- Whoa! Oh my God! It's Fish & Chips.
- This is what you get when you're like, five.
- It's about the batter.
What is going on?
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- Today, we're gonna be trying
each other's Fish & Chips shop orders.
Very Aussie.
- We're gonna try each other's order,
give it a rating out of 10,
and the person with the most votes wins. Yay!
We are all gonna try everyone's dish,
give it a rating out of 10,
whichever gets the most votes wins.
- Fish and chips is grouse. Yeah, I love it.
- Fish & Chips in Australia is very iconic.
- The summer kind of food.
Festive, fun food when you're down at the beach.
- Spending the whole day in the ocean
and then tasting the ocean.
It's real seanergy.
- I'm looking for a big, beautiful Fish & Chips,
deep fried.
- My ideal situation, when I'm getting food
from Fish & Chips, is like, have a variety of stuff.
- Healthy stuff.
No, I'm looking at what sauce you get,
what seafood you get,
if you get chippies or not.
- It should be a little bit greasy and a bit naughty.
I love the naughty stuff.
- My order is a battered Fish & Chips with prawn cocktail.
Just to have something a little bit fun with it,
but also keeping it super classic.
I get tomato sauce because,
I don't really mess with those weird sauces,
tartare and aioli and stuff.
- Whoa! Oh my God! It's Fish & Chips!
- Fish & Chips Shops, have so many sauces on their menu.
You can pick the tartare, you can get the curry sauce,
if you're like me.
And mayonnaise, or BBQ.
Tomato, it's kind of like you're plain Jane.
- This is what you get when you're like, five.
I love the lemon, this is iconic.
Every Fish & Chip Shop,
should serve everything with lemon.
- White and battered crispy fish.
I have to say that this is my favorite kind.
That's what you go to the Fish & Chip Shop for.
Hmm.
- The crunch.
- This is classic.
If you don't like this, then what do you like?
- Gonna squeeze some lemon on there.
- It's not that creative, it's not that new,
but it's really good I do love it. Chippies!
- You gotta get chicken salt on the chippies.
- The better version of a chip is a potato cake.
These are just like, not as exciting.
- And then we got these fried prawn cocktail thing,
which I love. It's like something a little bit extra.
- Prawn.
(chewing)
- It is kind of a fancy thing.
The fact that they fried it though,
the perfect way to have that
as part of your Fish & Chip Shop order.
- This is your quintessential
Fish & Chip Shop order. Isn't it?
8.5. It's pretty good.
- It could be a lot better.
It could be a lot more varied,
Seven out of 10.
- Love this meal. I think it's a solid start.
I am going to give this one a six out of 10.
What else is there?
- [Tom] Something squiddy, something grilled.
- Okay, I'm gonna change.
I'm gonna change.
I'm gonna give it a nine out of 10.
- My order is salt and pepper squid,
with chippies and aioli.
My order's the best,
because it's a little bit different
to your classic Fish & Chips.
Squid is like the distant cousin of fish.(laughs)
And it's delicious. The tentacle parts are the best.
- Aah!
- I love salt and pepper squid.
It's like probably my second order,
if I didn't have my order.
- These look like chicken strips.
- Aioli!
- Don't like the smell of that.
- Calamari and aioli is such an iconic combo.
To me, that is what you would get
as a shared plate at the pub.
- They're not calamari rings,
they're like full like squid sticks.
This is a risky item to order at Fish & Chips.
You just know that they're going to overcook it
and it's going to be rubbery AF.
Like you're gonna bite into it,
and then it's gonna like bang you back in the face.
- I'm just processing the fact that
it's just calamari and chips, and that's it.
Like to me, that's not enough variety.
If I was at the Fish & Chips Shop,
I would definitely get my order,
plus like maybe one piece of calamari on the side,
but I do love calamari.
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- That is really good.
It hits the spot.
Could use a bit more salt and pepper.
The squid texture is so good.
Wonderful. Quite exquisite, actually.
- Calamari is kinda of like the chicken of the sea.
- It's delicious. And the chips,
also great with aioli.
Aioli is like a really good dip
but I don't know if it's seanergyzed with the ocean.
- I would prefer like rings of calamari.
The chips however,
they're the best part of this meal.
- Their chips are good. They've got chicken salt.
- Chicken salt, just iconically Australian.
If you go anywhere else around the world,
it's just not on their menu and they look at you like,
"What did you just order?"
- This is pretty solid,
but there's not enough variety for me.
So I'm gonna have to give this one, a six out of 10.
- It's just a little bit too squiddy?
A six out of 10.
- I was watching Love Island last night, coupling scene.
- [Zeta] I know.
- It's like, I wanna couple up with this girl
because when I see her face, it makes me smile
and blah blah.
I was like, "What the fuck is going on?"
- [Narrator] It's time for another re coupling
where favorites, Tom and Zeta,
have been on a bit of a rocky path.
And his relationship with a new bomb,
hey, well that seems a bit fishy.
So what will he score her?
- I'm gonna give this order
this score because it is really delicious,
but I just don't love the sauce.
