Shane: (Australian Accent) About three or four crocs down there.
S: They're mothers. About to have their babies.
S: It's that time of year around here.
S: Getting ready to have babies.
Hannah: You mean hatch their eggs?
S: Hatch their eggs... their baby eggs
S: About to have eggs.
S: Heyyyyyyyy
H: Welcome to our April HelloFresh Video.
S: Did you hear how long I said hey?
H: Yeah
S: It was way longer than I expected.
H: You expected?
S: Anyway, let's cook!
H: I'm gonna kneel (laughs) my kneeling is the perfect height
H: I'm gonna look so.... (laughs) this is the bottom of the fridge. Today's meal...
H: Tuscan Sausage and Pepper Spaghetti with Tomatoes and Parmesan
H: This is in the hall of fame. I LOVE pasta.
S: I'll hold the sausage. H: (sighs)
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H: This isn't a joke!
S: We have a small problem
S: I dropped the menu and it flew perfectly under our stove.
H: It hit the back wall. S: Like real deep.
S: I have no idea... we need like a broom.
H: I don't... I don't think it's gonna fit under there. S: We need a broom.
H: You're gonna have to... you can get them online.
H: You need to find... I'll try to get a...
S: It might light on fire back there! (Hannah Laughs)
S: We need something... a long stick? H: Oh my... god
S: A dowel? do you have a dowel? H: No I don't have a dowel?!
H: Let me go get our broom!
S: Our broom will fit.
*Chipper music*
S: OOOO yummyyyy!
S: How does it smell? H: Mmmmmmm it smells really good.
S: It smells like Tuscany.
S: Or Tuscan.
S: Is that like... from... H: Tuscany
S: HelloFresh is now from $6.99 per serving.
S: And it's worth it.
H: We're leaving Orlando and we're driving 3 and a half hours
H: to Marco Island. We're excited we've never been there before
H: but we've heard very good things about it.
*chipper music*
S: We made it to Marco Island!
H: We're here. We got here like 5 minutes ago we're already in the pool.
S: I am in heaven (Hannah laughs)
S: We are at Little Bar and Restaurant
S: and uhhh... *people talking obnoxiously loud in the background about rum and smokes*
S: I love this town.
S: A man just asked us where we're from and I said Minnesota twice
S: and he said "oh like another country?" *Hannah laughs*
S: And I said noooo.
H: He didn't understand you. S: So Hannah told him.
S: And he was like "auggghhhh"
S: "My dad used to bear hunt up there,"
S: "and I've been to prison three times." H: *laughs hysterically*
S: "Married three times. Drug dealing."
S: I was like...alrighttttt.
H: Our restaurant has a half hour wait so we're just wandering around this town.
*chipper music*
H: That's definitely a private dock and Shane's insisting on going on it.
S: I asked for a bigger menu!
H: We're done with dinner.
S: It was sooo yummy. I had crab cakes!
H: I had lobster. (referring to Liz) You had grouper Liz: I had grouper!
S: (sing songy) helping helping helping helping helping helping
S: Alright, so we don't have plastic spoons on our trip.
S: Everyone says "just use metal" I'm gonna attempt to.
H: Why do you normally use plastic?
S: Cause they're lighter and easier. I can't lift metal. H: Yeah.
S: That's what I said. And everyone was like...
H: Nope, Shane forgot to pack his plastic spoons and now he's upset about it.
H: No one else told him not to bring them.
S: But now I'm thinking... oop... that maybe if I channel... my inner hero
H: oh my god.
S: I MIGHT be able
H: I think you might need a bigger spoon they're falling off.
S: With the help of SPINRAZA... a BIGGER?!
H: *laughs* cause they keep falling off.
S: With the help of SPINRAZA
S: Boys... H: *laughs* So obnoxious.
S: Boys and girls....
H: It's gonna fall off.
S: This is what dreams are made of. H: That's gonna fall off!
H: OHHHHHHHH *laughs hysterically* ohhhh nooooo
H: You want me to help??? S: NO!
H: Shaneeeeee S: No.
S: Boys and girls... it's sooo heavy.
H: Is it really a big difference from metal? From your plastic??
S: Yeah. Oh yeah
S: HUHHHHHHHHH... alright...
S: *makes meditating noises*
S: I can do it!
H: I know you can!
S: And if I can't do it, then I'm a loser.
H: *laughs* nope.
H&S simultaneously: Boys and girls... *laugh*
S: This... is for all of you who never thought you could.
H: *is audibly shook* OHHHHHH YAYYYYYY
S: *screams like he just won a fight to the death* H: *laughs*
H: You did it, how does that taste? So so good?
S: Mmmmmmmmmm
S: Now that's a Funyon.
H: I don't know if it's hot enough yet.
H: I filled the coffee wayyy too high, can you see?
H: So...
