NOW THEN, GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
>> DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST THOUGHT WHEN I WATCHED THAT
TRAILER?
HOW TO DEFINE GOOD ACTING IS ACTING WHILE YOU'RE EATING.
BECAUSE IF YOU NOTICE, IN THE LITTLE THING THAT YOU SAW, I'M
EATING THE WHOLE TIME.
SO, LIKE, WE COULD HAVE AN INTERVIEW WITH WE'RE JUST GOING,
"SO, JOSH, TELL ME HOW THINGS ARE GOING."
AND I GO, "IT'S GOING REALLY GOOD."
THAT'S GREAT ACTING.
>> Stephen: COULD WE GET THIS GUY SOME FOOD, PLEASE, HUMMUS
AND CHIPS.
>> BRING SOME FOOD IN.
>> Stephen: YEAH, I'M GOG TEST YOUR ACTING CHOPS IN JUST A
MINUTE.
>> THANKS.
>> Stephen: LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE, YOU-- YOU-- WE HAD A GOOD
TIME.
>> WE HAD A VERY GOOD TIME.
>> Stephen: IT WAS ONE OF THE WILDER INTERVIEWS I'VE EVER
DONE.
>> SERIOUSLY?
THAT YOU HAVE EVER DONE?
I FIND YOU A DANGEROUS HUMAN BEING.
>> Stephen: I'M A DANGEROUS HUMAN BEING?
>> A DANGEROUS COMEDIAN, WHICH I ENJOY THOROUGHLY.
I'M NOT SURE IF YOU EVEN HAVE YOUR PANTS ON RIGHT NOW.
>> Stephen: WHAT?
>> NOTHING.
>> Stephen: I THINK WE GOT YOUR SHIRT OFF LAST TIME YOU
WERE HERE.
AND YOU WEREN'T AS BUFF AS YOU ARE RIGHT NOW.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) COME ON.
WHAT!
>> I DIDN'T DO THAT LAST TIME.
SEE EVERY TIME -- >> Stephen: DOWCH DO YOU WANT SO
CHEST HAIR?
>> GO FOR IT.
>> Stephen: OH, YEAH, OH, YEAH, THERE YOU GO.
>> ANY FOOD?
>> Stephen: FOOD'S COMING.
>> WHERE'S THE FOOD?
HERE, BRING THE FOOD OUT.
BRING THE FOOD OUT.
>> Stephen: WELL, LISTEN-- BRING IT OUT HERE.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
>> LET'S DO A SCENE TOGETHER.
>> Stephen: PRESSLES!
>> GU.
GUFIRST.
>> Stephen: OKAY.
>> READY?
NOW JUST START THE SCENE.
DO ANY SCENE.
>> Stephen: ANY SCENE?
( LAUGHTER ) I KNEW IT WAS YOU, FREDO.
>> YOU DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS ME, AND I'M NOT FREDO.
( LAUGHTER ) THAT WAS PRETTY--
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).
>> Stephen: AND-- AND SCENE.
THAT'S IMPROV 101, MY FRIEND.
>> I GOTTA TELL YOU, I SAW HOW NERVOUS YOU GOT-- I SAW HOW
NERVOUS YOU GOT WHEN I SAID, "DO A SCENE," NOT THAT IT'S ME BUT
ACTING IN GENERAL.
BUT YOU KILLED IT, MAN, YOU KILLED IT.
( APPLAUSE ).
>> Stephen: THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME WATER?
>> NO, I'M OKAY.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: THERE YOU GO.
THERE YOU GO.
>> IT'S LIKE I'M IN A DESERT RIGHT NOW, DUDE.
>> Stephen: SURE.
WELL, PEOPLE ARE CALLING THIS "THE SUMMER OF BROALEN."
YOU HAVE "THE DEADPOOL."
YOU'RE CABLE IN "DEADPOOL."
YOU'RE THANOS-- IS THAT OKAY?
IS THAT ALL RIGHT?
THAT'S NOT WATER.
>> I GOT IT.
>> Stephen: AND NOW YOU GOT "SICARIO," YOU GOT "SICARIO"
HERE.
>> I'M LUCKY.
>> Stephen: YOU ARE CLEARLY-- CLEARLY DRIVEN, DEDICATED ACTOR.
AND YOU'RE A DRIVEN DEDICATED LIFTER.
I SAW HOW JACKED YOU GOT TO PLAY CABLE.
>> I DID.
REMEMBER WHEN I WAS HERE?
I WAS FAT.
>> Stephen: YOU SAY YOU WERE FAT.
>> IT'S NOT A DEROGATORY WORD.
>> Stephen: YOU SAY YOU WERE FAT.
>> I WAS.
>> Stephen: IT WAS JUST A LOT OF BROLIN TO LOVE.
>WE ARMED WRESTLE BACK THEN.
>> WE DID.
>> Stephen: DO YOU WANT TO DO IT AGAIN?
>> YES.
( APPLAUSE ) SO I WAS-- I WAS 240 THEN.
>> Stephen: 240 EXPWROO I'M 200 NOW.
SO TOGETHER WE'RE, LIKE, A BRUTAL 310.
