♪ Ah, What the hell? ♪
♪ Hey, Hey, (Japanese lyrics) ♪
- That's so crazy, right?
Hey, what's up? I'm Avril Lavigne.
And today I am playing 'Expensive
Taste Test'
(jazz music) with Cosmo.
Of course I'm gonna be good at this game.
(laughs)
(Jazz music)
And these look like karaoke microphones.
(taps table)
I am turning
(piano sounds)
turning them on.
- [Microphone voice] Power on.
Check. Test one, two.
Testing one, two.
These are cool.
Um
I don't really know.
Okay, let's hear how this sounds.
♪ Ah, what the hell? ♪
(taps table)
Here I'll sing 'Girlfriend' in Japanese.
♪ Hey, hey (Japanese lyrics) ♪
♪ (Japanese lyrics) ♪
This one's more expensive
'cuz this one sounds way better.
(uplifting music)
The black one definitely looks more expensive,
and it's heavier and it's shinier.
(bell dings)
But this gray one sounds better in my opinion.
It sounds better.
Actually the black one's probably more expensive
'cuz it's heavier and it's shinier.
(bell rings)
Yeah,
more like me of course I like the cheaper (beep).
(laughs)
Do I get to keep these?
(pop up sound)
These are cool.
(Jazz music)
This one's fun.
I get to drink on the job.
Come on, twist my arm.
(inhales)
(taps table)
This one is more potent.
It's,
this one's better for sure.
(taps table) Ah this,
smells better.
(taps table)
Okay. This one's stronger.
And then this one's like lighter
in scent and flavor.
I tend to like
cheaper
champagne
and
white wine
(pop up sound) for some reason.
I think maybe the stronger smell,
and flavor is more expensive.
(smacks lips)
It's like pretty smooth
(taps table)
I think this is the expensive one.
Okay. Wait. I had to decide the difference
between what I actually like better
and what I think is more expensive.
(crowd shouts 'chug')
(people cheering)
(laughs)
Guys. I just chugged that.
(laughs)
(producer laughs)
I don't like this one as much.
So it's probably more expensive,
but I think this one's a more expensive one.
I keep thinking this one
just happens to be more expensive.
So this is my guess.
X is more expensive.
(bell rings)
(beep) knew it!
Damn I'm good.
I'm like also a little bit psychic.
So like sometimes I kind of know stuff.
I'm gonna start buying this one.
All right.
(Jazz music)
(mixes candy)
These are gonna taste way better.
These are probably sour.
(chews)
Hmm.
(smacks lips)
Hmm.
I never eat candy.
(laughs)
My thought is that these look,
these are probably cheaper because they're good.
And,
these are probably more expensive.
Oh, these are really sour.
These are disgusting.
Oh nasty.
Oh God.
I love sour candy.
It's sour candy versus sour candy.
None of them are expensive.
This is the cheaper one, but it tastes better.
(bell rings)
Yes!
(uplifting music)
(sneakers squeak)
Now I have a champagne buzz,
and a sugar high. Look what you've done to me!
(laughs)
These are so good.
(Jazz music)
Okay so here,
is um
(spray)
Oh. Oil.
(rubs hands)
For the face
I don't think that that's genius.
Spraying oil is not
wise.
So
I feel like pumping oil
(taps table) makes a little more sense.
This is the more expensive
Ah
is this,
this is face oil?
To be honest.
I like the consistency better
in the bigger bottle.
I feel like
the smaller bottle is probably more expensive,
but I think I'm wrong.
I think this one's better,
but I,
wait...I'm inclined,
I want to think that this one's more expensive,
because it's smaller,
and it's like more functional to
squirt it out than to spray it.
(music continues)
Gonna have to say the small one.
I might be wrong, but I think the small one
is more expensive because it's small.
(bell rings)
Yes. (claps)
Okay, cool! Awesome!
(Jazz music)
Excuse me.
I'm just a little tied up at the moment.
(beats drum)
There's two neck ties.
I mean.
Okay.
Well, so I'm just checking these out visually.
(music continues)
I think this one looks cheaper,
'cuz it's thinner.
And this one's a little stiffer.
Oh, so this one's probably cheaper
or this one's more expensive probably.
And this one's
(music continues)
It's thin and it's probably
silk, and it might be more expensive.
And then this is
thicker.
It's harder,
more durable.
So it's probably cheaper.
(pop up sound)
I like this one better.
I don't like the material of this one.
I... it's like thin and kind of,
this one seems like it would wrinkle more.
It would be more maintenance.
I don't like this one.
This one totally keeps its shape.
And it's,
like more hard
and stiff,
and it wouldn't wrinkle as much.
And this one I like better.
This one,
I just don't like,
so that's me.
But the question is:
what kind of taste do I have?
Too cheap or expensive?
