- Actually are we doing cranberry flavour things
because of that guy on the skateboard
who's drinking cranberry juice
in the Fleetwood Mac song?
(laughing)
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- Yum, yum.
- Delicious
- Yum, yum, yum.
So what's cranberry flavoured?
Cranberries, cranberry juice.
- To everyone at The TRY Channel,
I hope you enjoy your sampling of cranberry products.
- I hope everyone stays healthy and happy.
All the best to you, Kathy O'Neill.
How lovely, and you're an O'Neill!
- Thank you, Kathy.
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- This is just a cream cracker.
This is just a cream cracker with jam on it.
- I was expecting a cake.
- Cranberry apple chutney.
- Is chutney meant to be served on crackers?
- I could imagine though, cranberry to be jam,
like the chutney and the jam to be quite similar
because it's a sweet thing.
- I love a cream cracker with like a cheddar cheese
and something sweet or pickle-y.
And this seems right up the alley.
- Guys, I have a really bad feeling about this.
(cracker clatters against plate)
- Well, that went well.
- I hate it when that happens.
- Oh my God. I actually really like that.
- It's not as bad as I was expecting, yeah.
- Tell your face.
(laughing)
- Oh shit. That's gone face down.
- Yep. See? It's not just me. I'm not the clumsy one here.
- I really like it. I really like the taste of it.
- I don't love it. But I don't hate it.
- I think you hate it.
- You probably just need a nice little sweep.
- Yeah.
- Not a plonk.
- It's really good.
If it was with cheese and less of it, it would be stunning.
- I totally get what you're saying
about the comforting, it does taste really familiar.
There's something very comforting about it.
- Yeah. It's nice, wholesome.
- I feel like-- has anyone tasted placenta?
It's probably like that.
- Would you believe? No.
- That'd be a video.
- Oh no, no. I'm definitely finished with it.
- Yes.
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- Yes. Cranberry tea.
- I like cranberry tea.
- I thought it was a bag of biscuits.
- Yeah. Well that's what tea is missing, biscuits for sure.
- Ply mouth cranberry tea. Plymouth.
(laughing)
- So cranberries must be local to Massachusetts, no?
- [Producer] Massachusetts ranks second in the nation
in cranberry production
with more than 14,000 acres in production.
- Stop.
- It smells very like cranberries.
- Oh, I like that now.
- Like it smells sweet, which is good.
Like that suits me for tea
because I'm not a massive tea drinker.
So I like the sweet stuff.
- Oh, it's very mild.
- Yeah. It's very drinkable.
- Much milder than I thought it would be.
- I like that it's not too sweet.
I don't like berry teas that are like bright pink
and super sweet.
I like a good herby tea
that feels like it's gonna run through you.
You know?
- It's grand.
- It's grand, yeah.
- For the kind of tea where you can't put in milk and sugar,
it's actually not bad.
- I actually agree. That's pretty good.
- It's all very like Gilmore Girls vibes, isn't it?
That kind of like Massachusetts, like that vibe.
It gives me Gilmore Girls vibes.
- Yeah. I wasn't actually expecting it to taste like that.
- Yeah.
- It tastes more like tea with a bit of cranberry in it.
As opposed to just like the cranberry flavour.
- I want there to be like nettles and shit floating in it.
- This looks like a joke, but I don't think it is.
It says it's manufactured by the Huckaberry people
who strangely only specialize in berry based teas.
- Made for Cranberry House, aw.
(laughing)
All this stuff.
- Made by a cranberry man and a cranberry
- By an old lady called Mrs. Cranberry.
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- A cracker. You kidding me?
(women giggling)
- This is Plymouth cranberry jam.
Okay. So this is jam and the other one is chutney.
This does look a lot brighter in colour.
- There you go. Plymouth cranberry jam.
- Because I would've thought that a chutney is to be enjoyed
with savoury snacks.
- That might be it actually.
Maybe chutney is more savoury.
- And jam's more like.
- You've really heaped it on.
God forbid we don't get to taste it.
- Now it's yummy.
- Every time I'm just like the cracker's lovely.
- Yeah. That's more jam straight away.
- I'd eat that as a jam, which is what it is.