>> Stephen: READY?
OKAY, GRAB THIS RIGHT HERE.
ON THREE, ONE, TWO, THREE, GO.
>> I REMEMBER WHEN I DID THIS LAST TIME, MY HIMSELF LOOKED
THAT BIG.
BUT I'M GOING TO DO IT AGAIN.
SERIOUSLY, LOOK ME IN THE EYE.
LOOK ME IN THE PUPIL.
IT'S A PSYCHOLOGICAL ELEMENT.
( LAUGHTER ) DON'T LAUGH.
READY?
WHAT WAS THAT?
>> Stephen: I'M GETTING MY ELBOW.
I HAVE TO FREE UP THE ARM, BABY.
I HAVE TO FREE UP-- >> DID YOU THIS LAST TIME.
IT'S A FULL DISTRACTION TECHNIQUE.
AND I'M NOT BUYING IT PAL.
HERE WE GO.
GO.
HOLY GOD!
IT HURTS SO MUCH!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) GOD!
OH NO!
>> Audience: STEPHEN!
STEPHEN!
>> I JUST-- I LITERALLY-- MY LABRIUM WENT LIKE THAT.
HOW ARE YOU.
>> Stephen: ARE A GOOD ACTOR.
>> HOW OLD ARE YOU?
>> Stephen: I'M 54 YEARS OLD.
>> REALLY?
HOW OLD ARE YOU?
50.
>> Stephen: THAT'S WHY YOU BEAT ME.
THE ELBOW IS THE FIRST THING THAT GOES IN THE MID-50s.
THEY SAID I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO COMB MY HAIR AGAIN.
THAT'S A TRIUMPH THAT I COULD ARM WRESTLE YOU AT ALL.
>> CAN I TELL YOU THE HONEST TRUTH.
>> Stephen: YEAH.
>> MY ARM ACTUALLY HURTS RIGHT NOW.
>> Stephen: REALLY?
>> I'M NOT KIDDING.
>> Stephen: CAN I TELL YOU THE HONEST TRUTH?
I WASN'T TRYING.
YOU'RE THE GUEST!
CBS SAYS I HAVE TO LET YOU WIN.
( APPLAUSE ) >> WHEN I LEAVE, YOU WILL BE
LEFT WITH YOUR SHAME.
>> Stephen: I-- I-- I CAME WITH MY SHAME.
THAT'S WHAT I BRING TO THIS INDUSTRY-- SHAME.
>> AREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT A MOVIE OR SOMETHING?
>> Stephen: OH, WE CAN, WE CAN.
WE'RE NOT BROADCAST ANYTHING OF THIS.
TURN THE CAMERAS ON NOW.
LET ME ASK, BEFORE WE GET TO THE MOVIE "SICARIO: DAY OF THE
SOLDADO," INCREDIBLE MOVIE.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: FIRST MOVIE, SO MANY QUESTIONS THAT WEREN'T
ANSWERED ABOUT SICARIO, WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
WHICH CHARACTER IS SICARIO?
>> YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY A LITTLE DENSE BUT--
( LAUGHTER ) SICARIO MEANS HIT MAN AND
BENICIO WAS THE SICARIO.
IT'S NOT A TOUGH WORD WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT.
PEOPLE WERE WORRIED ABOUT THE WORD.
KIND OF LIKE "NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN."
KIND OF LIKE, PEOPLE SAID, "YOU'RE SO GREAT ABOUT OLD
COUNTRY MEN."
AND NOW SAY THEY YOU WERE GREAT IN "SCARIO."
I'M LIKE IF YOU WANT TO CALL IT THAT, THAT'S FINE.
AS LONG AS YOU PAY THE TICKET PRICE.
( LAUGHTER ) YEAH, SO, EXWAIRKS UNANSWERED--
LET ME INTERVIEW YOU.
UNANSWERED QUESTIONS ABOUT SICARIO-- I ALMOST (BLEEP).
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: LET ME ASK YOU --
>> THE WORD I'VE NEVER USED, THE "F" WORLD.
>> Stephen: LET ME ASK YOU ABOUT YOUR YOUTH AND YOUR
RUGGEDNESS.
I UNDERSTAND YOU GREW UP ON A RANCH WITH ANIMALS ON IT.
>> I DID.
>> Stephen: DID YOU HELP BIRTH-- DID YOU HELP BIRTH
MOUNTAIN LIONS?
>> YES, SIR.
>> Stephen: YES YAND HOW AND IS THAT LEGAL?
>> MY MOTHER RAN A WILDLIFE WAY STATION, SHE TOOK WILD ANIMALS
-- ANIMALS THAT HAD BEEN ILLEGALLY TAKEN OUT OF THE WILD,
SHE WOULD NURSE THEM BACK TO HEALTH OR FIND A ZOO.
WE HAD MOUNTAIN LIONS, WE HAD CHIMPANZEES, WE HAD LIONS --
>> Stephen: HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU HELPED TO BIRTH THESE
MOUNTAIN LIONS?
>> SEVEN, EIGHT.
>> Stephen: THAT'S WHY YOU'RE RUGGED.
