- He is the first president in modern history
to have zero political or military experience
and he has no interest in helping
the disenfranchised, i-i-i-i-it's--
- Raph, how do you feel about this?
You must be more concerned than all of us.
- Yeah, that's a really good question.
- Well, I mean, obviously I have cause for concern, right?
But my parents saw a lot worse, so I still have hope.
That is such a positive outlook,
but all I feel is outrage, y'know.
How can we expect to progress as a nation
if this is how we're treating our poor?
(noises of disgust)
- Riiight, but, I mean,
I'm not poor.
(exclamations)
(overlapping denials)
- My god, that was so rude.
- That's, that's okay.
- We know we're all rich in our own way.
(murmurs of agreement)
- Rich in love.
- No. - Rich blood.
- Rich in stamps.
- Nope, see, no, I'm not poor.
Just because I'm black doesn't mean I'm poor.
(exclamations of agreement)
(overlapping denials)
- I'm not racist.
- Seriously, if anyone's poor, it's me.
- Exactly, same, same, y'know,
we're not here to judge.
(exclamations of agreement)
- Uh, pizza's here.
(exclamations of agreement).
- I'm so hungry.
- How do you guys wanna pay for this?
- Split it four ways?
- Oh yeah, totally.
- No, there's five of us, so five ways.
(murmurs of pity)
- We know you'd pay if you could, Raph.
No need.
- Seriously dude, save that.
Like, get a phone card to call home or whatever.
- Keep the change.
- We work the same job!
I can't talk to you guys, anymore.
Hey, Trapp?
- Hmm, oh I'm sorry.
I only have a dollar, if that's okay?
God bless.
- What is wrong with all of you?
I'm black, not poor.
I have a 401k.
- Geeze, how slow is that internet?
- They only have dial-up?
- Is it just like how your neighborhood works?
- I live a block away from you.
- Crazy to think how different things can be
just a block away.
I think we'll find that gentrification
is a bigger problem than any of us ever realize.
- Tell me more.
- Gentrification is how these affluent people
are coming in and they're pushing these poorer people
out of the neighborhood.
Just because they think it's kind of cool--
(blurring of voices, in a dreamlike manner)
from these people, these families, you know,
it's no longer, I mean that's the thing
it's families, affluent people, pushing these poorer people
pushed out of their homes, neighborhoods,
- Cheer up, friend.
Things are gonna turn around.
- I'm not poor!
- We can all see your toes sticking out of your shoes, dude.
- These are sandals.
Act like you've never seen sandals before.
How did you even get in here?
- I found this keycard.
- Hey, hey, heeey!
We don't have to look at that.
- Forget this, man.
I'm going home.
(noises of pity)
This hobo bindle is a very expensive item
at Urban Outfitters.
- Hey man, can you lend me a hundred bucks?
- I'm queer, not rich.
(staccato, string music)
- Thought I was dead, didn't ya?
Mike Trapp sure thought I was.
I'm now heading right for him.
In a matter of minutes, I will be,
c'mon, really, really?
This traffic is, ugh, it's like not even rush hour
and I'm, ugh, I have a thing to do and I want it,
it would be so--
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Uhhuh.
You whaaat?
You didn't.
I'da did the same thing.