(playful electronic music)
- (gasps) Oh no!
It's here.
- It's here.
- The Women's Winter is here.
The Freeze is upon us.
- Oh, are you guys talking about the AC?
- (in unison) When spring turns to summer
and there's blossom on the trees,
the office air doth turn to ice
and all the women freeze.
- I don't know.
I'm pretty comfortable.
- Why is it so cold in here?
- Cynthia, why are you wearing this garb?
You knew that Women's Winter was coming.
- I forgot.
Last summer I worked at an outdoor nursery.
- Like a place that sells plants or like
a daycare for kids that's all outside?
- Let your hair down.
It won't do much, but, but at least
the back of your neck will be warm.
- Where do you keep your office sweater?
- She doesn't have an office sweater!
You idiot!
Luckily I grabbed the communal office coat
in mid-December during Men's Hell.
- I didn't wear a shirt once in December.
It was too hot in here.
- I'm still cold.
- Let's get her away from the air vents.
- They're everywhere.
- I know they're everywhere, but she needs
to think that there's still hope.
I'm going to see if I can find a thermostat.
- Nay, the Winter Freeze is controlled by
the general thermostat in the basement.
We have no power,
and the Ice King knows it.
- Speaking of Ice King, there's ice cream
down on the fourth floor.
You know, 'cause it's so hot.
- (in unison) Whoa!
- What are we going to do?
Cynthia is going to freeze to death.
- There's only one thing we can do.
(wind shrieking)
- Siobhan, child.
You can't be serious.
- It's not sustainable.
She'll get used to it and then...
(shivering)
- Oh, it's so warm in here.
- The bathroom is a completely different eco-system
than the rest of the office.
It's always at least 10 degrees closer to the outside
temperature because the company refuses to pay
to climate control the bathrooms.
- This is just to hold, not to sip.
- I love the bathroom.
I'm never leaving the bathroom.
- Cynthia, no, no.
We can't stay here forever.
- Why?
Why?
- We stay in here more than 15 minutes
and everyone will think we're pooping
and that's worse than freezing to death.
- Then there's only one way out.
- Cynthia--
- Let her go.
- No.
- Cynthia.
(dramatic music)
(icy freeze crackle)
- Uh oh, looks like Cynthia was droppin' some deuces.
- Hey, I'm Siobhan from College Humor.
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ya filthy animals!
I was abandoned in this office when I was 10 years old,
by my parents
and I've been eatin' pizza for
such a long time.
Think I have scampi?