Yes, that's the point.
We're against each other.
Iyiyiyi.
How are you doing?
You like games.
I love games.
But time crunch type of games like these, I do not like.
So screw you for inviting me to this one.
[LAUGHTER]
But you have five seconds.
It's not time crunch.
You have five seconds.
Five seconds, to you, seems like an eternity, does it?
Yes.
Well, that's where we differ.
Uh-huh, I see.
Well, tWtich is going to read a category.
Yes.
And then we will take turns.
You saw Quinn do so well in this.
Yes!
And we have five seconds to name three things.
I'll go first to show you how easy it is.
And I don't know the categories.
I'm not shown them.
So I cannot cheat.
tWtich, what are they?
Ellen, name three things you yell when you win a game.
I won!
Ah-hah!
In your face!
Loser!
[DING]
Wow, bonus points.
That was four.
Well, I get carried away.
She said she had time.
And I still had 1.8 seconds.
Can you apply that to your next one?
No, you cannot.
OK.
OK, Julia, name three things you yell when you lose a game!
Ah, [BLEEP]!
oh, why!
That's not fair!
[DING]
Way to go.
That's good.
See?
Five seconds, it's a long time.
All right.
Good.
OK, Ellen, tell us three things you've done in the White House.
I have danced.
I have received the Medal of Honor.
And I have been carded.
[DING]
[APPLAUSE]
0.1.
One second.
Nice.
OK, Julia, name three things you yell when watching the news.
Give me a break!
Get off the screen!
Get out of office!
[DING]
[APPLAUSE]
Ellen, name three things you can squeeze.
A butt, lemon, and kiwi.
[DING]
I don't-- I object.
Am I allowed to object?
Yes, you're objecting to the kiwi?
Yeah, I have a problem with that.
I guess-- I squoze one this morning.
Because--
[APPLAUSE]
I didn't squeeze it for juice.
I tested it to see, for the ripeness.
So I squeezed it.
Go on.
OK, Julia, name three things you can stretch.
Pantyhose, bubble gum, and a rubber band!
[DING]
[APPLAUSE]
Oh, boy!
You did it!
We're tied!
You're tied up.
Oh, we are?
It's all tied up.
All right.
OK, Ellen, give us three other words for butt.
Bootay, caboose, ass.
[DING]
Nice.
[APPLAUSE]
Oh, wow, OK, Julia, give us three
daytime-friendly nicknames for a woman or man's private parts.
Um, kooch--
[LAUGHTER]
Dink?
[INAUDIBLE]
[DINGING]
I want to apologize to all of the United States of America.
Go see Downhill.
It opens in theaters on Valentine's Day.
We'll be right back.