One thing I was thinking about this morning is
we now have a new Vice President will be sworn
in soon, Kamala Harris.
You do a, a very good Kamala impression.
Yes.
(in Kamala voice) And you know, I do have
a Kamala Harris impression
and the key to it is actually sounding
like you just left happy hour because I'm lit.
I'm so lit.
I am so lit.
(normal voice) Like when she was when she was walking
that morning and she called up Joe Biden
(Kamala voice) Hi Joe, you won, we did it
(normal voice) I was like, yo, she just had a pitcher
of Bloody Mary's, that's what happened.
Like she had to walk, so she could walk
off the Bloody Mary's that's how, right?
Literally, man she just sounds turt.
She's turt. She looks good, she's blendian.
It all works out.
Yeah, I like it. I like it.
Black and Indian, blendian.
You're are you, did I hear correctly that you are working
on a, a new impression Joaquin Phoenix's joker?
Is that right?
I am.
Now what is the key to doing Joaquin Phoenix's joker.
Totally losing your mind
Eating, eating an apple a day.
No, you don't have to do that.
Don't please don't do the Joaquin Phoenix diet.
You will not live, okay, he's different.
All right, he's not from here.
He's that was scary skinny what he got.
He was yo you can literally see his heart
from his backbone.
Like it was so crazy, but,
He was translucent, yeah.
He was, you could see through him.
Cause he was so he was the key to it though.
Conan is, you know, basically,
(talking like Joaquin Phoenix) You have to switch your voice
and talk like this. It's not hard.
They just think we'll just sit there.
Then we won't werewolf and go wild.
We'll just take it like good little boys.
You think guys like Thomas Wayne care about people like me.
They don't,
(normal voice) you know what I mean?
So, and the key to it like I'm saying another key
always stay in character in my house.
So I'm in house, doing things as Joaquin Phoenix.
You're washing dishes, cooking, intercourse,
whatever you need. You know what I mean?
I mean, that's, I mean, that's wild though.
You know? Joaquin Phoenix, some girls like it?
You know what I mean?
It'd be like,
(talking like Joaquin Phoenix) yeah hit the year.
Hit me with your impression.
I'm like, you like that, don't you?
Oh my God.
Is that Joaquin?
Yes, it is and I've been bad, but you've been more bad.
Naughty.
(laughing)
(normal voice) Also stops you from climaxing if you need,
you know, you can always, you can always pull that out.
It stopped me right there.
I was ready to go.
Yo, can I tell you this, once I really did this
with my ex-girlfriend right.
I, you know, it was a little too great and it was
a little too good.
And I was like, yo, you gotta slow down.
You know what I mean?
But you know, women don't listen sometimes, people,
people don't listen.
Exactly, exactly man and women,
Both men and women, but she ain't want to listen.
So I had to pull out the JZ real quick and I laughed.
And then that made her stop.
You know what I mean?
You do a JC laugh that makes everything stop.
That makes everything stop.
Like she was like, yo chill, slow down.
She was like, nah, nah.
I was like, yo chill, slow down.
She was like, nah, I was like (laughs).
She was like why did you do that?
Just ran into the corner, said why did you, just so stupid,
why did you do that?
I was like yeah, because I still want to keep going,
that's why.
That shuts it down.
That's probably tough for Jay Z.
When you think about it.
Oh my gosh.
Probably shutting things down for him.
Yeah, I mean, that's the, I mean, I wouldn't be turned,
I wouldn't be turned on if I was Beyonce.
Ha, ha, ha a little Tickle Me Elmo.
But Na, shout out to Jay, I love Jay Z,
I love, I have to say that.
He's not watching.
Yeah, maybe.