And if you ain't a ho
get up out my trap house
Good morning guys, it is 11:00 a.m. Not doing so good, actually no. I'm doing good.
Lately, I've been waking up at like 8 a.m. cause my mom thinks that it's good when I wake up early so she's been waking me up every day at 8 a.m.
And telling me get your fat *sigh*
Get your ass out of bed, but today 11 because it's Saturday. We deserve a day off right ladies and gents
We have a big day today's a big day, we have a lot of
Tasks, oh my god. I like sneezed and almost peed. Lets get right into it
Oh my god, you know that new dance move on -hold on. I kinda have it. I'm working on it
Please comment down suggestions on how I can improve cause I wanna know how to get better.
Oh my god it's taking forever. What the fuck. Why is it like that hey turn it down guys seriously?
Why is it so overexposed? I literally?
So if you're wondering what we're doing today, I will tell you that right now
And I'll make it short because no one cares for starters. We're gonna go thrifting. I know everybody's probably like oh my god
Thrifting? wow you're so cool and unique also
I'm going to Cody and Noel show and I'm really
Excited about it because we get to see Cody you get to see Kelsey they love them both so I'm really excited to see them
How much Cody's chill so it's gonna be good time so stick so stick around if you're interested in watching me do those things
We have three thrift stores that we're going to today the first one is right next to my house the second one is Salvation Army
And the third one is a st.
Vincent de Paul there was one thing that I wanted to discuss with you all and that is these bad boys hold on a sec
Airpods
Let's talk if you don't know what they are okay?
I almost just hit this little kid because he's being so fucking stupid literally grow a brain bitch. Just kidding my god
This kids really being stupid. He's like riding a scooter in the middle of the street as if like he's invincible bitch
You're not like stopping a little tool okay, baby
Hey, dude
the little kid almost just went in front of my car again with his fuckin scooter like I don't know who this kid is but
He needs help. Anyways, airpods. Yes or no the short answer is yes the long answer is
Fuck yes
They are so overpriced and they are in fact a waste of money
But they're basically headphones that you can just shove into your earlobes and fuck you. Oh, it's an old person. It's fine
They're basically headphones
but they're bluetooth and
They fit your ears like Jesus Christ Himself would fit right into your ear if he was a headphone
They don't fall out very easily
They do sometimes fall out, but it takes a lot for them to fall out considering that they're just floating in your ears
I'll show you how they look they just shove into your ear like that
They look really sick like when you're wearing them you look like a fuckin genius, I just turned on the wrong Street god
Damn it anyways amazing investment
I am so glad that I bought them probably one of the best purchases of my life sick right the only thing that happened to
Me that was a little bit disturbing. I was chillin at my desk all of a sudden
I
accidentally bumped one of them out of my ear which is a rare occurrence usually they just say in your ear all the time and
Never even like budge. That's the word is it the word budge never even budged
Yeah, they don't budge, but sadly it fell out and it fell into my shirt first
I took off my hoodie to see if I could like jiggle it out somewhere couldn't find it then I took off my
Shirt mind you I was alone so this is not weird well
it's still kind of weird and couldn't find it then I think that they might have fallen into my
Pants or like into my pocket because I was wearing sweats, so I'd pull down my sweatpants next thing
I know I'm fucking naked and I still have not found my air pod
I soon realized that it had been on my seat the whole time
And I just had failed to check to see if it was it on my seat and there it was that's the only negative
Experience that I've had with an air pod so far and honestly is that really detrimental, No
Thank you so much. Apple for another great product I Stan
Can hate that word, but now that we've had our little air pod rant. Let's go through it, but first
You have no clue what I'm listening to right now ooh swag
My god
Literally gonna dog oh my god. I can't believe this is happening right now. Oh
We got it
That was the scariest moment of my life my air pod fell in between
My seat and like the glove compartment or whatever. I was so fucking scary. I'm literally shaking okay anyway
I thought it was gone forever. It wasn't though so we're fine
I have never had a more successful thrift trip in my fucking life. I got so much good shit
I might not even go to the other two thrift stores because I just got so much shit okay before I do this haul I'm
Gonna make it quick and I'm gonna make it spiffy
I might even make it a try on haul if I'm feeling generous, but you'll find out later
I spent thirty dollars on all of this shit. Just get ready. I got so much stuff, okay
I didn't try on anything, so I don't even know some of the stuff
I might not even like and I might sell it
But anyways this big hoodie thing that has like buttons super freaking cool and swag
Grandpa would definitely wear that but we work with it
I got a shit ton of t-shirts so get ready first one edible arrangements how fucking sick is that that's just funny
I just can't wait to wear that and have people be like why another graphic tee that will confuse everyone, Nintendo
How fun is that like I was a ds4 next these pants are weird, and I'm gonna get judged
But I don't care if they're these like stretchy waist pants. They kind of look like nurse pants
These are literally the ugliest pieces of shit. I've ever seen I don't know what these are what is this?
