- Now they got the Squarepants guy going to the taco store.
- That's a good one.
You almost got me, but I'm not gonna laugh.
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- (FBE) Today, we'll be showing you a series of videos,
and you know the drill. No smiling or laughing.
- Damn it. (groans) You know I'm gonna lose.
- I'm bad at these. - Let's see how bad I do this time.
- You already have me smiling, so this is gonna be very difficult.
- I'm a very happy person. I'm terrible at these.
- Oh, cool. This time, I'm gonna do it.
- (FBE) As always, these videos were chosen
by fans who think they can make you laugh.
- If I lose, it's all your fault.
- I accept your challenge. I don't think I'll win,
but I'm gonna try really, really, really hard.
- I am totally confident I can overcome your challenge.
- We'll see, you guys. I'm really-- I'm gonna really--
this is gonna be an impenetrable fortress.
You just wait.
- (woman) Here you go, Asher.
(goat farts) - (Asher yells)
- (woman) Here you go, Asher.
(goat farts) - (Asher yells)
- (laughs)
(buzzer)
- (woman) Here you go, Asher.
(goat farts) - (Asher yells)
- (woman laughs)
- Dang it! (buzzer)
(goat farts) - (Asher yells)
- Did that goat just fart?
(goat farts) - (Asher yells)
- I've had similar reactions when people and goats fart.
- (woman) There we go.
Perfection. - Ooh.
- (woman) Damn. Look, I look like Mona Lisa right now. Hold up.
- No, you don't.
- (woman) Look, I look like Mona Lisa right now. Hold up.
- You are a Mona Lisa. Beautiful.
- (woman) I look like her, huh? - You do.
- She's got intense confidence, so good on her.
- ♪ Whoa, we're halfway there ♪ - SquidwardCentral?
- (singing along) ♪ Whoa, oh ♪ - ♪ Squidward on a chair ♪
- Okay, that just makes no sense.
(buzzer)
- ♪ Squidward on a chair ♪ - That's a good one.
You almost got me, but I'm not gonna laugh.
I'm not laughing.
(laughs)
Squidward on a chair. I mean, come on. It was a good one.
(buzzer)
- ♪ Squidward on a chair ♪
- (inhales deeply) Mm. - ♪ Take my hand ♪
♪ We'll make it, I swear ♪
♪ Oh ♪ - ♪ Squidward on a chair ♪
- Ha ha, good so far. Ha ha.
Wait a minute. (buzzer)
- ♪ Squidward on a chair ♪
- No.
- (Kondwani) Hello, my name's Kondwani.
- Oh, I've seen this!
- (Kondwani) And I will be attempting the longest "ya boi"...
- Ya boi. - (Kondwani) ...ever.
Got my drink just in case.
- (amused) Just in case. [Bleep] I laughed.
Just in case what?
You become so dehydrated from your "ya boi"?
(buzzer)
- Just in case. All right. (exhales nervously)
(softly) All right. - He's warming up.
- Ya boii... - You got it.
("boi" continues)
- Dang. - He does this for like 50 seconds.
He's got hella lung capacity.
He's insane. Oh, did I just smile?
(buzzer)
("boi" continues)
- That's pretty impressive. - He can control his breath,
that's for sure. Very talented.
- He's got a really good technique going here.
- Is he gonna pass out?
- Don't stop now. You're in this deep.
I'm impressed. - He's back.
- ♪ Ya, boi, boi, boi, boi ♪ - I gotta deal with him again?
- ♪ Boi, boi, boi, boi, boi ♪
♪ Boi ♪ - Oh my god.
- ♪ Yeah, boi, boi, boi, boi, boi, boi ♪
- (chuckles) You can't throw in a little Thomas the Train.
I was doing so good. I made it through the whole "ya boi."
(buzzer)
- ♪ Ya boi, boi, boi, boi ♪
♪ Boi, boi, boi ♪ - Nah.
- ♪ Boi, boi, boi, boi ♪
♪ B-boi, boi, boi, b-boi ♪
- Mm. Why did you do that to me?
- I've had enough of this guy.
- ♪ Ya boi ♪ ♪ (electronic music) ♪
- It's kind of catchy.
- (sighs)
I want to. I want to, 'cause I like this song.
♪ (electronic music) ♪
- Now, it looks like he's in chocolate land or something.
- Ya boi dance party.
- Do you need your drink now?
(seal vocalizing)
(seal continues vocalizing)
- Are you okay?
- It's actually cute.
- It's okay.
(seal vocalizing) - Egg?
- They're taking the animals and translating their grunts
and groans into English.
(seal yelling) - No.
(seal vocalizing) - Are you trying to speak?
(seal vocalizing)
- Something about legs.
(seal vocalizing) - No.
Sounds like me after too much drinking sometimes,
but no, no.
- There's your romantic couple.
- (Rose) I'll never let go, I promise.
- Uh, yes you will.
You just did.
- But didn't you just let go?
♪ ("Under the Sea") ♪ - (laughs) God-- no. (groans)
Damnit! No! (buzzer)
♪ ("Under the Sea") ♪
- Oh my god.
- (man) It's a Del Taco.
They got a new thing called free-sha, free-sha-va-ca-doo.
- What the heck?
♪ (light, upbeat music) ♪ - It's Spongebob.
- (man) Free-sha-va-ca-doo.
- Now they got the Squarepants guy going to the taco store.
(bats squeaking)
- (man) Free-sha-va-ca-doo. - Mm-mm.
- ♪ Where are you ♪
(ding) - (FBE) You won.
- I did? - (FBE) You did!
- I can smile and laugh now? - You can laugh.
- (relieved) Oh. (laughs)
(ding) - Did anybody laugh at any of those?
- They were really good videos, actually.
They were pretty funny.
- I have a very similar sense of humor
to all of our viewers out there, so thank you, thank you
for making me laugh another day.
- Thanks for watching, everyone.
- Subscribe for new shows every week.
- Submit a video in the comments that you want featured on this show.
- Bye. - Hey guys, I'm Zach,
one of the producers of the React Channel.
I am now going to try to attempt my longest goodbye ever.
Goodbye.