Congratulations, newlyweds! ALL: Congratulations!
(ALL CHEERING)
We're so proud of you.
Congratulations. It's really great.
I always felt like you were a sister to me. Now you really are.
Cor, you gotta try these cheese balls, man.
They're, like, insane, they're so good.
What's happening?
(MUTTERING) They think we're married.
(EXCLAIMS) You guys look exactly the same.
What'd I tell you, Cor? You were always married.
Doesn't take a piece of paper to change what always was.
Shawn, I gotta tell you something.
Oh, and I want to hear all about it. (LAUGHS)
But not in front of your parents, okay?
(CLINKING) Okay, everybody, listen up, please.
I just want to say that I am the luckiest man in the world.
I have one beautiful wife,
a lovely daughter
and one wonderful son!
Hey!
And now I have yet another lovely daughter.
I think we should tell them.
Not now. He's talking about me.
To Cory and Topanga, all the best. We love you.
ALL: To Cory and Topanga!
My little brother! Whoo!
(CLAPPING)
Well, well, well.
Mr. Feeny, before...
No, no. It's my turn, Mr. Matthews.
You have done quite enough tonight now, haven't you?
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
(LAUGHING)
For 40 years, I have taught young men and women.
I have seen countless lovestruck children.
But I have never seen the love, the loyalty and the fun
that I have seen in you two.
My friends, my dears,
Cory and Topanga.
ALAN: Hear, hear!
(ALL CHEERING)
Cory and Topanga!
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Well, it's the mother's turn,
and I do want to say something.
(EXHALES)
I have watched these two grow up.
Boy, have I.
And here they are now, adults, just fresh out of high school.
Don't know anything about the world at all...
I'm sorry. I can't do this.
This is a mistake.
And I do not support it.
Why couldn't you have just gone to Yale?
Hear, hear!
I should go.
No. Topanga, you're not leaving your own wedding reception.
I'm sorry for any pain I've caused.
Topanga, wait...
How could you say that to her? (DOOR CLOSES)
I'm sorry. You're sorry?
So for 15 years you've been lying to me?
No. No.
You've been lying to me about how you feel about us,
and you've been lying to me about how you feel about her.
I want what I believe is best for you, Cory, and Topanga.
What's best for us, Mom, is for you to trust us!
I love her! All right? I will always love her.
And you know something else? We didn't get married,
because she wanted you to be there!
(DOOR OPENS)
(DOOR SLAMS)
So, have a great time in Jackson Hole.
Here's to your retirement, George.
ALL: Hear, hear!
Thank you, Alan. I'll miss you all.
Well, I guess it's time for Feeny's favorite student to make a speech, huh?
For 40 years, I have watched you educate young men and women.
Boy, have I. (CHUCKLES)
I'm sorry. I can't do this.
This is a mistake, and I do not support it!
Why couldn't you have just gone to Yale?
(DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS)