MATT FROM GOOGLE: Dear Santa,
I made a short list of tips for you to gear up for your
big flight this year.
Merry Christmas.
Sincerely,
Matt from Google.
PS--
I'd love a new bicycle.
NARRATOR: 'Tis the night before Christmas and all
through the land, not a creature is searching, except
for one man.
SANTA CLAUS: Man, I should have been stirring hours ago.
Am I worried?
Ho-ho-ho-ho.
Yo, I run a few searches before the big flight, to save
me more time on this magical night.
I type sunrise and city of my last stop.
I've got plenty of time before my last drop.
If I don't know the time in a certain city, I'll peep it on
search before my chimney shimmy.
I'll type time and town before I come into town to see if
Johnny's in bed before I hit ground.
ELF CHORUS: Go Santa, Santa work it.
Go Santa, Santa search it.
SANTA CLAUS: But before I go flying through the frosty air,
I do a weather search, to decide what to wear.
Mrs. Claus, should I bring my extra warm down jacket?
MRS. CLAUS: Hmm, yes, you should definitely pack it.
And please pack these cookies that I baked for you.
Shhh.
I researched the recipe with recipe view.
And used the low-cal filter, I must admit.
I want to make sure that jacket still fits.
ELF CHORUS: Go Santa, Santa work it.
Go Santa, Santa search it.
SANTA CLAUS: Check one, check two.
Yes I check twice, Santa's Google Doc called "Naughty and
Nice." With Control+F I find the name in the doc.
And I hope I don't have to put coal in a stocking.
When I'm cruising in my sleigh with my hands on the reins,
voice input is handy 'cause typing is a pain.
If on a wishlist I spot a gift I never heard--
"schlittschuhe"--
I use the translate app and speak the foreign word.
ELF CHORUS: Go Santa, Santa work it.
Go Santa, Santa search it.
Go, go, go, go, go.
[CHORUS CONTINUES]