Man, What a Nice day.
Weather's good, lunch was good
My hair's doing that little "swooshy" thing that I like
Man, everything's good!
I wish I had a girlfriend though
Someone to hold hands with, go to the park,
Be really mushy and gross in public and creep out our friends
Oh man, it'd be awesome!
Oh, someone like that. Wonder what her name is?
Oh she's probably got a cute name like "Tiffany" or "Alysha"
Oh and I bet she's super nice, has lot's of funny quirks,
Maybe even an embarrassing tattoo that she got in college
Which, in retrospect, wasn't a good idea at the time...
But at least it makes for a good story.
Man we would be perfect together, and our kids would be adorable!
White, with just a splash of Mexican, so they qualify for scholarships.
Nice to.. uh..
Goodbye Alysha.
I'll always remember you.
Hey that's okay man, that's okay because you know, you're going to get through this.
There's a million fish in the sea. Not that you, you know, like seafood
But you know, there's... also a million bananas in the um..
What do bananas grow on?
Is it bushes?
Do they grow in the ground like potatoes?
No, no, it's definitely bushes
Oh my god look at her!
She's gorgeous!
Okay. Take it easy. Take it easy. Don't screw this up.
Say something witty! Something that makes her laugh.
Like, I'm sorry!
What? No! No, that's not witty that's just..
Okay, okay. Think. Witty response. Hilarious response.
Good thing I'm not a murderer or a rapist otherwise I'd be half way there, you know?
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
How many times do I.. nothing with rape or murder Miles, come on!
Look, you froze up kid. You panicked. It's okay. It's okay!
You just got over Alysha so you're a little rusty
That's why they compare it to baseball. Premature, tackle, offense.
But the game goes on! There is always another inning in baseball.
There's always a.. oh! Ice Cream!
Okay. Here we go.
There she is, and here I am.
This is the one. I'll just have to be witty!
Witty, and charming. Oh! Maybe I'll wink at her.
What if.. what if she doesn't notice my wink.
Or what if she just thinks I've got something in my eye?
I guess I could wink twice, like a double wink?
Oh.. but is two winks coming on too strong?
Okay.. I don't think I even know how to wink.
Let's see.. uh.. she's maybe twenty-something years old.
Works at an ice cream shop.
And she has a bracelet!
Yes! Use that! Good! Bracelets.. bracelets.. bracelets.
Oh, oh, ask her if she gets ice cream on her bracelet while she works
No. That's a horrible idea.
Oh, maybe I should just give her a big tip!
Yeah and put my number in the tip jar so she can call me, yeah!
Yeah do that! And then she'll feel just like a prostitute Miles.
What are you thinking?
Come on! You don't just pay people for love!
Except in.. Pretty Woman. Man, what has Richard Gere lately?
I have not seen him in ages and Julia Roberts..
Howa
So did you want to order something?
Uh.. mhm.
Uh..
One scoop of... chocolate chip cookie dough.
Uh.. sure. That'll be two seventy-nine
I knew I should have winked
Probably out of my league anyways.
He's probably like a doctor, or a lawyer, or something fancy.
Okay, less time with video games and more time practicing talking to guys?
Hi, I'm Tiffany. "Hi Tiffany, I'm boy. You have very pretty hair".
This is stupid.
Maybe I should get a..
Uh.. I was.. I was going to ask you.
If you're not uh.. busy some time
Uh.. could I have some napkins?
Sure.
Uhh do you have any napkins? Come on Miles! What was that?
Get your head in the game!
Should have been like, do you have any napkins? Girls like it when they're the center of attention.
Or do they like it when you're a jerk to them?
Maybe I should steal the tip jar..