- We haven't taken a shot yet.
- I'm too open and up front you see, so like I'm like
"yeah have all my deepest darkest secrets, no problem."
(classical music)
Hi my names is Clare
and welcome back to my YouTube channel.
If you don't know me,
I'm an Irish YouTuber living in Ireland.
If you do know me, thank you for coming back.
And this is Ciara O'Dohery.
- Hello.
- From the Try Channel, obviously.
(Clare laughs)
We just did a video on Ciara's channel
and we have had a drink already.
If it's not clear. - We have, we have.
We've had a strong drink. - We've had a strong drink.
So go check that video out if you're in the market
for that kind of thing.
If you've ever watched Cut you'll know
they do a series called Truth or Drink.
I bought the digital version of the game printed out.
And we are just gonna pick questions,
answer them or drink. - Yeah.
- Truth or drink.
- I know.
(Clare laughs) It's a simple concept.
- But if there's anything
that's a little bit too saucy for YouTube,
we will put it on Patreon.
- Well, cheers.
- Yeah cheers.
- I am going to do my best to answer as much as I can.
And if I can't, I will drink.
And if I can't do that, Patreon, basically.
Essentially. - Yeah, truth,
drink or Patreon.
We will also have Patreon content on Ciara's
newly launched Patreon.
- Yes, she's new. - Shout it out.
- She's only a baby.
People are always like
"she never gets drunk, it doesn't happen."
It does it's just on Patreon.
(Ciara laughs) - Sure.
I mean I'd pay to see it.
(both laughing)
Obviously for anyone who's seen a Try Channel video
before in their life,
I am not going to be able to keep up with Ciara.
She of course very on brand
only has these fucking size shot glasses.
And the drink that I have brought for shots
just because I have nothing else in my house,
cotton candy flavored vodka.
(Clare laughs)
If you get a card that has two questions on it,
you choose which one you want to ask.
- What I'm gonna ask you Clare,
is what's the worst thing you've done in a relationship?
- I was seeing someone casually.
I'd brought him to an Irish language speaking gig
and he didn't speak Irish
which is just in retrospect-- - Oh no!
- Was so horrendous, I just--
I really wanted to go.
- But I mean you know with the--
- He was being so nice 'cause it was like the second date
and he's like "yeah no I'm really having a good time"
and like in retrospect, of course he wasn't.
Oh so if we were to meet for the first time today,
would we become friends?
Oh you really went for the soft one though.
- It is it is,
it is a soft one. - That's a soft question.
I think we met for the first time at a YouTube event.
- Yes!
- And I feel like you are--
- It was in
the bar area. - The same.
- And I think I went up to you being like--
(imitates turkey)
- How have you dishonored your parents?
(both laughing)
- Oh my god.
When I was maybe like, 12 or 13,
there was a local priest that was being like honored.
Me and my cousins are super close there's a lot of us.
We just got really hyper,
there was like Fanta was flowing.
And we floated the bathrooms.
We put toilet roll, we got really hyper and--
- Oh you did it on purpose
not-- - Well yeah we put toilet roll
in the sinks and turned on the taps.
They were mortified.
But that was dishonorable to say the least.
What's the most terrible thing you've ever done for money?
- Something recently that I could've done for money
and I didn't do, was a really weird cameo request.
Maybe it was for a totally normal reason
but it just it seemed-- - It wasn't.
It wasn't for a
totally normal reason. (both laughing)
- It says what did you observe from porn
that you later realized was unrealistic?
How did you make this discovery?
I mean-- - What isn't?
- WHat's realistic about it?
- What's realistic about it, realistically.
- Something is really--
- I remember when I first like came across porn
like in life.
- I know. - And it was,
I presume like everybody did,
it was in a hotel room with a lot of lads.
And I remember they laughed at me
because I was like "where is the story?"
(Ciara laughs)
No you can't taste the cotton candy
when you do it in a shot. - In a good way?
- Jesus.
- Imagine we are your future children, or current children,
how do you present the birds and the bees talk to us?
- Presumably you can leave
the biology to their biology teachers.
But maybe don't be like
"when a man and woman love each other and get married."