So I'm gonna give this Fish & Chips order a nine.
- [Zeta] Beautiful!
- My order is, a grilled salmon, salad,
chippies and chicken salt and tartare sauce.
You've got to have oysters to start with
because there's nothing like slurping on an oyster
after spending the day in the ocean.
Oh, it's just the best.
- Okay. This is not something I expected to see
in my Fish & Chips Shop order.
- Oh my God!
This is healthy.
This is what I am not looking for.
- This is a really mixed bag.
Loving some stuff, hating the other stuff.
- Salmon. Delicious.
But this is like going to a pub and getting a salad.
If I'm going to a Fish & Chips Shop,
I want fish and chips.
I guess it's just fish and chips.
I want battered fish and chips, you know?
- [Tom] The battered is silent.
- The battered is silent.(laughs)
That's funny.
- After you've had a swim, you can't get out of the water
and go, hmm, might have a few lettuce leaves.
- And I know which fancy pants
is ordering an oyster with a Fish & Chips,
but I would say that this isn't really acceptable.
If I was at a restaurant, yes.
- I hate oysters.
They taste like expensive snot.
I'm not eating the oyster.
- Oh, that's good. It takes me like back to the beach.
I feel like I'm in the water.
- I do like the oyster. It was a nice little touch.
- Fish, okay this is weird.
- I don't really think that salmon
is an appropriate fish to order.
I need to eat it with a tartare sauce,
cause I think that's going to be the only redeeming factor.
It's five o'clock somewhere in the world.
- This is a very good order. It's a healthy order.
A Fish & Chips Shop order for me, isn't this healthy.
- A beautiful piece of salmon.
I'm actually surprised.
I do like it.
- It's about the batter.
What's going on?
- The one thing that's letting me down right now,
is the salad.
- Oh, tomato. Okay.
Oh and cucumber.
Actually solid salad
and it's got a bit of sauce on it, which is nice.
- I'm going to give this one an eight out of 10.
- 7.5.
- [Narrator] All we need to know now,
is if mullet man has had his desires filled
by this suckling salmon and by real world,
he means the one with Tom Hanks and Daryl Hannah.
- This order is great for certain people.
Unfortunately for me,
this order doesn't fulfill my basic needs or desires.
We don't have a connection.
And I don't see us working in the real world.
I'm gonna give this order a 6.2.
- My Fish & Chips Shop order is fried fish, potato cakes
and of course I've got my secret weapon,
which is a tradition I picked up from living in Scotland.
It's curry sauce. It's basically a curry gravy.
Sweet and salty and amazing on everything.
If you really wanna get your hands on some curry sauce,
I recommend going through a Scottish run chippy,
in Australia.
- What the hell is that?
- Weird sauce.
Is this is curry sauce?
- [Zeta] I dare you to take a sip.
- Oh, not so bad actually.
- Hmm!
(chewing)
That's so weird,
but really yummy.
Imagine Cane's curry powder mixed with water, or something.
- Curry sauce. Quite good actually.
- Curry flavor is a completely different context
to the Fish & Chip Shop.
The seanergy isn't there.
- Potato pancake?
- Potato scallops!
- Potato fritter?
- Iconic and delicious and amazing.
- Yum, yum, yum.
- Potato pancakes.
Don't taste like much.
- It's a potato scallop.
It's fucking fantastic, obviously.
All right, chippies.
I'm gonna dip it in the curry sauce
because I'm assuming that's what this (mumbles)
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Absolutely not.
- I quite like it actually.
Now for the fish.
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Oh, yeah. Really good.
- Oh my God. I'm getting flashbacks.
It tastes like my grandma's fish curry.
Not as good, obviously.
♪ I hate the sauce with it so much ♪
- What am I gonna rate this?
Did I say anything good just then?
- [Tom] No, say something funny.
If someone said, "Hey, do you want some curry sauce
with your fish and chips?" What would you say to them?
- I would say, no.
- [Tom] Now just say, "Wowzah!"
- Wow, wow, wee, wow!
- [Tom] And now say, "ooohleeedooleemoolee"
- Ooohleeedooleemoolee.
That's definitely going to edit and now I look stupid.
- [Tom] And now say,
Fish and chips.
More like fish and shits.
(laughing)
- Can get an eight because this curry sauce,
I need another option.
It's too intense.
- This had so much potential,
but the sauce let's it down for me.
Also, there's no chicken salt.
If it had that, it would have been perfect.
So I'm gonna have to give this one, a four out of 10.
- [Narrator] The Muller is back with his final score.
And although this saucy number
may not have been his type on paper,
will he be blown out of the water?
- This order is actually exceeding my expectations
with this curry sauce.
In the real world, I see us working together really well.
So, I'm gonna give this a 9.5.
(ululating)
- What are the results?
(drum rolls)
- Wow, I can't believe it.
Quite frankly, I cannot believe it.
(Zeta laughing)
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- I've never been a fan of tartare
or tartare or whatever you call it.
- Tartare. Or do you say, tartare.
- Tartare, tattoo, tartare.
- This sauce is fucking yum.
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