Why did I think there would be more customers
in the middle of nowhere instead of in a town?
Huh?
Hi!
I've got some cra-
-some items to sell.
Of COURSE!
No problem at all for the Hero of Hyrule!
The resale value on anything he touches is going to be bonkers!
I'm set for life!
That'll teach Dad!
That'll teach everyo-
W- what are these?
Bokoblin guts.
They taste like assholes.
But now they're all yours!
Money please.
Oh!
You don't have any...
swords or...
shields you could part with?
Oh yeah, loads!
But I'm always breaking them.
Being a hero isn't easy you know.
I mean, look:
Huh?
Just a few more...
See what I mean?
Aaanyway take these guts.
Ooooooh Thank You!
No, thank YOU!
I didn't think anyone would buy this crap.
I'll be back with more later.
Wait no I just automatically say that whenever someone buys something!
Haha, you're funny! Ok, see you tomorrow Boodle!
*Link singing the Main Legend of Zelda themetune*
Here you go!
Ooooooh Thank You!
DRIVE BY!
*Beedle screams, Link laughs, drunk*
Ooooooh Thank You!
That guy loves guts soooo much!
S-s-s-s-safe at last
HANG ON, I'LL BE RIGHT THERE!
F-f-f-f-f-fuuuuu
W-w-well, maybe I can at least buy the sledgehammer...
Oooooof course.
OOH
And here you g-
No! Please!
Why me, Link?
What have I done?!
Hahahahaha
Oh Boodle, you crack me up.
I know you love 'em!
I don't though!
I'm the BEETLE guy!
My goddamn name is BEEDLE
because I fucking
LOVE
BEETLES!
You know who loves monster parts?
Kilton!
That's his THING!
Yeah, it's kinda my whole deal, y'know?
Whatever, you're closer to the fast travel point.
What... is that?!
Oh, I have like 50 of these.
I'm keeping them all though,
Juuust in case I might need them some day.
THAT'S IT!
I'll take your garbage
But I never want to see your perfect Elven face around here ever again!
Thaaaaaank yoouuuuuuuu
*sigh*
I told you, I don't want your-
My what?
My guts?
Oh.
Oh no.
Word around the fire is, some psycho's been hoarding body parts from Bokoblins.
Know anyone like that round here?
I don't want them, really! I've been trying to sell them!
SELL THEM?!
And you call us monsters!
How would you feel if someone cut you open
and sold your insides on the open market?
Lets find out.
Oh!
Oh my god you SAVED me!
You really are the Hero of Hyrule!
I was so foolish!
How can I ever possibly repay such a selfless act?!
Thank you, Thank you, THAAA-
Here you go, and here's some more, and even more and a bit more! All for you. and another, and another, I have so many, I could keep going forever!
Thaaank you.
Uh, thaaaaank yuuuuou.
Wooooweeeee