have you ever been daydreaming and suddenly being struck by the thought
wouldn't it be absolutely awesome to have a pet dinosaur like you know Chris
Pratt's character in Jurassic world his best friend is a velociraptor named blue
and let's face it we're all kind of jealous right but well thankfully for us
the fictional world of that mysterious place known only as the SCP foundation
has a particular entry that may make you think twice about what you wish for and
in many ways man's best friend being a creature from The Land Before Time may
not be exactly as you have imagined hello Internet what's going on and once
again welcome back to the most inquisitive channel on YouTube life's
biggest questions as per usual hope your disembodied floating voice jack Finch as
today we curiously ask the question what if SCP three nine three four was real
and I bet you're glad that we didn't play the rest of that clip but for the
curious amongst you that clip was from of course drastic world fallen Kingdom
again because you know this video is about dinosaurs I'm a stickler for
immersion also it's important to know that if you're expecting the mysteries
of SCP 394 to be harboring a species of some highly intelligent Raptor you may
in fact be sorely disappointed because these particular reptiles are a little
bit more docile I suppose as the record stays SCP 393 for our species of
amphibious reptiles that were produced via anomalous means by a shadowy and
mysterious organization known as Marshall Carter and dark if you're
familiar with the wider universe of the SCP foundation then you'll all know that
Marshall Carter and dark are a particular breed of anomalous merchants
that act almost like a secretive global corporation acquiring and selling
anomalous objects and relics across the globe and then auctioning them off to
particularly wealthy families with an interest in the arcane and the occult in
the Foundation's universe they're one of the most powerful organizations going
and that only directive is to maintain their all-powerful influence an economic
grasp on the planet essentially if you rolled up all of the conspiracy theories
on earth throughout history these guys would inevitably be responsible and
they've made more money than most governments in the process the thing is
though particularly in the case of SCP 394 this was one of the rare instances
where instead of trading and acquiring anomalous entities Marshall Carter and
dark tried their hand at creating them in fact the first instance of 393 for
known to the foundation occurred on September 19 1951 after being discovered
in the home of a man named Joseph Caldwell a noted British financier and
philanthropist and a known customer of M C and did you see the foundation like to
keep tabs on who the anomalous merchants were selling to and subsequently planned
a raid on his property whilst he was away on business here they discovered
the first known instance of three 934 and at first sight they were shocked to
discover a creature resembling the Loch Ness monster living in Joseph's cold
rouse garden pond you see what was the exact process of how these creatures
were created is unknown the intention of Marshall Carter and dark had already
been made clear they were created with the purpose
of being sold as exotic pets to wealthy clients and were designed to resemble
the otherwise gentle herbivorous plesiosaurs of the Jurassic period
strangely enough they were also genetically engineered to exhibit the
behavioural patterns of canines the Labrador Retrievers in particular
because after all if they weren't the goodest of boys having a dinosaur on
your hands isn't exactly the easiest of responsibilities and selling them off to
the highest bidder would have been even harder following the creation of three
9:34 Marshall Carter and dark began using viral marketing techniques to
fabricate a demand for their newly created Jurassic specimens the most
notable being the infamous 1934 surgeons photo which they purposely leaked to the
press for those of you that don't know the surgeons photo is otherwise known as
the image that started the legend of the Loch Ness monster which is quite an
interesting thought isn't it because in this hypothetical situation where SCP 3
9 3 4 are very much real in all likelihood that's exactly what would
have happened because here's the question really which links on back to
our opening statement what would you do with a pet dinosaur
now of course Marshall Carter and dark quickly came to the realization that
having access to just any type of dinosaur as a pair would be a ridiculous
idea I mean you can pretty much scrap any of the carnivorous species unless
you're some evil Bond villain s character who has an appetite for doing
things a difficult way but a smaller version of the polícia soros is probably
the most ideal prehistoric candidate if not the most reasonable in this
hypothetical scenario yeah granted you'd probably love your new dinosaur pet with
all your heart that's if you can afford it anyway you play fetch with it you'd
Pat it on the head you take it for walks probably somewhere in the Scottish
Highlands where an innocent bystander would faint at the sight of your new
best friend but here's where the reality of this hypothetical situation quickly
comes tumbling down as the vast majority of MC Andy's clients quickly found now
although it may sound like an awesome life experience and the dream of all
budding paleontologists the world over the effort required to care for a pet
dinosaur far exceeds the anomalous status that it comes with and this is
where things also get a little bit sad due to their size and their altered
biology SCP 393 for required a highly specialized diet given
the fact that they're you know dinosaurs and need an incredibly specific marine
habitat that comprised of at least 1 million liters in volume because could
you afford that if so then no worries you with a
fantastic new owner of a friendly plesiosaur and a fruitful relationship
of love and affection awaits you but for those of you that can't afford the small
fortune of owning a miniature dinosaur the stark reality of SDP three nine
three four is that the vast majority of the anomalous species died out or were
straight-up abandoned by their owners within two years of purchase the thought
of abandoning any pet on the roadside is heartbreaking enough we can't exactly do
the same thing with a plesiosaur can you as the record states abandoned instances
of scp-303 four react with an uncharacteristic violence towards humans
and other mammals given the fact that they were bred to be loved with the same
kind of affection that the goodest boys expect in many cases the abandoned
plesiosaurs ended up feral turning to carnivorous predation and unwittingly
destroying entire ecosystems to no fault of their own yeah I guess in this case
the old saying really is true a plesiosaur is for life not just for
Christmas and if we've learned anything from Jurassic Park keeping any kind of
Mesozoic reptiles in a caged habitat can only result in a catastrophic chain of
very bad things because after all despite all of the odds life does find a
way and also if you get attacked by a feral instance of scp-914 the poor
plesiosaur blame the rich idiot that thought buying a dinosaur would be a
damn good idea well there we have it our long and short cautionary rundown of
scp-293 for or as I like to call it an idiot proof guide to owning a pet
dinosaur what do you guys think do you agree do you disagree or would you just
rather Times what you do with your own pet dinosaur despite all of that very
clear instruction then won't you let us know your thoughts down in the comment
section below as well as any interesting insights into what you'd like to add
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your more resounding remarks from over the past few days in all capital bold
letters nightshade says love your narration jack well thank you nice shape
I love your style dr. lancer says if you believe in yourself and work with joy
passion and patience you can live your dream no matter what that dream looks
like it can be yours have a nice day everyone Wow
dr. Lancer Wow I feel incredibly emotional right now
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