Those damn robots taking my job. Shut up
But you know how important tomorrow is for us.
I just can't make it back.
Dude!!
Tomorrow is our 17th friendiversary. What about my gift huh?
(singing) You know on the 17th friendiversary my best friend gave to me... [Array] I know okay
I don't know what else to tell you I gotta go, okay
bye
[Tommy] [Clark]
On April 29 two unlikely Heroes will need courage...
I'm going in
...power, and Friendship. Ratchet and Clank. Rated PG.
Robots are so cool.
Do you think robots are so cool?
Yes.
Are you a lonely loser with melted ice cream on his pants?
that was just ditched by his best friend?
Yes. Well then, we have the perfect robot for you: the robot best friend.
You can make it look any way you want. Oh, and it's so advanced. It. Can't even be knocked over by a large stick
Or your money back! Wow! Call us and order now at 555-7...(ring)
Hello, hi yeah, I want my robot best friend to look just like Mario Lopez, but with less makeup
Yeah, yeah, a lot less makeup. okay bye
Here's your robot best friend. Thanks
greeting ian, I am friend bot nice to meet you. Yeah
Dang it
What the heck was that? sorry I just when the commercial said something about getting my money back
It's okay ian, I forgive
ah
What the flippin heck dude that was uncalled for. you're right. I'm sorry. Yeah
Let's do something else
What do you usually do for fun? Well...
Anthony and I've been working on this really big project called count the bumps on the ceiling where we count the bumps on the
ceiling seventy-six million four hundred Thirty five thousand two hundred eight
Oh My God, dude you were way better at counting than anthony, but just to be sure
one,two
three
four
153
154 I'm bored let's do something else. Great... You made me lose count again
one
Two I'm leaving. wait wait. Fine. Fine fine. We'll do whatever you want
Uh do you want me to make you hot dog. robots don't eat?
Do want to give you deep tissue massage. Robots don't feel. Do you like pedicures. Yes, but my shoes are welded to my feet
uh oh
We could talk about our dreams. Okay me first so last night
I had a dream [it was] you and me and harriet Tubman and we were in a school bus for some reason and we're talking about birds
Oh my God, you are so annoying. I need some space you are suffocating me. Well. I thought you're my best friend
It's not you. It's me
...finding you really annoying
Wait, I can change what can I do to make you love me again?
Okay, Ian, I'll be your friend again. If you can knock me over
Ian...Ian
Haha, now you have to be my best friend. I'm sorry. I forgot my laundry
(singing) On the 17th Friendiversary. My best friend gave to me...
a wiener from a hot dog tree. Oh My God
You found the mythical hot dog tree of Fresno. (singing) The mythical hot dog of Fresno
That's why I was gone so long. This is the stupidest thing I have ever seen. See you losers later
Ouch that really hurt...(exploding)
yes!! pay up [uh]
Gotta count
one two
Hey, thanks to ratchet and clank the movie for making this episode possible click the box on the right to see the trailer for the
Movie which comes out april 29th, [alright] pal you ready you're the galaxy's biggest joke
Click the box on the left to [watch] behind the scenes and bloopers from this episode. [oh], I didn't account for your hair
Oh my goodbye. Oh, and then click the box on the right again to watch every driver ever wait
Where's the driver buckle up? I'm drunk?
And as always click the links down in the [description] below if you are on a touchscreen device
[I] don't know how I'm saying this because I just blew up in the episode oops
(Exploding)