- It's berry, berry good.
- It's nice. It is nice.
But I prefer the chutney.
Like this could be anything.
This could be strawberry,
this could be raspberry jam.
Always tastes the same when it's been jammed.
- I only really like jam inside like a jam donut
or like inside a cake.
I don't like it when it's on like toast and stuff.
- Okay.
- You know what I mean?
- But it's on a cracker this time.
(laughing)
- I feel like this is my intervention.
(laughing)
I feel like this is my therapy as well.
- Why don't you like jam?
- But it's on a cracker this time, so why is it different?
- Definitely more jam.
I can taste the cranberry off it.
I know it's not strawberry.
If you blindfolded me now,
put strawberry, raspberry and cranberry in front of me,
I'd be able to tell you which one is which.
- You know, you're a jam connoisseur.
- I'm a jam bitch.
- You're a jammy bitch!
- Yeah. I'm a jammy bitch.
- In Ireland, to say someone is jammy
means that they're like lucky
or they're in a really good situation.
If it's like, "Aw, she's a jammy bitch now,
she like got off homework for the week or whatever."
It would mean someone was really lucky.
- You have to put that in,
in case people think you're like calling me like... yeah.
- A little bit of etymology for you there now.
- She's being nice. She's being nice.
- Like it's grand,
cranberries aren't like anything to write home about,
do you know what I mean?
- Yeah.
- So like, I don't wanna like..
- No offense to cranberries.
- I'm not sure that's the purpose of this video,
to play down cranberries.
But like it's grand.
It's probably as good as
a cranberry based good is gonna get,
unless you blow our minds with option number four.
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- You got what you wanted.
- What a laugh.
- Bog frog.
- Oh my God. How exciting!
- What the hell is a bog frog?
- Okay. So they're cranberry bog frogs.
- Oh, that sounds like what you do in the toilet.
- Well maybe they have bogs in America.
Do they call them bogs?
- Cranberry bog frog are fondly named after the frogs
which live in the cranberry bogs of Cape Cod.
- So they do. They do have bogs.
- That's so cute.
- It's a sweet and dried cranberries
and roasted cashews smothered with...
Oh, I'm allergic to it.
Smothered with caramel and premium chocolate.
- These are divine.
- They're so good.
- The cranberry is kind of incidental
because the chocolate's so good.
But the cranberry does compliment it.
There's no doubt.
It's better for the cranberry being there.
- Kind like a Mars bar.
- Yeah. It is.
It's like a Mars bar with cranberries.
- I like it.
The chocolate is decent and it's not cheap, I don't think.
- It's really good.
They're like, what is it, like nougat or something?
- So you bite in,
you get the chocolate,
you get the caramel.
Amazing combination.
And then every now and again
you'll get a boof of cranberry.
- A what, Clare?
- When you come across a bit of cranberry.
A boof!
- A boof. The technical term.
- I don't know if I'd buy a whole box of them though.
It's the question.
- I don't like it.
- Perhaps as a gift for someone else.
(laughing)
You know?
- You'd be like "For my favourite bog frog."
- Yeah.
- How come we only got one and a half?
- These are my favorite so far.
There's only three in the box?
- There's only three?
- In the whole box.
- How much are they?
- You could fit well more than three in that box.
- I'm glad I tried that now.
- Yeah. I didn't expect a happy ending there,
but there you go.
- Bog frogs give us a happy ending
- Bog frog,
it sounds like what Gollum says when he is angry.
Do you know what I mean?
"Bog frog." You know what I mean?
- It's pretty good.
Like it was fine. Nice.
- Fruity day. Fruity day.
Fruity day.
- I think what we've learned is
that we don't necessarily really like cranberry
but we really like chocolate.
- Yeah.
- It was a good time.
You know, it was a good, it was a nice shoot.
There was nothing sneaky in there.
It was well-intentioned,
you know, we were supposed to enjoy that shoot
and we did, you know, there was nothing weird in there.
- Yeah. Kathy didn't make us cry.
So thank you so much.
- Thank you, Kathy. You sweet, sweet angel.
- It's been a lovely time.
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- I did not think you'd commit to that.
That was amazing.