Look what I got! look wt I got! Look what I got!
Oh.
Can you believe they make this for little people.
Oh, little village people.
Look at this one. This is my favorite.
Oh, that is so sweet.
Phoebe is gonna love dressing them in these.
Huh, except, uh
Phoebe's not gonna be te who gets to dress them.
Because she's not going to get to keep the babies.
Oh, my God, we are throwing.
the most depressing baby shower ever.
Wait a minute.
Unless we give her all gifts she can use
after she's done being pregnant.
Like, um, regular coffee. Tequila!
Oh, and somebody could get her those
those leather pants that she's always wanted!
Oh, she's gonna love that!
What the hell is this?
What made, you actually thought it would make me feel better?
To give me something I can't even use
for another two months?
This sucks! Ugh!
Alright, what's my next present?
[indistinct chatter]
- Hi, guys. - Hi, Phoebe.
Hi, Phoebe.
I-I wanted to apologize, if I, you know
seemed a tad edgy yesterday at my shower.
You know, it's just the hormones, you know.
No, we..
[together] Hormones.
Anyway, I just wanted to say thank you.
It was just so sweet.
Oh, okay.
Wow, you seem to be doing so much better, that's great.
- How are things going? - Good.
No, no, but, okay..
It feels like everythins been about me lately.
So what's happening with you?
Oh, well, actually we were just talking
about me not going to Ross's wedding.
It just might be too hard, given the history
and all that.
Wow, this reminds me of the time when I was, um
living on the street and this
guy offered to buy me food if I slept with him.
Well, how is this like that?
Well, let's see. It's not really...like that.
Because you see that was an actual problem.
And yours is just like , you know a bunch of
high-school crap that nobody really gives!
Well, I'm sorry, I guess I just thought--
Oh, here come the waterworks