It's like, no when two people indiscriminate of gender,
feel like they wanna do it.
(Clare laughs)
- Yeah.
Come on you could do it as a separate channel
that people can lease out to give to their children
if they wanna have Clisare explains
the birds and the bees. - Oh my god imagine.
- For a modest fee. - I imagine.
- Okay.
- You get to travel back in time to warn me about one thing,
what would it be?
- I would come back in time,
I'd scuttle down from a tree and be like,
"hello Clare, come with me."
And then I'd give you a chat and I'd be like,
"you're gonna do great things,
"but because of those great things
"you're also gonna have shit times,
"but it's gonna be worth it."
And then I'd make you like do a drink
and then I'd be like.
(clinking nails on table)
And you'd be like "what was that?"
What is your favorite sexual position and why?
And this can be a Patreon or a--
- This'll be a Patreon.
Oh have you ever stabbed someone in the back
or actively plotted against them?
- Oh my god isn't it bad
that I actually thought you meant physically.
(Clare laughs) And I was like, no.
I did stab someone in the thigh with a pencil.
(Clare laughs)
I'd fuckin' do it again.
Okay so have I ever stabbed someone in the back
or plotted against them?
Yes.
But only my sisters.
I pushed her down the stairs in nanny's house,
and I maintain that she fell and everyone believed me
because I was really
good at lying. - I can imagine.
- She was fine!
It was a carpeted stairs. (Clare giggles)
Well she wasn't, she did hurt herself,
but I didn't get any trouble. (Clare laughs)
So that--
It worked out well for me. - Brilliant.
- Have you ever found yourself
wearing somebody else's underwear?
I mean who hasn't found yourself
wearing somebody else's underwear?
- I don't think I have.
- I've definitely have worn other people's underwear.
I love a man's underwear.
Especially when it's been worn
so it has a flappy bit where you're like (laughing).
Yeah, what's the strangest place you ever had sex?
- You're gonna be so disappointed this answer.
A tent.
- But I've never-- - Just 'cause some bits
behind a chair which is my answer.
(Ciara laughs)
You fuckin' devil.
Oh my god are you kidding? - I know I thought
I was going to hell for years.
- Were they currently running mass?
(both giggling)
- Thank god we've got Patreon.
- Who here.
- Okay.
- Is the most likely to star in adult film?
And who here is most likely to make and direct?
- I could definitely star,
but I feel like you'd also be banging and directing them.
And I feel like I would be most likely to star.
- If you found out I've been embezzling from tri channel,
(Clare laughs)
would you rat me out?
- Absolutely fucking not.
- Nice.
- We would Bonnie and Clyde that shit over the claims.
I'm sorry Kelly, Collin and Shaun,
but I would never-- (Clare laughs)
What was your most expensive mistake?
- I don't know the answer to that so I will drink.
- Yay. - Just 'cause I don't
know the answer.
- That's an easy one, quick fire one,
what's your favorite sound?
- Is that an easy one?
- Of course.
Rain on tarp.
- Oh I like rain on the roof, all right.
Tarp.
What a--
- Tarp is like a tent. - What a--
No I know what a tarp (laughs) is.
It's just a specific answer. - Best sound.
Oh, what topic would you be an expert TV talking head?
- You know I've been a TV talking head
on some random topics.
- Oh really?
- I found a lot of audio files on my computer recently
from when I was a radio talking head.
And one of them was, men who wear cardigans.
- How do you feel about--
Durbish.
It's Durbish I love his cardigans.
- At the time I apparently wasn't a fan.
What do you think is your most unique sexual interest?
(both laughing)
I'm gonna ask the weird one.
How are we right for each other romantically?
Think of at least one way we're compatible.
- Me and you?
- Yeah.
- Oh I feel it would be absolute,
power couple, can you see it now?
(Clare laughs)
They wouldn't be able to tell us fucking nothing.
Now we'd have absolute ripping fights.
- Oh a hundred percent, yeah. - And like we'd
murder each other. - Yeah yeah yeah.
- We'd have a great time.
The sex would be scary but comforting.
- I don't think you'd be able to live with me.
You're very tidy.
