I'M NOT ACTUALLY THAT MAD
OUR BLOOD IS NOT THAT BAD
BUT IT PAYS TO EXAGGERATE THESE
PETTY HIGH SCHOOL FEUDS
YOU REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME
YOU CUT IN THE LUNCH LINE?
NO? WELL, NEITHER DO I
BUT I NEED TO BE PISSED AT YOU
I'M MERCILESS BUT ON THE SURFACE
I ACT SO DEMURE
TIME TO ADMIT I'M A POP MUSIC CERSEI LANNISTER
SCREW KATY PERRY
I WAS BARELY EVER FRIENDS WITH HER
GOT A POT THAT I LOVE TO STIR
I DON'T THINK ABOUT YOU
THAT'S WHY I WROTE THIS TUNE
AND MADE AN EPIC VIDEO
TO SHOW YOU I'M ALOOF
ALL OF THE THINGS I DO
ARE CALCULATED MOVES
THA'S WHY I'LL NEVER EVER EVER
DATE NON FAMOUS DUDES
YOU STOLE DANCERS FROM ME
WHO WERE YOURS ORIGINALLY
I WROTE SONGS WHEN I WAS 15
THAT HAD MORE MATURITY
THAN THIS
I'TS HARD TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE
WHEN I SAY I DON'T LOVE DRAMA
DON'T TOUCH MY ASS CAUSE I'LL SUE YOUR ASS
AND I'LL TAKE YOUR DOLLA
OH YEAH YOU MADE THIS BISH FAMOUS
OR SO YOU CLAIM
DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MADE BUT I MADE YOU INSANE
WHEN I ASK FOR A DIET COKE
I WANT IT WITH A LIME
AND DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH ME
OR YOU COULD LOSE AN EYE
I GOT MY BICH PANTS ON
AND I MUST SAY THEY FIT ME FINE
PISS ME OFF
CAUSE I NEED MORE RHYMES
MY NEW ASSISTANT JUNE
YOU WOULD THINK SHE WAS TWO
LAST WEEK THIS DIPSHIT
BROUGHT ME MISO SOUP WITHOUT A SPOON
I'M JUST PLAYING WITH YOU
YOUR CRYING FACE IS EWW
WIPE OFF THAT SNOT
BEFORE DRIPS ON MY NEW JIMMY CHOO'S
WHY DID MY ASSISTANT TRY TO SABOTAGE ME?
UNLESS SHE'S SECRETLY WORKING FOR KATY
MY SHIT LIST HAS GOTTEN LONGER THAN WAR AND PEACE
MY FRIEND LIST IS A POST IT NOTE THAT SAYS "ME"
WHO WOULD LIKE TO JOIN ME FOR AN AFTER SHOOT DRINK?
OOOH, MY GRANDMA DIED, UMMM
I NEED 12 HOURS OF SLEEP
YOU HAVE ALL INSPIRED MY UPCOMING LP
REALLY?
IT'S ABOUT EVERY PIECE OF SHIT THAT CROSSED ME
I'M SORRY, THE OLD TAYLOR CAN'T CRUMB TO THE
AH, SHOOT
I'M SORRY, THE PHONE TAYLOR CAN'T CRUMB TO THE
AHH! WHY DO I KEEP SAYING CRUMB?
THIRD TIME'S A CHARM
I'M SORRY, THE OLD TAYLOR CAN'T
excuse me, I got a delivering for a... tailor swift?
look what you made me do!
CRAP!
WELL NOW I'M ALL ALONE
WHO WILL PICK UP THE PHONE?
AND HELP ME CHOOSE MY NEXT TARGET TO MUSICALLY BEMOAN?
MY WRITING PARTNER FLED
I'LL STEAL FROM RIGHT SAID FRED
I BET THOSE ONE HIT WONDERS AREN'T TOO SEXY FOR A CHECK
the key of awesome!