Most teachers are great. They work hard.
They don't get paid enough. Cry in their cars.
They're basically heroes.
Godfrey, though, Godfrey is the devil.
[growling]
No, no, wait, not the devil, Shockzilla.
Ours is a battle eternal.
Who will win? Undecided.
But I promise you this. I will not fail my school.
Nate, the world needs--
- Hey, Wright! Detention! - Whoa!
Getting gunted isn't a problem
because I only have two detentions, including--
Uh, think again.
Detention one.
Who'd like to feed Scheeler?
I got this Mr. G.
Their claws are like 100 scissors!
Detention two.
Need some help, Mr. Rosa?
Thanks, Nate, but only teachers are legally authorized
to touch school equipment.
[chuckles] Right, like that's a real law.
[screaming]
Detention three.
[laughing]
And including the one from this morning.
Okay, okay, fine.
But it's Thursday, so the chances of me getting--
- It's Tuesday. - What? Tuesday?!
Francis, how could you let this happen?
- Me? - You're the obsessive,
trustworthy one who's supposed to save me from myself.
[chuckles] Burn.
[clearing throat] Hey, Jenny.
Would you like to, uh, touch my pimple?
Hey, give me a touch.
Gross. [groaning]
No, Jenny, wait!
Uh, you okay up there, buddy?
Hey. [shrieking]
How could you do this to me?
What? What are you talking about, Teddy?
Because of that A I got on my science test,
I'm being sent to a gifted summer school
for exceptional children.
I'm not exceptional or gifted.
Well, now you're just stating the obvious.
None of that is my fault.
It's all your fault.
I should have never touched your pimple.
This isn't my hamster at all. My parents lied to me.
If they are even my parents. My whole life has been a lie!
Nate Wright, my leg was still broken.
Now I'm gonna have to wear this huge cast until I'm 40!
And then they're going to have to stretch my leg
for another ten years to get it to match my other leg!
My soccer career is over!
Do you know how hard it is to maintain this bad haircut?
Do you?!
Thanks to you and your fraudulent pimple,
my big score didn't pay off.
And now I've got to skip town
before some very angry monkeys tear my face off.
[screeching]
Detention every day for the rest of your life, Nate.
Ya here me? Rest of your life!
Pimple, pimple, why has though forsaken me?
We can share it.
No, I want Jenny to have it.
That's very kind friend, Nate.
Thank you, friend, Artur.
Take that, you pizza stealer!
Uh, guys, did we all just see those kids barf
all over the portable? What if it was the pizza?
Why are you trying to destroy my happiness?
[growling]
Thank you.
Wait, wait, wait! Jenny! Jenny! Where are you going?
Oh, no.
[gagging]
Jenny!
- Run. - What?
Run!
[screaming]
[unintelligible]
[growling]
[screaming]
You who. Who's yonder weeping do I hear?
Ye distressed one, reveal yourself.
Dee Dee, is that you?! Save me!
Nate, are you in the cave?!
Cause, there's a giant bear outside.
Uh, yeah, thanks! I noticed! Do something!
[growling]
Oh, why didn't I research notable female bear wranglers?
What do I do? Who can I be?
[screaming]
Huh?
Oh, wait. Did I just freak out a bear?
Okay. Okay. What's wrong, fur ball?
Am I not chill enough for you?
Well, well, if you want chill, you've got the wrong kid!
[unintelligible] Kick ball change,
exit stage left!
[laughing] I did it!
I took a bear out by myself, and I did it as myself.
Dee Dee, the girl who was afraid of camping.
Thank you. That was truly awesome.
Please don't tell anyone about this.
Are you kidding me?
This is going to be chapter one of my memoir.
[sighing]
$49.99 worth of racing, please, my good man.
You got it.
Hey, you're that dude from the ice cream place, right?
Scooping ice cream's how I pay my bills.
Slinging go-kart tickets is my passion.
Whoo hoo!
Guys, I can seem to find the hazard signals
on this thing.
Once more around the park, Jeeves.
H-H-Hey! This isn't fun, okay?!
Whoa, dude, how many jobs do you have?
Dang, get off my back.
I'm saving up for a samurai sword.
So, how much to adopt a dog?
Well, we got a ton of extras here.
They got dropped off because they weren't good enough
to cut it on a I did not arrive team.
I can feel the pain crying out for sweet freedom.
Quick question. How much if I adopt all of them?
[screaming] [barking]
Is that Spitsy?
[screaming] [barking]
[barking]
We got to go after them, right?
I don't know. They seem happy.
Plus, we still have the credit card.
Haha.
You're too close to mine!
Oh. That's never happened before.
Here, just, uh, rub it on your shirt and try again.
I did. Pretty sure it's maxed out, bud.
Huh? Maxed... out?
I simply can not believe you coconspired with your son.
I'd do anything for my son.
I think I stood up too fast.
Whoa, wait, don't hurt him! It's my fault.
Nobody's hurting anyone, Nate.
Mr. Wright, if you truly love your son, then you'll understand
that he must be taught a lesson.
Prison?
You're going to take my thumbs?
What? Goodness no.
We've got something better planned. It's called
The Pathetic Love Life of G'Nate,
about a boy called G'Nate with a G who's in love
with a girl named G'Jenny, also with a G.
And even though they've barely ever spoken,
G'Nate somehow thinks they belong together.
[laughing]
You wouldn't. I'd be a goner.
Teased for the rest of my middle school career.
It wouldn't be too nice of her to borrow stories
from your personal life without consent. Now, would it?
[sighing]
No, it wouldn't.
What I did was... It was wrong.
I shouldn't have exploited my family or my teachers
for my own personal gain. It was wrong. And I'm sorry.
But you know what?
I think I know a way I can make this right.
You did the right thing by donating all of your earnings
to the school. Guess that imagination of yours
paid off. Didn't it, Nate?
Whoo hoo! This doesn't change anything, Nate!
I think we got ourselves a new mascot.
Linda is most welcome, Jane.
Ooh, I'm free!
[growling]
[laughing]
And there you have it. Brad Gunter was right.
Those destined for awesomeness never keep their heads down.
Yep. You see how they look at me?
The envy, jealousy, admiration.
[groaning]
Heavy is the head that wears the crown.
Fortunately, I draw a really good crown.
Nate Wright!
Huh?
Someday you'll be awesome too! I can feel it.
[music playing]
Jenny, I have something to tell you.
What?
Would you... do me... the honor... of being my...
be my... [vomiting]
Gross.
[vomiting]
Oh, no. One of Randy's pepperoni's
must have flown into my mouth earlier.
I have dance class after school
and my carpool nanny will be waiting.
[groaning]
Je... Jenny.
[groaning]
Je... Je...
Nate, how could you let her leave?
The inspectors?
[groaning]
Hmm? "The inspectors have canceled.
They will call you next week to reschedule."
[chuckles] Well, look at that, Nate.
Guess I worried for nothing, huh?
[chuckles] Excuse me a moment.
[humming]
[screaming]
[groaning]
[music playing]
Until we meet again, my love.
Uh, it's running down my leg!