- No Clare, Clare, that's--
You wouldn't be able to deal with me.
I'm so messy. (Clare laughs)
- Oh we'd have a nightmare together.
- This is all me though. - 'Cause we're both
like that then. - No the place
would be on fire.
What's the kinkiest thing you were ever asked to do,
but you declined?
It could be something
that you were asked to do online possibly?
- I used to have this series called Dare Clare.
- Oh yeah, yeah. - Back in the day.
Someone was like,
"take the camera lens, as if it's a banana,
"and you were eating the banana.
"And like obviously I now understand
"they wanted me to deep throat the lens."
- Sorry, now did you think then
it was a innocent-- - No no at the time
I thought it was weird. - For each relationship
experiment. - But I think I was like,
why would they want me to eat the camera?
This makes no sense.
And now I'm like, oh they wanted to,
so they could imagine it was their dick.
If you could abstain from sex and masturbation
for one full year-- - No.
(both giggle)
- You'll win twenty-seven-thousand dollars
and a used car.
Will you make it?
No.
I think the answer is no.
(Clare laughs)
- Oh.
Shit.
- Would you be or have you been
a guest star in another couple's bedroom?
- I tell you what, I'll drink first.
And but I'll answer it on Patreon.
- Okay.
(Ciara laughs)
- Have you ever been fired?
If so, what for?
If not, why not?
- I've never been fired, but I've left quite a few jobs.
I thought I was a quitter until I realized
that actually what I wanted to do was work for myself.
- Do you know what, I got hired by a company one time,
and I got hired to coach and like mentor and train
a user base they did not have yet.
And the problem with me, as you are probably well aware,
is that I'm very up front, like I don't bull shit.
So I was like, "I have nothing to do yet.
"You've probably hired me a bit too early."
And he's like "I'll find someone else
"who can like lie to me and tell me that they're busy."
(Clare laughs)
- What would it take for us to have sex?
- I say if we're both single, then not very much.
- What's an offensive opinion of you
that you will never let go of?
- Scary.
- Scary? - Yeah it makes me
really really angry when someone says I'm scary.
It makes me super fucking angry.
Because it's like, I'm not fucking scary, like I--
(groans)
Is there anything you will never understand about me?
- The blue wicked.
(Clare laughs)
I don't know I just don't think--
It's so weird.
- Are these questions like not as bad?
As the truth or drink, or like--
Are we just like, two cool chicks, and, bananas.
- Have you ever pretended to be someone else
on the internet? (Clare claps hands)
- No.
- No?
- Have I?
Oh.
Technically yes, I have a fake Reddit account.
Who do you think has had the most sexual partners,
you or me?
- I know how many I've had.
So I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you.
- Interesting.
- Yeah.
- I feel like-- (classical music playing)
Dead heat.
- No way! (both laughing)
- What's the bitchiest thing you've ever said about me
behind my back?
(Clare snaps fingers)
- I don't think I've ever said anything.
- I believe you mademoiselle.
- Do you think you have more or less sex
than your next door neighbors?
(Clare giggles)
- More and I'm pretty sure
they hear us as well. - Oh!
- 'Cause it's just, the walls are so fucking thin.
- I know.
- Like I can hear when they plug in their phones.
- Oh god.
- Have you ever been injured while having sex?
You or the other half.
- Yes.
- Very clever, you actually don't have to ex--
Yeah, it's a yes or no question.
She got me there.
(Clare giggles)
Describe your first time having sex.
Include every cringy detail.
And if not, drink.
- I will drink.
(Clare laughs)
- I definitely think we've got enough there
for truth and drink, and Patreon.
Thank you so much for watching.
If you liked this video
please check out Ciara's channel.
Please check out the video that we did on Ciara's channel.
- Can this be a series with all Try-ers?
- I do think we should make up our own questions though,
'cause they're kinda soft.
- I know some of them
were really soft. - Aren't they a bit soft?
Let's come up with-- - Honestly--
the questions and do this
with Try people.
(mumbling)
It's amazing.
Patreon, Patreon, video, video.
Thank you so much for watching.
And see you in the next one.
So long so long.
- Bye.
So long, I love when you say so long so long.