Ryan: Why are we dressed like this?
Greg: We're supposed to be homeless..
cause, like, we haven't done it in a while.
Ryan: We haven't done it in so long, so we look old.
Ryan: So we go a little less homeless..
*laughs*
Ryan: Well this bit doesn't work.
Ryan: Welcome back to another episode of I
DARE
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!
We take your dares
Put them in a hat
and if we draw it
the player council then decides how many points its worth based on how daring of a dare it is
if the player passes, another player can take the steal
DUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN DUUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
The first player to get ten points will get something amazingly not amazing
as well as their name in the hall of fame
NOPE jk they get the ball of lame. basically just write your name on a ball of aluminum foil
It's pretty lame
[Conversation]
Ryan: One point! Two points! Three points!
what really happens during that animation?
You do it Derrick, yeah you do it Derrick
Alright, so the person with the least amount of points has to do the loser dare, I am about to write it right now
Nice Derrick! Nice Derrick
how do we decide who goes first?
We make up like a thing
spin the bottle, stab your hand the hardest with a fork,
No not that again
[witch laughter]
Draw out the longest chip
oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Don't Squeal around, no cheating
You guys are just going to go like this... Oh wait
[laughter]
AWWWWW!!!
It's actually hard to grab
(laughter) Go Derrick! [Ryan] Wait as it goes on... Ohhhhh Derrick! Paco's first I Dare You ever, it better be good. [Paco] I'm gonna win! [Ryan] That's what you said about Parkourse (pig snorting)
Throw a egg on a car outside and go lick it of you must swallow what does that mean ohhhh, lick it off. I won't do that on my car. Lick it off the tire. Ohhhh, that's even more gross
[Paco] That more gross! [Ryan] That is more gross
Derrick is not here, but we're thinking about changing it from the car to this dirty trash can because it's dirty you're
changing it to a trash can but we're gonna bump up let's say 3 - that's easy
How about this, how about this? Keep the shells in there for extra point for I don't want that I don't yeah
that's too many points veto I'll do all that for three
so please agree to the three yes all right Greg I'll let you do the honors
bro can you break this egg for me I
wondered why you squashes the egg in there think you said three for the show sorry
I've messed up the egg crack oh (slurping noises) two points for the whole thing that's one
point what though Derrick didn't get it Paco got a point
come on that come up boys you know what this is your game this game is about
being gross you're when I'm a disgusting person I know okay I dared to let other
players choose an item for you to brush your teeth with Oh Paco found a broom
and we're debating what to put on top yeah you don't have to eat it but this
is now I know you don't like Mayo so two boys to do that with mail go on three
point what's 30 put like leg hair and stuff on there such a three point okay
I'll do it alright let's make it then I hate me oh dude how much you get a nice
100 its on expensive how much - so much hair you come into it but just go quick
I say for five seconds already got one
that manaizy fresh smile I got manual in my lips they're not gonna be chapping, it's all got chapped off
let's go Will!!! I dare you to pick your nose with a hot
Cheeto, yeah we got some extra extra hot so we're gonna test it out to see what
how many points is worth got tobits I hate spicy stuff so that's barely in the
dirt no it's in there I could feel the tingle right now so well how many point
is that word I'll say two points two points for will around yeah go oh this
See, he already gets one point now one when it gets back to him. you I dare you to faceplant
on five different things let me ask you this what kind of point value are
looking another four three or four when you face nine is this like a scorpion
FaceTime my scorpion face man you know like wonder legs like kick up over their
head oh like the stepboys one what what is a
basement to you then then a why just put my face on the ground right on that
being putting your face on the ground face mine is like this that's a face
yeah yeah we got some flour and then we got some vacuum dirt look at the season
(Music + Evil Laughing)
I'll juice do boy okay I got a measure
I dare you to chug as much hot sauce as you can okay we got here we got Tabasco
Louisiana hot side sriracha how much is this worth I need to how do I know we
should do we should have salted the rim with some hot cheetos it's not too late
something to sriracha oh I smell it there's like a tomato shot hurt just like when (Choking)
down the wrong tube - oh that was burnt yeah Derrick!!! Zero point Derrick they call him! Fill a hat with Legos and where then wear it and do a
head spin Oh where's the Legos at?
Ok, we adjusted it because Derrick is a breakdancer we're gonna let Derek's
breakdance the 20 seconds he's gonna have to put on socks and gloves filled
with Lego so we get a show let's do it go how many points is this
oh we just like after receiving boom 5 6 7 star
look at all these cuts to all three points right there
three point five go paint it wax the top of your hand yeah I don't want to do
that you're knocking Siri I don't think we even need to wax it would you die for
that
Welcome to the barber shop I'm Derek I'm going George Costanza. -Greg- all right here we go Derek
great this is crazy dude do you look like a samurai yeah this is the final I
think we need a loser dare let's just finish you with this this is like way
better than
yeah I'm taking turn on the ACS is hot
Went out then, eating with the guys, with the guys and I came here to visit Erika.
Derek- 'How you doing' Erika- 'Hey'
Derek- What's so funny? Erika- I don't know why are you recording me
I dunno
'It's time for me to get a haircut what do you think' (Erika laughs with shock)
Erika- Why'd you do that? Derek- Do I look good or what
Yeah you look good horror
*Laughter*
Were you the only one that did that or somebody else did it? I'm the only one
Why? *gasps* that's coz you guys filmed I dare you huh? Yeah. Did you at least win?
Oh I won. YouTube does things