*Relaxing music*
Okay, what do we have here?
Oh, these are those guys who complain about licensing
Even though they use people's video unlicensed
Why is it that these guys look like
They look like someone pretending to be a human
You know what I mean?
It looks like there's a alien life form in a human skin pretend-
[Audio suddenly cut]
Michelle Obama: Wow, Ethan! Great moves, keep it up, proud of you! *Relaxing music*
*Relaxing music*
We here at h3h3productions make it our motive to every week
Find the person who deserves to get a nice steamy pile of crap on their face
And this week,
It's without a doubt
THE FINE BROTHERS
So let's spread them open,
Eat some Arbys
And squeeze out a nice juicy, sticky, and a lil' spicy turd
One that, you know, is warm and hot, and...
It burns a little bit
but it cleans up
nicely
THE FINE BRO: Hello everyone!
We're very excited to bring you an announcement today
It's a REALLY big announcement b-
Ethan: In their video they made a really "happy" announcement
They were, they were gonna make reactions available to the whole world!
Isn't that so exciting?
But also just a small note in the, ah, footprint
THE FINE BRO: With React World™
We're providing a way for people to make their own versions of our shows
And do it with us by licensing our format of trademarks,
Everyone will know that you're doing this legally
Ethan: Oh yeah,
And all you people, ah, who were thinking about making reaction™ videos
anywhere in the world
Well, by the way, we own you, so
Small-
Small footnote to the ah,
"Nice huge happy announcement"
I think the reason why the internet got so pissed off about this
is because of their cute little underhanded way of saying
Hey, f- fuck you, YouTube
They have this great big cheery happy announcement
Where they announce this great new program
Who no one in their right mind would join
In the terms, they own 50% of your brand deals, 60% of your rev share
You can't even post your video to Facebook apparently without their permission
That sounds like a "great deal", sign me up!
THE FINE BRO: So, if you're interested in creating your own version of any of our react™ formats
Which if you don't, then what is wrong with you
[Ethan's cough™]
If you don't, then what is wrong with you
[Laugh track]
Why would anybody sign up for this?
Oh right, because they're threatening everybody out there
who is considering making a reaction™ video of their own
And the fact that they even try to pretend that they invented this genre
just shows how delusional and possibly malicious they are
Like their...
first show that made them famous on YouTube was
"Kids React™"
And I mean...
Bill Cosby invented that format and he did it way better
then they did
Bill Cosby: I've got a cut
Bill Cosby: See it?
-Yup
Bill Cosby: What do you do for that
-You gotta put a little Neosporin on it
[Audience laughing]
Ethan: He put way more effort, he actually interacted with them, all they did was show them a video
But it's pretty much exactly the same format as Bill Cosby
And there guys had the chutzpah
Because yes I know they are Jews
And shame on you for giving a disgraceful name to my people
Shame on you
They go after Ellen,
After literally jacking their format straight from Bill Cosby
They send their fans to berate Ellen
They say tell Ellen she fucked up
She didn't even ask us
She didn't even ask us for our amazing unique and original format
There's no way she could have thought of this herself
Without having watched us and ripped us off
Like their brains are out in outer space man, these guys are delusional to the max
And the funny thing is Ellen probably didn't even know who the fuck these clowns are
You're so sure you're on the legal higher ground
Why don't you go try to sue Ellen,
And see how does that happen
Why don't you give that a shot and get back to us
and let us know about your legal battle with Ellen
Why are you picking on these people with 10 subscribers, taking down their videos
Why don't you do something other then exploiting YouTube's fucked up copyright system
And go after someone like
Ellen
And it gets even weirder when you go down the rabbit hole
And you find out that there was a channel even before theirs
Called "Seniors React"
that debuted before they ever use that clip
I don't know exactly what happened to that channel
The details are pretty bizarre
But all I know is that the channel who created the original "Seniors React" disappeared
And then about a month later, here comes the ah, the class brothers
the class act brothers with their new hit series called "Elders React™"
The most original guys in the world by the way
Thank you so much for inventing people
looking at something and then saying something about it
THE FINE BROS: And we look forward to the time when we can look back
to this moment, to this video with all of you
knowing that this is when we all stood together
change the way things were done
and created this first-of-its-kind global community
Ethan: Yeah, hell yeah! Martin Luther King Jr.
Fucking Rosa Parks
Man, this guy is a- he's not just a content creator
he's a liberator
The irony here's ...
Magnifique
THE FINE BROS: And we look forward to the time when we can look back *Sad Romance*
to this moment, to this video with all of you *Sad Romance*
knowing that this is when we all stood together *Sad Romance*
change the way things were done *Sad Romance*
and created this first-of-its-kind global community *Sad Romance*
Ethan: There guys are all shady
There is no silver lining here
They're- they- These guys suck
They're- they're greedy,
they're shady
they're malicious
And they are
NOT handsome
And if there's a crime in this world
greater than that
I don't know what it is
Right, am I right?
Actually he- they- they're put together but
it's just a weird thing like this guy could blink a little bit more
this guy needs to like do one of these
I don't know, you- I don't know if that's how it works
Oh and do I need to remind you
Mr. beanie who wears that shit in every single video
That I'm
The beanie guy
Okay?
And how DARE you shamelessly rip off my beanie on the head bit
NOBODY has thought about putting a beanie
on their head
Before me
Okay?
In conclusion, Fine Brothers
Don't take yourself so fucking seriously
You're making reaction™ video for fucking sake