What is this who would ever wear this? I literally look like I'm like I don't know
I don't know what I regret this then I got these okay
These aren't even my size, and I'm just gonna sell them on my deep hop probably unless they somehow fit okay
I don't know why I was so attracted to them, and they also kind of look like nurse pants
But like just bear with me here. They're kind of like cargo pants, but like not like thin
Um not only do these not fit me at all, but they're also really fucking weird. I regret this also
I got this like weird
inclination to go look into the plague little boys section
Who kind of sounds creepy like the young men's section which I normally don't do cuz usually like child sizes wouldn't fit me
But I guess today was an exception. I found these SiC high-waisted jeans by the brand
Premium jeans where they're so cool. They have these like really cool. Details right here. This is like route 66
They're so sick next another t-shirt
I don't know why I just kind of like how it's like Hawaiian style and I can just tuck it into jean shorts for the
Summertime this next shirt is funny
It says camping chick, and I just think that something about that's really kind of funny
And I also love this color like olive green and also just look how sick she is
Okay, this next thing is kind of frumpy, but whatever I think it's cool
It's like hoodie material, but it has buttons like that this would like some leggings and like converse just really get chill day
Okay this next thing sorry I'm talking so fast
There's just so much shit and like you don't want a detailed description these next things are really cool
And they probably won't fit me and now that I'm like looking at them like they're kind of big, but they're so cool
and it's these Levi's they're like a really interesting color I
Could literally eat cereal out of this in holes next thing
I've never really seen anything like it so I thought they're kind of cool. They're like these cargo pants
They're really soft and comfy material. Do you can be honest you don't really like these pants, so I'm probably gonna sell them
Oh, maybe pop they're really fucking ugly, but I mean they're kind of cool
I guess but they're really ugly on me, so yeah, it's the thought that counts
I don't really like camo that much anymore. I kinda have like a camo face now
I'm not really into it so I kind of like these cargo pants that like don't have camo on them
That's really what I'm vibing goods lately
I've just been really vibing with it so yeah last, but not least another stupid t-shirt honestly
My mom's gonna be so mad at me for buying all these t-shirts because they take up so much space and I like never wear
Them it's just like Vineyard shirt. I just thought that the design on it was like kind of cool
I don't know why I just liked it like it
Just spoke to me and I didn't fight the feeling so that was it that was my thrift haul it was good
I guess I'll see you at the next thirst or peace out
I
Don't know what's happening today, but I've like never had a better thrifting experience in my life like I literally got so much shit
So let's just do another haul I definitely got less stuff, but like still I'm sure as heck not mad
So let's just get right into it first thing. What is this? Oh? Yeah, Navy turtleneck it has this cool little detail on it
It's a turtleneck and I love turtlenecks, so I got this just playing that turtleneck. I don't really know why I got it
I like this kind of knit like this kind of I don't know if it's cotton or
yes, yes cotton sweaters because they're less itchy so that was a cool thing that I got I bet it was owned by a
Grandma, but I don't really care next I got this big kind of like oversized just shirt
And I also got this because I like the material and I just think it's like so comfortable
I don't know. I kind of like something about that stripe. It just gives me kind of 90s vibes even though
I don't know shit about the 90s so next thing I got is dead-ass the best shit. I've ever thrifted in my life
It's this fuckin pink and green collared long-sleeve. It's Ralph
Lauren which is just sick, and it's just like so perfect like it's literally the most perfect thing EE
It's the most perfect thing I've ever seen there's only 10 bucks
Which is a little bit expensive, but I don't really care
so yeah next it's an Oxford College or Oxford University kind of like a
Collared hoodie thing so sick like I don't know why I'm so obsessed with this
I just love the like collegiate thing, and it was literally three dollars like why would my mind's made like Harry Potter?
