- Everything is cooler,
in slow mo.
Like, popcorn being popped, cars crashing into a wall,
soccer balls hitting your face, it's cooler, slowed down.
You get the point, we're reacting to the coolest
slow mo clips on the planet.
It wouldn't be a slow mo video if we didn't
kick it off with The Slow Mo Guys.
- They are the kings of slow mo.
(background coins jingling)
- Look at that.
- And I love how silly he looks in that balloon;
he looks so happy.
- Wait a minute.
Is he, not wearing pants?
- He might be naked.
- If he's naked, don't worry, I'll blur it.
- Ah! He's not naked.
- [Jimmy] Okay.
- I mean
- Good thing, he had pants on.
- Good, thank God he had pants on.
- That would have been bad if he didn't.
- Next clip, aye, first the balloons were filled
with water, and now they got paint in them.
This guy's face is just getting bullied.
- Oh my gosh, this looks so pretty!
- This is really cool.
This looks like what would be on like a Sony TV at Best Buy.
- [Jimmy] Yeah, when walk around in Walmart,
and you see all that stuff.
- And now they're going go
- Look at his face!
- That's really cool.
- Bro!
I, ah, don't even know what to say,
that just looks epic.
Mouse trap versus hot dog.
This is to finally answer the age old question,
"What happens if your weenie gets stuck at a mouse trap?"
- What would happen?
- If I just put my weenie there?
- We're not saying you want to,
we're just saying your brain has intrusively thought,
- thought of it.
And thankfully for science,
we have slow mo cameras to test it.
- Okay, so, to start off with,
your weenie is getting sliced.
- Yeah, all, wait, is it a clean slice?
- It's almost a clean slice,
- almost a clean slice.
- That would be recoverable with like
- No, it was a clean break.
- Oh my goodness!
I should have watched to the end,
cause I would have seen that it was a clean slice.
- Now, you know,
don't put your weenie in a mouse trap.
- Tennis racket, covered in powder.
(ball hitting racket)
- [Presenters] Whoa!
- Bro, this is what I'm saying,
"Slow mo is the coolest invention ever."
- We would've never known this existed.
- I'm just gonna say it out loud, right?
- Say it out loud.
- Valerius killed like half the people that have ever
lived on earth, right?
Right?
- I didn't expect that was what was gonna be
said out loud.
- Wait, go along with me,
and you know, and we found ways to stop it.
- Uh, huh.
- This is cooler than that.
- Wow, that's a hot thing.
- Tell me it's not.
- I just didn't see that coming.
(cut cue sounding)
- Bro, look at that!
- Here's the thing,
why did the universe do that?
You know, science didn't know we were gonna have
slow mo cameras.
- Yeah, why didn't the simulation just wipe it?
So, this baseball is fired at a thousand miles an hour.
- One, two,
- Wow. - three,
- Wow. - four,
- Wow. - five,
- This is crazy. - six.
- Oh man, the ball is just getting messed up.
- Seven,
- It's still going. - eight,
- Does it make the ninth?
(background xylophone trilling)
How will I sleep,
if I don't know how many baseball gloves
it takes to stop it?
- If only you had a successful series
of YouTube channels where you could test it on any of them.
- You're forgetting that in exactly five minutes,
I'll forget this ever existed.
- That is true.
- See this car?
- Mhmm.
- It's jamming into that wall at 120 miles per hour.
(background distant combusting)
- This Toyota Corolla is not gonna exist in 0.5 seconds.
- It's a Ford focus.
- Hey, focus on these nuts.
- Put that in.
Boom!
- [Narrator] The car decelerates from 120 miles,
- I think the car decelerates into a pancake,
- [Narrator] with its occupants experiencing peaks.
- What occupants?
They don't exist anymore.
They got banished to the shadow realm.
- Skateboarding in slow mo.
- He did a kick flip!
- I'll just say it, this guy talks to women.
- He does talk to women.
- You can tell.
Ooh, that looks cool!
Wait, so this is a sub woofer with paint.
Here's the thing though,
this pales in comparison to when I ate cereal
out of a subwoofer.
Play it!
(background electric tune riffing)
- [Presenter 2] We ruined so many speakers,
and had to buy so many speakers.
Why didn't we cover them in saran wrap?
God, we were stupid!
- I was probably a teenager back then.
- You were barely not a teenager anymore.
- I was like, 19.
- Wait, how old are you?
- 23.
- Because I'm twenty-, oh my God,
I'm twenty-five, about to be twenty-six.
- You're going to die.
- I'm going to die,
- You're going to die.
- sooner than than everybody watching
this video probably.
- [Jimmy] You're old! Okay.
(Jimmy sharp gasping)
- Myanmar, or whatever the freak it's called.
Who cares?
- Did you just talk about the country?
- That is a country.
- [Jimmy] Bro!
- Dude, I don't know.
- [Jimmy] What did Myanmar do to you?
- I have a child,
so I don't know Thor's hammer's name.
Yo, everybody who likes Marvel, is just
(aggressive keyboard typing)
- Alright, so, first things first,
his cheek just scrunches in, that's normal,
but this is where it gets crazy,
every time I see this clip.
Look at his nose.
