the doctors said it was just a bizarre
case of shingles Wow it's terrible I
know I'm gonna go refill that ice no no
no stop bringing up your sad shingles
story
oh no anxiety why are you here I really
wanted to go to this party alone and now
you're just standing here get your phone
out look busy what the hell do you think
you're doing do you want people to see
you doing that
doing what eating yes oh my god people
are gonna see how you eat you've been
looking at that alone for way too long
people are gonna realize that you only
know the host like some kind of a weird
loner enter a conversation
can't you see they don't want to talk to
you yeah I guess stop they figure they
don't want to talk to you either okay
are you [ __ ] crazy he doesn't want to
be cornered by you and what would you
even say it'd be so awkward
well I'm sorry anxiety but everyone
seems off limits hi I'm Zack this is my
friend Siobhan I'm Katie how do you guys
know Cynthia Cynthia away they hate what
you're wearing and they know you're lame
you're gonna ruin this conversation get
out now say you're hungry hmm I'm hungry
oh me too I'm gonna make a plate oh I'll
come with you idiot now it looks like
you've latched on to them actually I'm
not never mind
great you left them to stand in a corner
now they think you're rude
your third drink people are going to
think you're an alcoholic yeah I'm just
like Red Solo cups are they so popular
terrible topic but thank god you're
finally talking to someone wait that's
her landlord he just responded to a
noise complaint you shouldn't be talking
to him
hey sorry guys anybody here have a
vacation story that could be fun anybody
no one is talking to you you don't
belong here you should just go home
right now
okay has anybody here been Iceland
nothing
oh god no plead office a joke show them
you can laugh at yourself and watch me
trip but watch me bang me and watch me
trip trip and watch me bang me I'm not
with her hi it's Katie morovich from
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