So many people are rubbing on their messy parts
It's awful… awkward…
And germy
Come on, people
I mean, I know it feels good
But we're embarrassed.
Hahaha
Hohoho
Heeheehee
Heyyy
Ah so!
Is that your underwear up there?
I'll punch you in the back!
I lost my guinea pig
We gotta look for him
Here, Percy!
Are you a rapist?
I made a small chimp smoke cardboard cinnamon.
Cray Cray
Yo' mama, Karen, has a pig ear
It's a pig ear!
Go deep.
Old people are stinky
Spike their drink.
I bought two zebras
And tamed a parrot named Mr. Future
Yo' mama can't reach my body and touch it
It's my body, you see?
Yo' mama can't reach my garden, otay?
It's my garden, you dig?
I'm a hot taco!
Squirrel kickers are drunk marionettes.
I'd like to get a monkey, because I ate Fifi!
Ahh, a strip party! [oh yeah]
And now they have murder in the spice building
And you gotta ask a black boy, "Who did it?"
I'll butcher a deer
Every week day waiting for Papi.
Yo' mama got a fruit child.
We're going to knock you
And take tissues out of you
And my foot, it can leave its prints on thin testes.
Big strong Greg…
Howard?
I hate you.
What?
Marijuana is great
Call the whippit badger.
Every soda cannot be free
But I'll chop a squid and mash a pickle and watch you drink it.
Dang, no one's happy.
Now if you live in America, you know this next song…
It's simple, just tap it, tap it in, that's a zinger!
And tell me how to poke it on Tuesday!
And for you foreigners, that's translates as
Con leche
Lucati
Le Fraim
Le prasbha farre neché
Ferre gecci
Làtso sofa bocci
Aiii
There's a white horse that breaks your mama's pretty son
If you're watching that horse, the ferret's gonna --
I wish you would drown!
That girl's a bitch.