S: Don't fall in!!
*chipper music*
S: Going for a swim? H: Maybe...
S: You just woke up!!
S: I have a challenge for ya.
S: Alright? H: What? no... I don't think I'm gonna wanna do it.
S: Challenge. H: I don't think I wanna do it.
S: Jump from the edge of the pool, running start, and land right in the middle of that float.
H: No! I don't wanna get wet yet.
S: Try a challenge. H: I will later. I will do that challenge later.
S: You'll fail that challenge. H: No I won't!!
S: It has to be right in the middle like that.
H: I... you think I can't jump into that???
S: From the edge and land in it??? No way. H: Yeah!
H: I'm not gonna do it right now S: Do it.
H: Think I can't jump into that?? S: Yeah. I bet you can't.
H: I don't wanna get wettttt. S: DO IT!
H: It's floating farther away. This is getting unfair.
S: I know it's a real challenge.
S: GO!!!
S: GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
H: It's sooo far away this isn't fair.
S: GO AHEAD.
S: Go!
S: Come on you got this. H: *laughs*
H: Okay. I'm going now.
H&S: *laugh* S: WOWWWWWWW!
H: You thought I couldn't do it! S: That was so impressive.
H: I knew I could.
S: Your little jump was adorable.
H: It was a big jump. And you know I'm bad at jumping.
S: Your BIG jump was adorable.
H: I wanna watch that.
S: I wasn't filming. H: That's okay...
S: I'm kidding I was. H: OHHHH I thought you meant my saving of the ant.
H: Oh I think he's already dead.
S: That ruined that joke. H: I'm sorry ant.
S: We're talking about what we want to do today and debating whether we wanna go to the beach
S: or stay here and just swim by the pool.
H: Or go to a swamp that I found there's an accessible boardwalk through a swamp
S: We're not doing a swamp. We're not doing a swamp.
H: I don't understand why you don't wanna go to a swamp.
S: That sounds like bugs and scary predators that I don't wanna avoid.
H: You wanna see an alligator!
S: Well... I... like...
S: Like...I wouldn't be against seeing an alligator. H: So go to the swamp!
S: If one... if an alligator walked by out there I wouldn't be like "no I don't wanna see it!"
S: but I'm not trying to actively like go find an alligator.
S: I'd much rather just find my inner peace here in the pool.
S: We're talking about going to the beach.
S: The thing about the beach is that I can't drive my chair in the sand
S: and we don't have my beach wheelchair because we can't fly with it.
H: There are beach wheelchairs that we can rent at beaches and people usually think that that's like a great solution.
S: Some beaches like a few beaches H: Yeah a few beaches.
H: Like we've looked up a couple of beaches that have them available to rent.
H: But Shane needs like side support and a specific shaped seat that he has in his wheelchair.
S: A small one. H: And a small one yeah. So they have like these giant beach wheelchairs.
H: And if I put him in that and tried to push it through the sand he would fall out in like a minute.
S: I'd fall out before we begin to move. H: Yeah you would just flop over.
S: I can't sit in those chairs. They're made for very large people and like they want it to be able to fit everyone. H: Yeah one size fits all.
S: What I would like to see done is: every beach has one like paved or wooden walkway down close to the water.
S: And then a small little wooden platform where people that use wheelchairs can park their chairs
H: Yeah true S: and stay in them you know? I would live at the beach if I could go out
S: out onto the... like close to the water easily and comfortably. But right now there's really no good...
S: Even in my beach wheelchair that I have at home, it's not comfortable it's pretty big like the other ones.
H: Yeah you just have like pads put in it. S: I just jam a bunch of pads around me.
S: We didn't bring my razor.
H: We have to start thinking about where we're gonna go to dinner.
H: Find a restaurant. S: It's 8:30AM!
H: Yeah well I wanna be excited about it.
S: Oooo look at that sun flare above your head. Mmm...
H: There's a bug in the pool S: Big cannonball!
S: No no no, NO. H: How do I get the bug out
S: Cannonball. H: I'm tryna get the bug out.
*beautiful bird noises in the background*
H: Before I cannonball on this poor bug. I think it's dead.
H: Okay. I'm not... I'm doing a uhh whatever that is.
S: Don't hit your head on the edge.
H: I won't S: Back up! [???]
S: Don't hit your head. H: I'm not gonna hit my head!
H: Was it big?? S: Yeeeeah! Liz: Yes.
Liz: You didn't hit your butt on the bottom?? H: No.
H: Were you scared that I would? Liz: Yes.
H: I was scared that I would.
S: Ready, Go!
*cool music*
H: Wanna explain what you do? S: No you can.
H: Shane taps my uhh hand with his arm... demonstrate... when he wants to come up for air.
S: I love being under. Ready, go!
*cool music*
S: Ready go
H: He insists on opening his eyes and I hate it.