almost paradise.
How could we ask for more?
Paradise.
Hey guys, I'm Tracy.
And I'm Andy.
And we finally started to see some really established couples
this week, which is what I live for.
They're getting serious.
Because I believe in love, and so we've
got to break it all down.
In paradise.
We've got to get right to it, but we need our love triangle.
Our love triangle.
That's all we need.
Get in here Corey.
Time for our love triangle.
I love our love triangle.
So first kind of love triangle that we really
see in this episode is with Krystal and Chris.
They have this, what seems to be, strong relationship,
but then--
I'm not buying it.
I don't buy Chris at all.
I think when they brought Krystal to paradise,
I thought was going to be crazy drama
and fight with all the ladies.
And then, she's totally normal.
She's getting along with everyone,
and Chris is the loser.
Of all the people for her to end up with,--
No, it's such a bummer.
--she ends up with Chris.
Well that's why when Connor came in,
and even though I don't like--
Smoke show.
--Connor either, I still was kind
of hoping that she chooses Connor because I
dislike like Chris that much.
So anyways, when--
That was all too much.
--Connor comes in, and he's talking to everybody, even
though Krystal tells him that she and Chris kind of have
a thing, and she tells Chris, don't worry,
I told him that we have a thing.
And then Connor's like, yeah, well,
I still want to go on a date with you, she's like, OK.
They go on this weird mystical date, which
they got buried in the leaves.
And the guy with the weird drum.
Krystal and Connor, they make out, she goes back to paradise
but then kind of nothing happens, and she just decides--
Chris throws her like this weird Yoga date and it's like, nope.
That was so bad.
The Yoga date was amazing because I
thought the same thing, and then she actually said it.
When there was this long pause and she said, oh,
so you want me to work?
Yeah, and she's like, I have to work for this date?
So Krystal chooses Chris, and Connor just kind of goes off
and he's wanted to watch them, we don't know.
So then there's the Jordan-Jenna-Benoit love
triangle, which was a very juicy one because Jenna truly
was torn.
I didn't really feel like Krystal was torn.
But how was she torn?
I don't know.
By the way, she was going to ditch him,
and then, all of a sudden, was like, you know what?
I think Jordan's the one for me.
I know.
I thought she was--
He's got my heart
--going to choose Benoit.
But, I will say, it does seem like he really, really
likes Jenna, and they are kind of cute together.
Doesn't it make you think what the producers have
something against Annaliese because why do they
keep showing--
her edits are so mean.
And why do they keep showing her blowing her nose so much?
Her edits are so mean, but I love them so much.
Annaliese just like-- she just wants love.
She wants it so bad.
And then, she get the worst news ever
which is that Kenny's leaving paradise--
Oh yeah, Kenny.
--for the sweetest reason.
I love Kenny.
But here's the thing--
Hang on.
Like he didn't know the dates--
I know.
-- like he didn't know the dates when he came?
He's like, you know what?
I just don't think I can miss that recital.
He must have thought he would have been gone by then.
So right when your like, oh, broken heart for Annaliese,
how's she going to ever deal with this?
It was like--
And cue the walk in.
--enter Smoke Show Kamil.
Which, by the way, I don't remember him at all.
I didn't remember him at all, and then
when they said the 60-40, I was like, oh, right.
One of the things that she had a connection with Kamil
was that people had some sort of carnival trauma.
I know, which, by the way, I still don't even
think that's a real thing.
And then, as if like an afterthought
or like a tiny little bit of information, they also tell us,
who else leaves?
Jubilee.
Because John doesn't like her, and then she just goes.
By the way, they didn't even show her face
when she was leaving.
It was literally like--
They just showed the back of her head holding the luggage.
Yeah.
That's all she was doing.
You're like, oh god.
It's so good.
Another strong couple in paradise is Kevin and Astrid.
One of my favorite couples, honestly.
Solid, but they had a little bit of--
So they had a little bit of an issue because Kevin, I think,
just gets into his own head.
They're, to me, the most believable.
Even Tia and Colton, and Kendall and Joe,
who are supposed to be like some of the stronger ones, Kevin
and Astrid to me, seem like--
No, they're the ones that are the most legit.
--the strongest.
Yeah.
There's no drama.
OK, then, the moment we'd all been waiting
for, the Kendall-Joe-Leo drama.
No one messes with my Joe.
Leo is just-- what a skeeze.
I mean, he literally comes back from that date,
tells her all these things.
He was playing a character.
He was playing a villain.
But why was she so into him to begin with?
That's what I'm saying.
She was like, I'm craving Leo.
And I was like, what does that even mean?
But like a hunky romance guy in a tropical location.
I just feel like Kendall didn't think that--
Who cares?