Like I keep thinking this is the cheaper one.
This one's better.
The better one's probably the cheaper one.
But this looks expensive.
(register rings)
This should be the more expensive one.
That's all I can say.
So this gets my vote,
but I think that one's more expensive.
But I'm gonna,
I think that one's more expensive.
But.
(beep)
This is hard.
I just like this one better.
I'm gonna vote this
but this one's probably more expensive.
And that's weird and it shouldn't be.
This should be more expensive.
- [producer] So you think the plaid one's more expensive?
(producer laughs)
- But it shouldn't be. Yeah.
(bell rings)
Oh! I told you!
That's so crazy, right?
Am I like really good at this?
(bell dings)
(pop up sound) Five for five!
I'm on a roll.
(Jazz music)
They're both cheap, honey.
(pop up sound)
These ain't no Alexander McQueen.
(laughs)
Um, this is light.
And so it's definitely super cheap.
(taps table)
(knocks on boot)
This is heavier.
This is way better quality.
Am I allowed (zipper opens)
to look inside of it?
This is pretty cheap.
This is more expensive.
Wait, hang in.
- [Producer] Again.
- I don't like this one,
(slams on table)
because the pyramid spikes look cheap,
and it feels light.
(taps table)
But like I have a tendency
to like the cheaper stuff.
I don't know.
I would wear this.
I don't like this.
Which potentially means that's more expensive,
because I,
seem to be liking cheaper stuff.
Oh! But I kind of feel like
this one might be more expensive.
They are both equally kind of cheaper made boots
to be completely (pushes chair) honest.
I think they're both faux leather too.
They're definitely not high end.
They should be the same price point
(unzips boots) to be completely honest.
I think they're the same price point.
I don't think one is
more expensive than the other.
It definitely shouldn't be.
It's not worth it.
Someone's getting ripped off.
That's for sure.
(pop up sound)
(laughs)
I'm gonna try them on.
I'm just gonna say honestly,
this one's more expensive,
because there's more to it.
They are both cheap.
Sorry.
(bell rings)
I think they're like both cheap, right?
Like
that's why I was conflicted.
(producer laughs)
(Jazz music)
- 'Kay liquid eyeliner.
Like it took me,
up until this year to actually
be able to use liquid eyeliner on myself.
It's very tricky
to get the wing,
and to make a straight line.
And
nowadays
they do make makeup
that is way better quality.
So.
(opens eyeliner stick)
Oh, this is really thin.
That's really nice.
(taps table)
Hmm.
Whoa. This one's way better.
And it's easier to hold.
It's more practical.
It's definitely better.
This one's cheaper. (closes cap)
The thinner one,
the thicker one is more expensive.
This one's better.
Wait, hang on.
Now I'm up against
better versus more and more expensive.
I have cheap taste.
I think in this case,
I would hope
(squeak)
that the better one
is more expensive.
The better one is the thicker,
is the thicker one.
The thin one is not terrible,
it's just thinner.
It's not a bad thin one.
Like it actually like.
Ooh
this looks cool.
Okay. So the thin one is actually kind of like
not thin and (beep), it's like thin and good.
Okay.
(inhales)
Maybe the thin one is expensive,
even though I like the bigger one.
Can you view my hand?
(pop up sound)
I changed my mind
I think the thin one is
nicer. It's just thin,
I just like.
They're both good, but I have to say they're both good.
Wow. They're both really good.
It comes down to personal preference.
I like the bigger one.
I'm super 50/50.
(beep) Look how dope that looks.
I think the thin one's better.
Thin one?
(buzz)
Oh my God! The whole time.
I was like (producer laughs)
I like that.
The better one is the thick one.
Oh, I like this one better.
Okay.
I knew I was wrong.
(Jazz music)
Okay, shoulder bags.
This one seems like it's probably more expensive
'cuz this is like fuzzy.
It's like bowling, I'm like really good in the beginning,
and I'm really bad at the end.
- [Producer] We're just going in cold?
That's the more expensive one? - [Avril] Yeah!
(bell rings)
Okay, good.
(Jazz music)
Oh my God! This one's super cheap.
This one is cheap too
but.
More expensive.
Okay. This is just some stretchy weird-ass
ice skating material.
So, and then this one has like
a little more going on
like zippers.
(zippers close)
That don't fully work.
I think they're both cheap,
but I like this one better.
This one's more expensive?
(bell rings) Okay.
Making up.
Is that it?
Oh, I had so much fun
I was enjoying myself.
Uh. (hits head)
I literally knew the cheap eyeliner
was the skinny one.
Do I get more candy at least
(pop up sound)
and champagne? (laughs)
(pop up sound)
A lot of fun.
(pop up sound) Just
like my new album
'Love
Sux'!
I will come back
any day,
if you'll have me. Thank you.