Greetings guys, gals, and non-binary pals and welcome back to another video!
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I'm back here again, once again, first thing in the morning. Just woken up.
Here with my nice cup of coffee in my gay Appa mug, ready to...
Ready to start my day off right by getting frustrated...
And confused at sh_t people say on the internet, so...
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Yeah. So today, I didn't explain...
Today's video, we're going back through Bad Women's Anatomy.
Whenever I ask for like video ideas what you want to see from me, Bad Woman's Anatomy, people love this one, people love this subreddit.
I get asked to do it all the time and so that's what we're doing.
We're gonna do it again because it's always funny.
Um, and maybe it'll be different first thing in the morning. Who knows.
And also, as always, Bad Women's Anatomy happens to tie very nicely into today's sponsor, Intimina.
Who I will tell you a little bit more about later on.
Um... I'm going on yes.
Yeah, I think after 24 months in the womb...
Probably.
I don't think it's coming out anytime soon.
24 months. Imagine being pregnant for two years.
Imagine if the like fetus was growing that entire-
You would be dead like well before the 24 months.
Oh my god.
You have No Nut November? Pft. I have No Ovulate October.
That's what we should try to do. We should all try to come together and stop ovulation for the month of October.
I don't know how we're gonna do it, but we should just do it.
We should just figure- We should figure it out. That sounds like a good idea.
No Ovulate October? Fantastic.
It's definitely how it works, yeah? We can control that, right?
Just like how you control your period with your bladder? You control your ov- ov- ovules? Ovaries with your mind and willpower.
You can just will it away.
Um.....
I hate to break it to you, my guy...
But...
Yes, we do.
Like, the vagina itself doesn't have a ton of pleasure things in it,
Because, you know, we have to push a baby out of that and if you've got a lot of sh_t that's feeling stuff in there, that's gonna hurt like a b_tch.
So that's why the clitoris is there. That's-
That's where the pleasure comes from there. Because...
You don't have to push a baby through that, so it's allowed to feel a lot of stuff.
And if you choose to ignore that the clitoris exists, that sounds like a you problem.
That- What?
You can use a tampon whether you're a virgin or not. Doesn't matter.
You can use- You can use whatever you want.
Pad, tampon, menstrual cup, reusable pad, whatever you want.
They're all fine. Nothing's gonna- Nothing's gonna damage you. Nothing's gonna hurt you. Just use whatever you like.
Tampons can f_ck up the bacteria? I mean, keeping the tampon in for too long is gonna f_ck up the bacteria, obviously.
You can get infections and stuff, but that's why you change them regularly.
I don't- This feels like a man wrote it.
You can use whatever you want as long as you are comfortable.
There's no rules about what you can and can't use or how old you have to be or whether you're a virgin or not.
There's literally no rules. Just do what works for you and what makes you comfortable.
And a type of natural product that we've been talking about more and more recently over the past few years are menstrual cups.
I switched to menstrual cups about four years ago and I am really, really happy that I did.
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Which is really, really cool.
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if the woman's belly was glass no one else would support abortion because you could see the miracle that happens inside
We literally have ultrasounds.
That's literally what an ultrasound is. It's so you can look in and see what's going on.
If a woman's belly was made out of glass I feel like more people would advocate for abortions because that would be f_cking terrifying.
Do you know how terrifying f_ckin tiny little fetuses would look?
If you saw that growing constantly?
And also the fact that you would just see a load of organs in there and like ribs expanding and organs moving and being like kicked and sh_t.
Bro?
The- N- I also feel like it would act as really good contraception for other people around.
Oh my god. Literally what an ultrasound is for.
You can see what's going on in there, you just need an appointment for it.
Like- Also if your belly was made out of glass, you would- you would smash.
If a baby was growing in there, it would smash.
This worst analogy I've ever read.
No, that's zero women.
That's none.
You don't know how women work.
I think there's a very select few women who do climax from giving oral,
But I think a lot of the time there's also like...
Self-stimulation involved in that.
I think it's very rare for women to climax from just from giving head.
That's not a thing that really happens.
And I also like am very sceptical that you have ever had sex with anyone.
And if you have, extra sceptical that they've ever... climaxed... at all.
And you're just completely speaking out of your ass here, my guy.
You're just looking like a little bit of an idiot. You're like making it obvious that you're lying.
This is the thing that always gets me, right? Is, they're like-
"Boobs are sexual. Boobs are sexual. You have to cover your boobs because they're sexual."
That's not even how society views it. We view purely the nipple as sexual.
I don't know what it is and why, but like, you can have your whole boob out as long as you're covering the nipple.
Which is so strange because men also have nipples.
A very large majority of us have nipples. Like it doesn't matter your gender, there are nipples.
So surely, it would be the boob that's sexual, and not the nipple.
Like, it should be the other way around.
You have to cover your whole boob and leave only the nipple.
Why is it just the nipple that's sexual?
That doesn't make any sense. We all have f_ckin nipples.
Why can't I show my whole boob and it's like, "That's fine" and then I show my nipple and you're like, "Oh! Think of the children! Everyone cover your eyes!"
That doesn't make any sense. That's the stupidest logic in the entire world.
We have developed like a gaze, we have said that "boobs are sexual" and thus it has been like, enforced that boobs are sexual.
Like, yeah, it's an erogenous zone, you can get pleasure out of having your nipples played with or whatever.
But men can too.
Firstly.
Anyone can have arousal from like nipple play, doesn't matter your gender.
We all have different erogenous zones.
Some people are really f_ckin turned on by feet and they will like...
Fet a lot of pleasure out of having their feet played with or their f_ckin, like, specific parts of their arms and stuff.
We don't say that we have to cover those up because some people get like pleasure out of it.
It's- Same with your neck.
A lot of people are aroused by people like kissing, biting their neck and things like that.
We don't have to f_ckin wear scarves all the time just because we're like, "Necks are sexual because you get pleasure out of having them touched."
No.
No. Stop making up rules and controlling bodies.
If men can show their nipples, we should be able to show our nipples as well.
We can already show our whole ass f_ckin boob.
I don't understand why we have to cover the nipples.
Like, it doesn't make any sense. It's literally the most stupid logic in the entire world. It makes no f_ckin sense.
It's so stupid.
This is quite funny.
It is quite funny. Like, that's a common theme with a lot of these, right?
Is a lot of these are men liking to pretend that they're top sh_t at sex
And they're like, "I can please a woman. I haven't because like every woman I've come encounter with has had like a broken vagina, but I- But I could!"
"I'm the best at sex. I have no proof. I've never actually done a good job before. But like I'm a f_ckin man."
No.
This is one of my favorite things that I've read. I don't know why that's so funny to me.
That's so funny. That sounds like a six-year-old wrote it.
When will people learn that we don't pee out of the vagina. That's not how it works.
How do they think it works?
Because we push a baby out of your vagina, so obviously it has to be linked to your uterus, right?
How would pee get in there?
What do they think happens to the baby when you need to pee?
Do they think the baby is just like swimming in like...
Your pee just in your uterus and your baby just floats in it?
What do you think happens?
Pee does not come out of the vagina. Please, can we like teach that at school or something?
Oh my goodness.
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