Joe's got produce.
I agree.
You're biased.
So what happens is, Leo kisses Chelsea.
Why?
And it seem like everyone on the island
knows except for Kendall.
How does she not know?
It's so weird.
Well, that's what Kevin said.
He thought she did know because everyone else knew.
Also would be the reason why I like Kevin.
So when Kendall gets so upset and goes in to confront him,
the way he tried to defend himself--
Oh, he freaks out.
--was so bad.
He goes from being like, oh, well you're
playing-- you were just being an actress.
I don't think you really like me.
It's like, where is all this coming?
So I mean, do you just keep seeing the tease of the joke?
It's like the water--
Oh and he would deep tease over the summer.
So for so long-- and when I actually watched the episode
when they started talking about it, I was like,
oh, man this is going to be the storyline that takes it
to the rest of the episode.
Oh I know, and it was like a third of--
It was a blink of an eye.
--the way into the episode.
So Joe has this cute little hero moment.
But I love that Kendall was like, he was so rude.
Joe, I love you.
Yeah, and suddenly, their relationship
was like, they're falling for each other.
And then Joe called Kendall his girlfriend.
So that was cute.
So good for them.
We'll see what happens.
Wrap it up.
Go away, Leo.
Don't care about you.
Yeah, bye.
So then the next couple is Eric.
We love.
Let's see the shimmy.
Yep, that's Eric all right.
I know those moves.
Eric gets the day card, takes Angel--
Get the cheese.
Chase the cheese.
Oh, that made me laugh.
--and they have this date of luxury.
Oh, the ice cream.
Do they give them lactate, or what happens?
That was more--
I started to get acid reflux watching
them eat that ice cream.
They decide that the two of them are all in with each other.
So you're like, great.
These two really--
Awesome.
Committed.
--really cute.
Until.
Happy for both of them.
Until Cassandra comes in, and suddenly Eric
is like, not sure all in.
She's got a nice booty.
I know.
But did you see in the tease that he starts getting really--
he's really upset at the tease.
I think that they'll--
Another love triangle?
--make him out to be a hero.
He's going to redeem himself.
But can we also just talk really quickly about how
Eric, when he was on The Bachelorette with Rachel,
just always seemed really sad.
Did you think?
I always thought, he just always seemed
like it was like, maybe this isn't the right thing for--
He shouldn't be there.
--him.
It's not the right forum.
And now he's like, got the Shimmy.
Yeah.
Paradise is his scene.
He's talking about chasing the cheese.
I wouldn't be mad if he ends up being the next Bachelor.
Wow, Corey.
Oh my god.
See, this is why we keep you--
Rose drop.
--in the cubes.
So then we go to a cocktail party,
and it's very clear that who the couples are.
The one person that was kind of like what--who's she going
to choose, was Chelsea.
They called her the Bachelor in Paradise Bachelorette.
So Conner goes home.
Benoit goes home.
And--
Dumped after dumped after dumped after dumped.
--David goes home because she ends up choosing--
I know.
Poor Benoit.
--John.
Benoit.
But it's very clear, even after that rose ceremony,
that the two of them aren't going to be anything.
No, it's just kind of like, I have to give it to somebody.
Olivia comes in, who, honestly, and I know we say this a lot,
but it is as if I've never seen this person in my entire life.
I have never seen her before.
And she ends up asking obviously John out on a date
because he was the only one available.
And they go to a quinceañera.
So then we get this tease, which, again, they do
such good job with the teases.
But now I'm starting to think that all these teases are
just like--
the big moments we see are just little blips.
Yeah, just little nothing.
They're not real things.
Any kind of action, they kind of tease you with it.
At the end of this episode, because of what
happened with Eric and Angela, they sort of,
when one couple of falls,--
Oh, the dominos go.
--all the couples fall.
But who do we think is--
How many more episodes do we have?
--going to stay together?
I think we've only got--
OK, should we call it?
I think they're going to stay together.
Yes.
And some people--
I don't think they're going to make it.
I think they are.
Nope.
Definitely not.
Nope.
He's going to dump her.
I don't think so.
I think that they get through--
Through the show, but then afterwards, no.
--the end of the show, and then they
announce they've broken up.
No, I think they make it.
I do too.
I'm on board with them.
OK, and honestly I don't think any of these people make it.
Nope.
All of them.
I'm excited to see what happens to all these couples,
and see if our predictions are right.
A big thanks to you guys for tuning in.
Yeah.
And check out our recap next week.
Comment below to tell us what you think.
Especially if you think Eric should be the Bachelor.
He's got to be.
Corey, that was a great prediction.
I like that idea.
I know, right?
Because I'm--
Cheers.
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I'm good.
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