His entire face is distorting to the soccer ball.
Look at that!
- That is incredible.
- Breaking an egg with the towel.
- Whoa, holy!
That was very sick.
Can we see that, like, 10 more times, very fast?
(background rock tune riffing)
- How about a thousand?
- Thank you.
Dude, why didn't we think of this?
We're stupid!
- This is cool.
- How did we never do this when we were
doing slow mo videos?
We're literally idiots.
- You're an idiot, yes.
Alright, so a golf ball flinging at a wall.
- Is that a golf ball?
- It goes flat,
and then it reshapes.
- I thought that was styrofoam.
- You're kidding me, no way!
Oh, I've seen this clip.
Watch this, watch this, watch this!
This is crazy.
Look at his arm, look at this.
Look at that!
- That's insane.
- And then, he just rotates the ball instantly.
Watch.
- Eww, that can't be healthy, dog!
Firing a two inch gun in slow motion.
Pew!
- That actually will work?
- Yeah.
- I'm never gonna feel safe again now.
- If you Rob me with a two inch gun,
you can have it, you won.
- This next clip's by my boy, Mark Rober.
He created a contraption to troll.
- We all saw the video.
(set keyboarding clicking)
- Dude, touch my hand one more time.
- Put your hand where my hand is, I dare you.
- My hand is
- I will throw down.
- My hand is touching my thigh.
- Okay.
- Your thigh
- That's how close he was to my thigh.
- Man, I'm on a box!
- We're reacting to Mark Rover's video,
it's not about you.
- [Chris] Nobody cares about Mark Rover.
- [Jimmy] Agreed.
Mark Rover's old news.
He's washed up.
- No, Mark Rover's just old.
- Oh, true, true true.
- We love you, Mark.
These are jokes.
We're allowed to make these jokes,
because Mark is our friend.
- You can make fun of people, if you're friends with them.
- The sign of true friendship.
This was a really good video though.
- Bro, they can give the two inch boxing gloves
to the guy with the two inch gun.
- Yeah!
And then, dude, he'll be unstoppable.
- Oh, oh, oh!
- Whoa!
- Oh!
- Yo, if they had put two pieces of bread,
with peanut butter and jelly on one side,
they would've made a sandwich.
- It would've been world's thinnest sandwich.
- [Announcer] Look at how high off the ground,
the back, the right hand side car is.
- Look at how high off
- Quite high, isn't it?
- That car got high.
- Quite high, isn't it?
- I reckon.
- I love making fun of British people.
(Chris beatboxing)
- Don't worry guys.
I wear my seatbelt; I would be fine.
That's a dog shaking.
And now I'm gonna show you it in slow mo.
- It's already cute enough.
(surprised gasping)
He's getting all the water off his body.
Look at his smiley face.
He's like, oh yeah, this feels good.
- Slow mo guitar strings.
Oh, that's cool.
- That is really cool.
- Is that how that makes the sound?
- Mhmm.
What you're hearing is the vibration,
and the guitar being projected out.
Science!
(loud pitchy crooning)
(glass cracking)
That guy looks like Jacksepticeye.
Am I wrong?
- No, he doesn't.
- Well look at that glass wiggle.
Come on, he looks a little bit like Jacksepticeye.
Walt, tell me I'm right.
- [Walt] I think they're both, like, Scottish, right?
(snorting laughing)
- See, all Scottish people look
- They're like, yeah, Carl and Chandler look the same.
They're both American.
Burning up steel wool.
- Ooo.
- That's crazy cool!
Oh my gosh, bro, this, this is what millions of years
of evolution led us to.
- This is what we're doing.
- Slow mo cameras on steel wool.
Bro, that's so cool.
No, why did it stop?
I wanted more.
- [Chris] Yeah.
That should be like my desktop background.
(intense grunting)
- Alright, up next, we have the slow mo guys firing a tank.
- Wow.
- This is a tank in slow mo.
- That's insane.
You could see, it looked like a bullet,
but it was a big bullet.
A tank is just a giant gun with wheels.
- This is a balloon to the face, in slow mo.
- Oh, that kinda looked like it hurt!
- Kinda? That looked like it hurt.
But can you see his face through the other end?
Wait for it.
(amused chuckling)
- It looks like a different person.
- What?
I don't know what I just watch.
Whoa!
- Oh, he put a bunch of things.
- Is a lawnmower just basically an upside down fan?
- Yeah, basically.
A lawnmower is just a dangerous fan.
- I love how they have peaceful music over this thing
as it just destroys.
- I know, it's always like the weirdest music,
over the like, most like,
this looks like,
- Whoa, that was cool!
- this looks like somebody was filming
like a hostage situation in here.
He's destroying the evidence.
- Oh yeah, this is How Ridiculous.
- Whoa!
- Didn't cut all the way through, zero outta ten.
- Where did they get the giant axe?
Was it from a giant?
They just had a normal size axe.
I'm a hilarious person.
I make the jokes.
- Giant hammer, smashes everything.
- Watermelons, of course. Squash!
(surprised groaning)
- That's cool.
- That is really cool.
- You know, oh my gosh, that is so beautiful!
You know what? I need to go smash some stuff.
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- I'm gonna go smash your mom.