THIS GUY, THAT GUY RIGHT THERE.
OKAY, SEE THAT GUY RIGHT THERE.
THANOS.
OKAY.
I HAVE TO ASK YOU A QUESTION ABOUT OUR PRESIDENT.
LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE-- LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE YOU SAID,
"YOU USED TO KNOW HIM."
>> I DID.
I KNEW HIM A LITTLE BIT.
I USED TO, LIKE, TAKE PRIDE IN IT BUT --
>> Stephen: A LITTLE BIT OF FALLING OUT.
PEOPLE HAVE COLPAIRED THANOS TO TRUMP IN SOME WAYS.
DO YOU SEE THAT?
DO YOU SEE THAT AT ALL?
>> NOT THE CHIN REALLY-- OR MAYBE THE CHIN BECAUSE IT LOOKS
A LITTLE LIKE A (BLEEP) SACK.
>> Stephen: LITTLE BIT, LITTLE BIT.
CBS-- CBS MIGHT WANT TO BLUR THAT IN BROADCAST TONIGHT.
( LAUGHTER ) ANY OTHER WAYS.
HE'S A LEADER, STRONG WILLED.
>> HE IS STRONG WILLED, BUT IF YOU LOOK AT IT-- THAT WAS WHAT
WAS FUN ABOUT THE MOVIE.
PEOPLE SAW THE MOVIE AND FELT SYMPATHETIC TOWARDS HIM-- NOT
EVEN SYMPATHETIC BUT THEY HAD A MULTITUDE OF REACTIONS TO HIM,
NOT EVEN HE'S THE WORST GUY IN THE UNIVERSE.
BUT HIS INTENTION, IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, HIS INTENTION WAS
THERE'S AN OVER-ABUNDANCE OF POPULATION AND THERE'S LIMITED
RESOURCES SO WHAT HE'S DOING IS ACTUALLY RIGHT, RIGHT.
>> Stephen: HE COULD ALSO USE THE GLOVE TO DOUBLE THE
RESOURCES.
>> HE COULD, BUT HE DIDN'T THINK OF THAT AT THAT MOMENT BECAUSE
-- >> Stephen: HE RUSHED TO
MURDERING HALF OF -- >> BECAUSE HE'S TOO CALLOUS.
THE MANIFESTATION IS CALLOUS.
>> Stephen: I SEE.
>> IF YOU LOOK AT TRUMP, I THINK THAT, YES, THERE ARE BORDER
PROBLEMS AND EVERY BORDER HAS PROBLEMS WITH PEOPLE COMING
OVER, OVERPOPULATION AND LIMITED RESOURCES AND ALL THAT.
BUT HOW IT'S MANIFESTED, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU BRING
CHILDREN INTO IT, IS EXTREMELY CALLOUS.
>> Stephen: THERE IT IS.
( APPLAUSE ) I'LL BUY THAT.
CAN YOU-- THE VOICE-- LET ME ASK THE VOICE OF THANOS.
OBVIOUSLY, A LOT OF THAT IS C.G.I.
NO, IT'S NOT.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE JACKED, YOU'RE JACKED, BUT YOU'RE NOT
THANOS JACKED.
>> YES, I AM.
>> Stephen: NO, YOU'RE NOT.
>> YES, I AM.
>> Stephen: BECAUSE IF I LASTED THAT LONG AGAINST THANOS,
THEN I'M CAPTAIN AMERICA.
>> I WAS PLAYING WITH YOU.
>> Stephen: CAN YOU DO THE VOICE?
OR IS THE VOICE-- IS THE VOICE AFFECTED?
>> YEAH, I CAN DO-- IT'S ME, DUDE.
IT'S NOT ALL C.G.I.
I DID THE JOB.
I GOT PAID FOR IT.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO READ SOME OF TRUMP'S
TWEETS AS THANOS?
>> TRUMP'S TWEETS?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).
>> Stephen: ONE, TWO, THREE.
ONE, TWO, THREE.
>> ONE, TWO, THREE.
YEAH, YEAH.
I GOT IT.
LOOK, NOW IT'S LIKE GRAMPA THANOS.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: OKAY, NOW-- >> IT WOULD SEEM-- NO.
>> Stephen: AND NOW THANOS, THE MAD TIGHTEN WILL READ DONALD
TRUMP'S TWEETS.
>> IT WOULD SEEM VERY HARD TO OBSTRUCT JUSTICE FOR A CRIME
THAT NEVER HAPPENED.
WHICH HUNT.
>> Stephen: I'LL BUY IT, I'LL BUY IT.
( APPLAUSE ).
>> THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES ON MY FIRST TRY, I THINK
THAT WOULD QUALIFY AS NOT SMART, BUT GENIUS.
( LAUGHTER ) AND A VERY STABLE GENIUS AT
THAT.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: THAT'S VERY THANOS.
AND, OF COURSE, LET'S-- LET'S BRING IT HOME.
>> MAGA.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: "SICARIO: DAY OF THE
SOLDADO" IS IN THEATERS JUNE 29.
THE MAN IS JOSH BROLIN, EVERYBODY!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH RUTH NEGGA.