So that's good cuz I love Harry Potter last, but not least I got some pants. These are just like khaki style pants
I can't tell if they're navy or black. I think they're black. I don't know just a good basic
I also like the style of like khaki pants
And I haven't been able to find ones that I like really love and I feel like these are really cool
So I might love them this guy's staring at me blocking my car and calling it a day
Okay, really freaked out right now feel like I'm gonna die whatever and then I know I said
I was gonna go to another fur store today, but I am not anymore
I also have a story to tell you guys because I don't know I like to update you on my life about something shitty that
Happened to me yesterday, and I just thought maybe I tell you about it, so here's what happened yesterday ID
I would postmates a burrito to my house
And I was very specific that I wanted whole-wheat tortilla in two sides of salsa pretty self-explanatory you think apparently not
I was very excited about it and it arrives at my house my new I had not eaten yet that day
I was starving I was basically ravenous. Literally could have bit off someone's head if I was tempted enough
I opened it up and already an issue arises. Okay. I noticed that there is no salsa
They didn't give me my side of salsa, but I was like hey
Do you know what everybody makes mistakes everybody has those days?
I'm not gonna worry about it today is not the day we're not gonna freak out about this today
We're gonna be chill. We're gonna be nice. I'll just have my burrito dry and crusty
It's fine, so I wait a minute and kind of contemplate my life, and then decide that I would buy all over a plane's
File like a complaint on post mates and just feel like they forgot my salsa like it's not a big deal
But if you could give me a refund news the right lane after filing my complaint which was not a big deal
I'm not like some sort of speak to the manager had a bitch. I'm pretty chill in life
I bite into my burrito and immediately when I bite in a half a mile very soon after biting into this burrito
Do I realize that this is not what I ordered I didn't expect
What was gonna happen next my burrito had a tomato in it not like diced tomatoes like that kind of salsa or whatever?
I'm just talking about one big fat in round ass tomato mind you I don't like tomatoes
One of my least favorite foods I hate Tomatoes
I will eat tomato sauce I will eat ketchup
I sound like such a fucking bitch right now
And I thought life couldn't get any worse and I was right it really couldn't get any worse. Oh wait
Yes, it could so then I go to file another complaint and be like hi not only
Did you not give me salsa?
But you also put tomato in my fucking burrito and you know what when I'm eating a burrito the last thing
I want is any sort of fruits or vegetable okay, I'm eating a burrito because I want a burrito
I don't want a fucking salad bitch. I want a burrito
I went to go file another complaint, and it said you already filed one complaint about this order
And you can't file another one, at this point. I lose it. I am just crying
I tell my mom about this my mom is furious
She actually gets mad at me, and I'm like mom the postmates messed up my order. Why are you angry at me?
She just starts yelling at me. I'm like mom. I didn't mess it up. I like showed her my receipt
I'm like this is what I ordered. This is what they gave me. Why are you yelling at me? She just keeps yelling?
I'm like mom you don't understand. This is not in my control. This is not my fault mom
There's a lot of things that I do that are bad, and you can yell at me for those
But this is the one situation in life where I actually am in the right, and I am actually the victim
She doesn't stop yelling , the next thing i know
me and my mom are in a full-fledged argument over an incorrect post mates burrito orders, is that sad?
Yeah, it's really fucking sad. Post mates, you messed up my burrito and now my family is falling apart
So I'm at the show I met some friends guys I actually have friends so crazy do you want to meet them right now?
It's me feeling good, okay. Oh is this not a picture I
I Love having a mom
Dude, when Kelsey is a mom can I babysit yeah? You'll be like 20 yeah, but I don't make exceptions
It'll be like $50 an hour, but like a good time
hi emma um
Think I can do e I
Pay them to be my friend costed a lot of money, so let's hope that you guys think I have friends now
Align my chakras